PLOTS v. 1.0.4
TEDDY :
Mana construct. Incapable of being unhappy or sitting still. Almost immune to physical anything. Very random.
Looking for: More shenanigans. Anyone who wants a plot wrecked, this is your guy. Also looking for someone who'll non-fatally cut his arm off.
Response time: Fast.
MOR :
Physically, mentally and magically freaky. Has a few powers, pool growing . Obsessed with assimilation of powers. Speaks like this. Is a good chef.
Looking for: Someone willing to donate an arm or two "for science" (warning: this involves dying). Or possibly try and make him more human (this may also involve dying).
Response time: Slow.
EPH :
Flirty, bubbly, friendly and reptilian. Short. Has very few friends. Giving almost to point of self-loss, but practical. Tied for most normal person in this trading post.
Looking for: Anyone who will be willing to befriend a quirky lizard girl. Also looking for a low-commitment relationship (specified low-commitment because she'd want the other person to have the option to bail).
Response time: Fast.
AURELIA :
Angelic preacher for a dead god. Church burned down due to drunken demon and mana construct. Now seeking new purpose in life. Has relatively short temper.
Looking for: People who can talk her out of self-destruction. Any effort is welcome. Needs new purpose in life.
Response time: Moderate.
FEANON / FREDDY :
Hedonistic king of a certain hell. Father to Emmeline Favreau. Friendly but coarse in language. Doesn't particularly mind transgressions unless directed at family. Has a good sense of honor. Rewards well.
Looking for: People who want a lighter deal with the devil. Freddy doesn't charge all that high, as he's in it more for amusement than actually wanting to gain something.
Response time: Moderate.
ALEX :
Awkward speedster teenager. A bit angsty, mostly just clumsy and awkward. Is very awkward.
Looking for: Friends. Enough said.
Response time: gotta go fast
IRIS :
Helpful, cheerful and snarky mail carrier with a love for problem-solving. Determined and headstrong. Easily approachable. Has strange soul powers.
Looking for: People with problems who would somehow be fine with a stranger meddling. Also looking for friends, or at least people who can provide a challenge or two.
Response time: Fast.
MAX :
Spaced out, aloof girl with strange eyesight. Socially unaware. Secretly attractive. Is a bit held back on education due to family problems.
Looking for: A person she can get philosophical with, no matter in what capacity. Or someone who'll let her play the piano. Someone who'll stick around and not mind her ramblings and constant aloofness.
Response time: Moderate.
JAYA :
Fiery and impulsive walking good luck charm. Has issues with family. Drinks and does drugs every now and then, but not smoking. Very flexible and loose with connections and relationships. Except romance.
Looking for: Either or - people who can give her a good time (no matter what sort) or people who'll serve as good role models. Either way: looking for influences.
Response time: Fast.
EMMAN :
Perpetually drunk instructor capable of self-ragdolling. Tiny. Abrasive but wise, with street smarts. Can actually speak straight English cleanly and naturally, but too lazy.
Looking for: Who needs help from a perpetually functionally drunk instructor?
Response time: Slow.
ARIS :
Tall, easily noticeable horned man with plant power. Used to be a soldier. Now a teacher. Very earnest and serious, but still knows when and how to cut loose. Likes people who appreciate peace and knowledge.
Looking for: Those who need more serious help from their instructors. And maybe a fling or two.
Response time: Sequoia growth speed (very slow). tinatanim pa po yung mga reply nya.
ASHAYA :
Massive stone golem with runes. Philosophical and wise. Speaks in poetry. Currently some sort of urban legend, as it is currently still buried in the forest. Until it comes online (waiting on a thread) it won't do anything much.
Looking for: Nothing. Ashaya wanders the island. Visit it for possible rewards.
Response time: Moderate.
MARCO :
Multiple personalities and skills in one body. Good package deal. Low self-esteem.
Looking for: People who'll try to get along with him despite his random changes in personality.
Response time: Moderate-to-slow.
LORD JEFF :
Cultured, well-mannered, loud and brash campus radio DJ. Likes attention. Friendly, easy to deal with. Good take-charge type. Should consider running for president. Determined. Likes having company.
Looking for: Anyone who wants to be on radio, whether as guest or as a potential host. Also looking for teatime and people with good taste in low fantasy literature.
Response time: Untested.
If you have any ideas that aren't in here, feel free to suggest because I'm willing to go outside the box (not that way).
PM ME FOR DETAILS AND / OR PLOTTING. Or comment below. Or whatever. It's not like I want plots, b-baka.
v1.0.4. Deleted previous patch notes. Added Lord Jeff. Added estimated thread response time for characters.