Cabel Sokol was at a party.
He was normally at parties. He liked parites. Constantly caffineated and with a body that seemed to exhale self-absorbed confidence and meme culture, Cabel was invited to a lot of parties. Tonight, he was dressed in a tight pair of jeans, a Lisa Frank shirt featuring a banana dressed in a hat, and a pair of sunglasses even though it was pretty dark.
The music was thumping, the lights were flashing, and Cabel was selling Yewbies.
It was a derivative made from unicorn blood and the after effects were pretty mild: some light sparking, a person would have a mad craving for salad, and, naturally, they would emit rainbows should they achieve climax anytime during the night.
Cabel considered that his calling card.
He was sitting at a table holding onto his drink (which he was certain that wasn't spiked because he brought it from home) looking for his next potential client.
Someone caught his eye.
"You likin' the party?" Cabel asked.
@Silver
He was normally at parties. He liked parites. Constantly caffineated and with a body that seemed to exhale self-absorbed confidence and meme culture, Cabel was invited to a lot of parties. Tonight, he was dressed in a tight pair of jeans, a Lisa Frank shirt featuring a banana dressed in a hat, and a pair of sunglasses even though it was pretty dark.
The music was thumping, the lights were flashing, and Cabel was selling Yewbies.
It was a derivative made from unicorn blood and the after effects were pretty mild: some light sparking, a person would have a mad craving for salad, and, naturally, they would emit rainbows should they achieve climax anytime during the night.
Cabel considered that his calling card.
He was sitting at a table holding onto his drink (which he was certain that wasn't spiked because he brought it from home) looking for his next potential client.
Someone caught his eye.
"You likin' the party?" Cabel asked.
@Silver