4 mins ago
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: And hello ade.
4 mins ago
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: All of your holidays are more 'fighting orgies' from what i gather
5 mins ago
Malara Tor: Nope, not that I can recall.
5 mins ago
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: Malara, you've been here longer than oma, is there a holiday like christmas on mes?
5 mins ago
Ciara Murray: Oh, we can find a way t'punch more things, m'sure
6 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Oh hey, it's you. @Charlie
6 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: I was having fun about a half an hour ago
6 mins ago
Malara Tor: Oh come on. I was having fun.
7 mins ago
Oma Re'fuut: Should have shooed him away earlier
7 mins ago
Juniper Vincent: Good fucking riddance.
7 mins ago
Oma Re'fuut: He actually left.
7 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Sure was.
7 mins ago
Ciara Murray: Welp, that was a thing
3 Dec 17, 03:36 PM
Box (WD): *floats away*
3 Dec 17, 03:35 PM
Box (WD): Yeah, i've got to go finish some jewelry. and stop frodo stealing my precious.
3 Dec 17, 03:35 PM
Malara Tor: Pfft. -laughs-
3 Dec 17, 03:35 PM
Eroshay Rosales: Shoo. Shoo, Goblin. Back to the vaults with you.
3 Dec 17, 03:35 PM
Eroshay Rosales: Okay, I'm getting bored.
3 Dec 17, 03:34 PM
Ciara Murray: :|a
3 Dec 17, 03:34 PM
Oma Re'fuut: :headshakeneko: @Box
3 Dec 17, 03:34 PM
Eroshay Rosales: We all know that one is a lie.
3 Dec 17, 03:34 PM
Box (WD): and you have the face to match
3 Dec 17, 03:33 PM
Box (WD): you are the living personification of PCP.
3 Dec 17, 03:32 PM
Malara Tor: Ooh. A little better. But eh? Keep going. I'll let you know if you're getting warmer.
3 Dec 17, 03:31 PM
Eroshay Rosales: ((word))
3 Dec 17, 03:31 PM
Eroshay Rosales: Gettin' better. ((holy shit, that would shoulda been filtered o.o))
3 Dec 17, 03:31 PM
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Looks like we're getting there.
3 Dec 17, 03:31 PM
Juniper Vincent: If he keeps this up, perhaps we'll finally have a white Christmas
3 Dec 17, 03:31 PM
Box (WD): She once said that women on the island send her their underwear in the post. Presumably with the message: from one twat to another
3 Dec 17, 03:30 PM
Eroshay Rosales: It's a sad day. I pay for a good marshmallow roasting and what do I fuckin' get? A cub scout tryina kindle a fire.
3 Dec 17, 03:30 PM
Malara Tor: I am a spoiled brat. But what else can you expect when I spent a hundred thousand years with skin made of gold?
3 Dec 17, 03:29 PM
Eroshay Rosales: When Mal is roasting herself better than this bitch.
3 Dec 17, 03:29 PM
Oma Re'fuut: :gigglingneko:
25 secs ago
Ciara Murray: @Oma
45 secs ago
Oma Re'fuut: *Smiles* Ciara.
55 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Horrible job at it.
55 secs ago
Juniper Vincent: This man is reversing climate change, that's what.
60 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: A fae's trying to roast us.
1 min ago
Ciara Murray: Wots all this about
2 mins ago
Juniper Vincent: If you're trying to roast us, let me just inform you that right now we're in a fucking freezer.
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: I ate this shit for lunch i grade school.
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: These are fifth grade level jokes.
2 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: :laffinneko:
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: But c'mon mate.
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: At least someone would go down a back alley with me. 8)
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: I would be like a Thanksgiving fuckin' turkey.
3 mins ago
Box (WD): Hey at least I get to handle money without having to take someone down a back alley to get it.
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: I could roast myself so well
4 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: Look, I'm not angry or insulted or hurt. I'm disappointed,.
4 mins ago
Juniper Vincent: *snickers* Good one.
4 mins ago
Juniper Vincent: Mmmhmm. And there's nothing wrong with the people who do.
4 mins ago
Ciara Murray: Ooooma~
4 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: And you look like you should be protecting Harry's vault of riches. @Box
3 Dec 17, 03:14 PM
Eroshay Rosales: Truth is, I can only flavor a bland dinner soooo much before it's just salt. @Box
3 Dec 17, 03:14 PM
Box (WD): I mean you do look like you crawl out of a haunted mirror every morning, but on this island, theres probably four other people who have the same morning routine
3 Dec 17, 03:13 PM
Eroshay Rosales: This is kinda fun, but I need better material to throw back.
3 Dec 17, 03:13 PM
Oma Re'fuut: *Does not get.....any of this....*
3 Dec 17, 03:12 PM
Juniper Vincent: Um, where are you going with this one? I'm thin?
