Pizza and Frights [OPEN]

Joker caught the camera tossed to his direction and started recording his friend get owned on video. He pulled another fucked up body horror thing again. Man, if this didn't turn into a YouTube sensation, he didn't know what will.

"Nice, nice! Good job not getting pregnant, dude! That's actually, like, a ton of responsibility, man."

Joker's light sensitive eyes began to see mist forming around his feet. Ominous. Did they reach the final boss?

He heard the steps echoing in the Hallway. His ears followed the sound so he walked a bit back to the Hallway they came from and saw a kid with a camera... and a golden animatronic walking behind him. So it came to this, huh? Joker vs. Golden Freddy. Let's do this.

Joker pointed his palm to the animatronic again, recording this all the way.

"Hey, boy! Get out of the way!"

He gave the boy a couple seconds warning before shooting a small, but strong, fireball at Golden Freddy's silhouette.

It — it phased through.

Fuck.

What the hell was he supposed to do about that?

Clearly, they ran into some weird super powered animatronic that was going to kick their ass, here. He ran over to Wrath's direction, tugging him by the sleeve and running into the next room. He urged him to follow. "Shit, shit, holy shit! Come on, bro! We better barricade this room!"

Wrath was still feeling sad for the thing when it turned to attack him. Immediately, he threw out his arm to try and stop its lunge, which turned out to be a bad idea. Those sharp jaws wrapped around his arm, slotting closed and the force was more than he was prepared to handle. He had to hand it to the wombat. It managed to injure him. A worthy opponent.

At least, one thread of thought was thinking that. the other threads were...

OW, MY FUCKING ARM!

...less eloquent.

Acting purely on instinct driven by rage, he turned his other arm into a sword of the sharpest, hardest metal he knew and swung, cutting through the servos and circuitry. But he wasn't satisfied, especially now that his right arm was gone. Especially because this body of his was right handed. Well that was just fucking fantastic..

Driven into a rage he continued to stab at the creature.

"WHO! THE FUCK! DO YOU! THINK YOU ARE?!?!"

Before he could enact more punishment on the Wombat and turn it into a pile of mechanical sparks and broken wire, Joker dragged him back into a room.

He panted and set about pushing things against the door before taking a moment to observe his injury.

It wasn't bleeding that much. Maybe about the amount you'd expect from a knife cut, but not from being dismembered. It wasn't clean, and the skin was ripped and tattered.

"Fuck me." He grumbled. This would be hard to explain to Greed.

"Huh?" Kaiser looked up when he heard someone say move away. It took him a few seconds to register what was going on which was enough time for the fireball to nearly take his head off. "Your lucky I'm already dead!" He shouted at the flamethrower guy as he patted down the fire that was on his clothes. The sprinkles soon had shut off which was weird despite him turning them on a few moments ago. Looking back at the flamethrower guy , Kaiser watched the other guy go complete bat shit crazy on one of the animatronics which used to be a wombat. "Rage much? Totally going on YouTube later." He said as he lifted the camera to record until the flamethrower guy dragged the rager into another room.

"Role check! Me, Golden Ghost, Flamethrower, and Rager. I guess my plan worked?" He said as he would then have a stare down with the golden ghost. "So you must be the one, Sweet I can finally take a picture and get out of this dump." He said as he ready his camera. He would then turn around and raise his phone while throwing up duces, also making sure the gold ghost was in the background. "Say cheese!" Snapping the picture he would examine it and then show it to the ghost. "Good enough to you? Totally perfect for me. Alright , I'm leaving laters. " Kaiser then made his way towards the exit but stopping and scratching his head. "There was something else I forgot umm...OH YEAH! I can't leave those two here, totally won't help me get to heaven." Turning back around to face the golden ghost , Kaiser couldn't help but laugh. "You call yourself a ghost? You had to use animatronics and then failed! If you was such a good ghost you would've done everything yourself! Such shame unlucky for you I'm a grim reaper and come to send you to the after world! " That entire last part was a incredible lie Kaiser made up, but if it was great and believable enough it should scare off the ghost hopefully.

Joker looked at Wrath’s arm and…

…started laughing. What? It was fucking hilarious.

“Hahahaha, oh man! You totally got owned by that stupid tiny bear!”

His amusement was cut short by the fire alarm and the water soaking the place. Joker didn’t like water. He was completely useless when soaked. Plus, this was going to be more than just him, Wrath and the animatronics. The fire department was going to arrive soon, and he didn’t really want to deal with getting caught breaking and entering outside of YouTube.

“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.”

Joker stuffed the camera in his shirt and tilted his head to the nearby window.

“Let’s get outta here, bro. I don’t wanna get arrested and shit.”

The blood from his dismembered arm seemed to dribble, and it was bugging him. The Sin was in a bad mood, a legendarily bad mood, and he was tempted to teach Bonnie a lesson or two about laughing at the wrong times.

When the fire alarm came on, he looked up just as water began to fall on him. As it touched him, the demon began to hiss. It was a sound that you would associate with a cartoon vampire, or a silly snake, but it was honest and genuine. That fell on him caused black smoke to rise from his body, smelling like something that had been burnt into charcoal and... wet cat, oddly enough.

Wrath tried to put his still usable arm above his head, but that only made it worse. He could feel parts of his skin swell up like a wart and then dissipate through his pores with a "fssssh" of black steam.

Fuck.

Seeing Joker gesture to the window, he hardly needed to be told twice. He ran, as best he could with parts of himself steaming out of his fleshy puppet, and slammed into it, falling for a moment before he was cradled by dry concrete. There was an uncomfortable black haze around him.

"That could have gone better."

"Not Scary" Kaiser voice was distorted and loud as it echoed throughout the room. "You have to try a lot harder to scare me!" He shouted as he simply stood there with a grinning face. Sure he could just you have a who's more scarier competition but now wasn't the time for that. He would take a picture of the Golden ghost and sighed. Man I thought this would be more fun. He would begin to float of the ground as his body would slowly fade. The fire department, he could hear the sirens. Yet he stayed. He could leave right now but he wanted being the type of ghost he was he wanted to play with it a bit. "Catch me if you can~" His voice would echo once more through the room and even through the vents. So invisible he would float through the door the other two barricaded themselves in and reappear there. "Breaking out the window? Smart unless you wanna get caught by the fire department. " His words would soon fall short as he watched the Animatronic make a mad dash towards the guy. "You should moveeeee~" he said playful as he would try and grab the thing before it reached the guy.

"Found you~" he said playfully. "Now just be still so I can get my selfie" The camera would float by and stop in front of them as Kaiser made a piece sign. "Say Cheese"

Joker followed after Wrath, grateful that he already broke the window by throwing himself at it. He landed squarely on top of him. He held the camera like a baby against his chest and rolled off his friend.

"Welp, this camera's busted. Whatever, I can always steal another one. But I think the memory card's safe."

He clapped Wrath's shoulder. "Good job in there, buddy."