He wasn't even supposed to talk. He was just supposed to stand around and look handsome. And maybe cut people down if they got too close to dear Queen Ania. Eric thought himself pretty darn good at both of those things.
And then all of a sudden he was Lord Commander. Head military cheese. The guy who had to think and not just smile and win the hearts of the purest maidens. His immediate sense of dread, the realization that all of a sudden he was responsible for making decisions and with those decisions came death for failure, weighed heavily enough to have him kneel.
“You honour me greatly, your Grace,†Eric went through the noble motions, before straightening back up and trying to think as fast as his little brain to could take him to think something up.
“As we stand, we have the...uh... advantage. Because...†Shit, shit, shit, think something up. Anything. Literally make up a story if it works. “You hold the ballro- er, throne. Capturing the throne is a critical symbol for Prince-...ess William, and we know he-...she will attack here.â€Â
That was... plainly obvious stuff as far as Eric was concerned. But at least he was speaking, and so long as they were listening they couldn't chop his head off. “Their advantage is mobility. We can't just capture their meeting hall, since they can just move it. Before we lay down force, we need information and to be one step ahead. So long as we know their next move, we can ambush them and slay them in one single attack.â€Â
There. That was his idea. Alice, or anyone else, could infiltrate and gather their next move. After that, it was a matter of Eric putting his blade to William's throat. Or whatever this LARP equivalent was. Ania was kinda scary, so maybe it was still cutting William's throat.
And then all of a sudden he was Lord Commander. Head military cheese. The guy who had to think and not just smile and win the hearts of the purest maidens. His immediate sense of dread, the realization that all of a sudden he was responsible for making decisions and with those decisions came death for failure, weighed heavily enough to have him kneel.
“You honour me greatly, your Grace,†Eric went through the noble motions, before straightening back up and trying to think as fast as his little brain to could take him to think something up.
“As we stand, we have the...uh... advantage. Because...†Shit, shit, shit, think something up. Anything. Literally make up a story if it works. “You hold the ballro- er, throne. Capturing the throne is a critical symbol for Prince-...ess William, and we know he-...she will attack here.â€Â
That was... plainly obvious stuff as far as Eric was concerned. But at least he was speaking, and so long as they were listening they couldn't chop his head off. “Their advantage is mobility. We can't just capture their meeting hall, since they can just move it. Before we lay down force, we need information and to be one step ahead. So long as we know their next move, we can ambush them and slay them in one single attack.â€Â
There. That was his idea. Alice, or anyone else, could infiltrate and gather their next move. After that, it was a matter of Eric putting his blade to William's throat. Or whatever this LARP equivalent was. Ania was kinda scary, so maybe it was still cutting William's throat.