3 Dec 17, 03:12 PM
Box (WD): but wait, juniper? if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?
Juniper Vincent: I'm suprised that you have... I mean, you should seriously consider it.
35 secs ago
Juniper Vincent: Ah, plastic surgery, never heard of it.
1 min ago
Eroshay Rosales: And then he found out, he was looking in a mirror.
2 mins ago
Box (WD): ((i can't say what i actually want to say XD))
3 mins ago
Box (WD): that i'm pretty sure if i tugged at your face, it would be the fucking janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide
3 mins ago
Juniper Vincent: What are you trying to imply? :nanineko:
15 secs ago
Eroshay Rosales: Also, note, when you have to explain the joke to everyone, it's not a good joke.
15 secs ago
Oma Re'fuut: Annoying.
15 secs ago
Oma Re'fuut: The weird looking one is making no sense.....
40 secs ago
Box (WD): If juniper is here, scooby and the gang can't be far behind
1 min ago
Eroshay Rosales: And also, maybe think it could be true.
1 min ago
Eroshay Rosales: Gonna have to try harder than that. For an insult to work I have to be.... well, insulted.
20 secs ago
Box (WD): *looks visibly excited*
25 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: It's the legend himself. @Juniper
40 secs ago
Juniper Vincent: I get right everytime ;)
55 secs ago
Box (WD): For the ten minutes you were on tinder, you were swiped left so often you got whiplash by voodoo.
2 mins ago
Oma Re'fuut: And who is charlie sheen?
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: This may be your job, but it's no career.
2 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: It's a drug. @Oma
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: This is some B-rate movie insulting friendo
2 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Oh, wait, he didn't ask. :pondersneko:
2 mins ago
Oma Re'fuut: ....What is meth?
2 mins ago
Oma Re'fuut: I do not think it is.
2 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: His insults don't work if you give him permission.
2 mins ago
Box (WD): adverts to warn kids about the dangers of meth
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: How is that an insult? :' )
3 mins ago
Oma Re'fuut: I am confused.
0 secs ago
Eroshay Rosales:
35 secs ago
Box (WD): Sure! You are so attractive you could be in adverts.
1 min ago
Eroshay Rosales: I give Goblin permission to roast me, if he's fine with me roasting back.
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: Bad Goblin. Bad.
3 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: To be fair, I asked for it only for myself.
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: We're back to this
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales:
6 mins ago
Box (WD): I mean look at this *waves a hand at oma* Either that's plastic surgery, or you some how got into Charlie Sheen's steroid stash.
8 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Practice makes perfect I guess.
8 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Aaaand you lost me.
9 mins ago
Box (WD): I mean juniper is my favorite cartoon character. I wonder when they're going to do a cross over with scooby doo and they pull of his face and 'surprise' it's just rats in a people suit
35 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: -Wipes a fake tear, then waves at Oma-
50 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Oh my god . . . that was an actually good insult.
2 mins ago
Box (WD): Although that's not hard. My instagram has more likes than she has friends. And i don't have instagram
2 mins ago
Oma Re'fuut: *Saunters in, stares at the tree* The tree is huge as they say =|c
2 mins ago
Box (WD): Her instagram has more likes than she has friends
2 mins ago
Box (WD): I mean Juniper probably took a selfie with your screaming in law.
3 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Spilt coffee on them or whatever and other petty shit.
5 secs ago
Box (WD): Why?
25 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: I don't know much about him, just that my parent-in-law has beef with him.
45 secs ago
Box (WD): It's just... too perfect...
55 secs ago
Box (WD): yeah that one
1 min ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Juniper . . . Juniper . . . Uh, that red-headed chi—guy?
2 mins ago
Box (WD): I mean honestly i really want juniper to turn up. I've got so much material.
11 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Sounds great. I'm looking for work anyways. Still can't decide if I want something acting related or something weapons related.
12 mins ago
Box (WD): Feel free to sign up. Every roaster themselves gets roasted. I've heard it all before. making fun of my hight, my wierd ass-bat-donkey face. I even let one comedian flick iron filings at me cos it got a laugh
14 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: If you're getting paid well for that material then I should sign up too. Easy money for no work at all.
16 mins ago
Box (WD): Sorry. I was trying to be polite. it's giving me a headache. You look like sid vicious fucked a rhino after having his genitals replaced with a lava lamp, so that's why you've got that fucking horn.
17 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Man, I try to be nice just one time.
Box (WD): nah, i've already fed, so that's why i don't have to be... as mean
3 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: and I don't disagree either. It's so weird looking. o.o
3 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: -Shrug- I'm on the internet on the time, so do your work or whatever.
5 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: He's talking about my other form
5 mins ago
Box (WD): *thumbs at penny* cthulrus
6 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Cthulrus?
7 mins ago
Box (WD): *cthulrus
7 mins ago
Box (WD): so it works for you and cthulru
7 mins ago
Box (WD): I haven't asked you.
7 mins ago
Box (WD): the problem is, it's not a choice, i kinda have to do the thing when i first meet people
7 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: I guess your insults won't work for us? Or not for me since I approve or don't approve?
7 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Well that sucks. At least they'll have the warning. =/
8 mins ago
Box (WD): it's still me giving a signal
8 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: What about a head nod? Would that be okay or would that make the insults not work?
8 mins ago
Box (WD): sort of yeah.
9 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: So . . . what you're saying is . . . we could write a summary of how your insult-fae-whatever powers, give you the paper, then you can tell others as a warning sign?
9 mins ago
Box (WD): eh. thems the breaks
10 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: You poor thing.
11 mins ago
Box (WD): it's the guy with the certificates
11 mins ago
Box (WD): Nah paper is different. I didn't do the writing, so it's not me asking permission
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Paper doesn't work either?
3 Dec 17, 02:16 PM
Box (WD): I'm an ouphe. words have power, especially for ouphes
3 Dec 17, 02:16 PM
Box (WD): its sorta complicated. if i asked you for permission to be mean, it wouldn't work. it would just be a waste of time
20 secs ago
Penitence Cashel: Wait... does that mean you can't feed on people who know?
25 secs ago
Box (WD): I can't ask.
30 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Rinse and repeat. =/
40 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Show it to them, ask if they want to be insulted or whatever, then insult.
50 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Use the paper then.
60 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: You don't have to say you're feeding.
60 secs ago
Box (WD): Stupid fae rules. thats why i carry around the piece of paper with the fancy words
60 secs ago
Iggy Hughes: *shifts*
1 min ago
Box (WD): and i can't openly state how i feed.
1 min ago
Box (WD): It needs to be with a biological person
2 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: ... Couldn't you use the internet?
2 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Try working more then. I don't know, go around asking people if they want to hear your insults and do it.
2 mins ago
Box (WD): I do the roast nights. Me and two other people roast volunteers.
5 secs ago
Box (WD): yeah
20 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: I thought you were just being another bad joke.
30 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Wait, you're actually working?
1 min ago
Box (WD): I do roast nights two days a week at the Comedy Store. There just isn't one this weekend cos of the tree lighting festival, so i'm kinda hungry
1 min ago
Penitence Cashel: I already said it was okay. Don't starve yourself.
1 min ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: -Sighs- But people will come to you to be insulted.
2 mins ago
Box (WD): i keep explaining this. i am a stand up comedian
2 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: *can't keep positive memories very long so she knows what she's talking about*
2 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Why not being a stand up comedian? Some people like to be roasted.
3 mins ago
Box (WD): i'm trying so hard not to be mean it hurts *chuckles*
3 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: being cynical only hurts yourself. Make the best of the day you can because you might not remember later
3 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: Yeah
5 mins ago
Box (WD): I really should be cynical about that sorta thing
30 secs ago
Penitence Cashel: Every day can be a good day if you find something to be thankful for.
1 min ago
Penitence Cashel: It's a beautiful day and this island is an experience. So - going well.
3 mins ago
Box (WD): eh it's alright. How's yours going?
3 mins ago
Alma Malivani: -smiles up at him- Cool. Hopefully it'll be worth the ticket prices. But we can have fun regardless.
4 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: Hi Box. Are you having a good day? *bright smile*
4 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: Sounds fun @Alma
4 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: Movies....
4 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: Well you are very interesting looking.
5 mins ago
Box (WD): Heya friend!
5 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: It's whatever. Barely anyone knows about us anyways.
7 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: oh sorry. I don't know what a lot of species are yet.
8 mins ago
Cooper(Iggy Companion): *runs off*
9 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Er, no.
9 mins ago
Penitence Cashel: *doubletake at Ade* Are you ummm a type of unicorn?
9 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: (WAVES)
15 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: -Waves back-
30 secs ago
Penitence Cashel: *walks in - waves to everyone*
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: T.T
4 mins ago
Alma Malivani: <.< Would you wanna come with?
4 mins ago
Alma Malivani: So my birthday is next week. I was thinking of going to see a movie with some friends.
8 mins ago
Cooper(Iggy Companion): *takes a step back*
8 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: I'm fine just needed to stretch
12 mins ago
Alma Malivani: -leans on Iggy- you okay?
13 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: (Beccccccons Cooper.)
14 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: -Lays down and watches the tree-
14 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: =|
14 mins ago
Cooper(Iggy Companion): *Takes a step closer towards Shay
2 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: *inches a tiny bit closer to Alma*
2 mins ago
Box (WD): I know this *pulls out boombox playing 'sex bomb'*
3 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Again, sounds like a hard life. :/
3 mins ago
Box (WD): I mean i only know like 12 songs. I can't pull things i don't know out of the air
3 mins ago
Cooper(Iggy Companion): =|
4 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: (Reaches out for Cooper.)
4 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Sounds like a hard life.
5 mins ago
Box (WD): I mean i only have like three records
7 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: It wasn't good music anyways.
9 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: *stretches*
20 secs ago
Box (WD): nooooo.... my tyuuunes
20 secs ago
Cooper(Iggy Companion): *she got served* :perf:
45 secs ago
Eroshay Rosales: :tableflip:
45 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: -Looking at the raccoon. Absolutely infatuated with it-
55 secs ago
Eroshay Rosales: ... (Walks over to Box.)
1 min ago
Box (WD): *pulls a turntable out of thin air* Random Black haired girl VERSUS. Cooper the raccoon. Lets see that booteh shake *starts playing music*
1 min ago
Eroshay Rosales: (Stops spinning. Oh boy.... tipssy topsy turny.)
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: Omg the cute raccoon
2 mins ago
Alma Malivani: Pfft. Cooper got moves.
2 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: My raccoon spins better than you
3 mins ago
Cooper(Iggy Companion): *break dances*
3 mins ago
Cooper(Iggy Companion): ................
3 mins ago
Alma Malivani: Okay then.
3 mins ago
Box (WD): And you do look a little like lasagna
3 mins ago
Box (WD): Like a record baby
4 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: Right, right, right round.
4 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: But I wanna spin myself right round
4 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: .... That is a good idea....
4 mins ago
Alma Malivani: Then... stop spinning?
4 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: I don't look like lasagna
3 Dec 17, 01:26 PM
Eroshay Rosales: AND YES. I am dizzy
3 Dec 17, 01:26 PM
Eroshay Rosales: There is no escape.
3 Dec 17, 01:26 PM
Eroshay Rosales: And now the joke just rolls under your legs.
5 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: That's my point.
10 secs ago
Iggy Hughes: ...........
10 secs ago
Eroshay Rosales: :' )
15 secs ago
Box (WD): Honestly, it's just insults
20 secs ago
Box (WD): it doesn't have to be a joke.
45 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: And I don't just mean yourself.
50 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Aren't people supposed to, y'know, laugh at the joke?
2 mins ago
Box (WD): eh. i'm better at making the jokes than understanding things
3 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Just because you're tall doesn't mean you'll be better at catching onto the joke.
Box (WD): *stretches to be like, six foot. looks like a funhouse mirror* Taller than you dopey. But not taller than the guy who looks like a fucked up lasagne *thumbs at iggy*
1 min ago
Alma Malivani: -scoots a little closer to Iggy-
1 min ago
Iggy Hughes: Aren't you dizzy?
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: (Continues spinning.)
2 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: *shifts* .........
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: Now you have an excuse for why my insults are going over your head.
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: It's a good thing you're small
35 secs ago
Box (WD): I mean i am like... what... three hundred? i think?
45 secs ago
Box (WD): Eh. I mean, it's not so much power. It's in my nature.
60 secs ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: I'm pretty sure he's a kid. He'll learn. Don't worry.
1 min ago
Iggy Hughes: Oh.....
1 min ago
Eroshay Rosales: Depressing.
1 min ago
Eroshay Rosales: And here I thought, something that insults for a living might actually be able to keep up
2 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Job? How much you getting paid for it? Maybe I'll join in.
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: ....
2 mins ago
Box (WD): huh?
2 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: ... Must not be very powerful then. 8^)
2 mins ago
Box (WD): Goblins are creepy little wierdos. Ouphes are powered by words.
3 mins ago
Box (WD): nah that's my job. Don't want you muscling in on my territory
3 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: What's the difference
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: I thought we were doing shitty insults.
3 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: Oh, right. Sorry.
3 mins ago
Box (WD): or speciesist
3 mins ago
Iggy Hughes: ..............
3 mins ago
Ade Afolabi-Soie: You say that, but I'm pretty kind of definitely sure that's not true.
3 mins ago
Box (WD): Ouphe actually. That's racist.
4 mins ago
Eroshay Rosales: Holy shit, it's a Goblin.
3 Dec 17, 01:15 PM
Box (WD): you gotta do what you gotta do
3 Dec 17, 01:14 PM
Ade Afolabi-Soie: Still here with the shitty commentary?
Box (WD): holy shit it's a beyblade with an umbrella
3 Dec 17, 01:14 PM
Eroshay Rosales: (SPIN SPIN SPIN)
3 Dec 17, 01:12 PM
Ade Afolabi-Soie: -Walks in in cervitaur form-
