"They're not even characters,
they're just furniture," Emy says
they're just furniture," Emy says
Do you have a murderous OC? Have you ever wondered what it's like to RP out a murder committed with an origami crane? Do you lie awake at night, troubled by the fact that your main OC is a serial killer with no PC kills? Well look no further because I've got you completely covered with a selection of characters that need to seriously step up to the guillotine already. No almost deaths or convenient comas here, folks. Only straight up, no-strings-attached kills right here.
F.A.Q.
"So can I kill one of your characters, Emy?"
SURE YOU CAN, you adorable thing, you.
"Great! What's the catch?"
Well, first off, you have to start the thread. I mean, there's always casual plotting that doesn't always end up anywhere and I really want to make sure I get these deaths out of the way.
"Wait, haven't you been trying to plan some of these deaths for the last two years?"
Q.Q Yes, that's why I'm asking you to please make the thread for my poor, procrastinating soul.
"Didn't you already have people on the list for these deaths?"
I have this thing where I don't like to bother people about making threads in case I'm secretly annoying them and they're just too polite to say. So I generally tell people to just let me know when they want to thread. Which is literally that because otherwise, I'm hiding under my desk and trying to be out of everybody's way. I basically assume that if nobody follows up with me, they just lost interest, which is perfectly understandable.
"Freak. Fine, when should I get this starter up?"
If you'd like to take a kill, just give me some details in this thread~ When that's out of the way, please have it up within the week.
"Can I steal your character's soul and eat it?"
Sure, why not?
"Can I salvage your character's body for parts?"
Wouldn't be the first time it's happened.
"Can I do *insert gruesome thing here filled with death, violence, and death*"
To be honest, I just want these losers ground to fine dust. I don't care what you do with them. If it's going to be really gory, though, we'll need a NSFW tag.
"Can I kill two of your characters?"
Let's try to get just one thread out of the way at a time, okay~?
"I already killed one of your characters before. Can I kill another?"
Just one? Possibly.
"Wtf is wrong with you?"
:DDD WHY DON'T YOU STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT?
Victim List
1. 54
Description: It's a gelatinous blob that turns into a balloon at night. Just echoes back what you say in garbled messed, kind of like Skype on a good day.
Notoriety: It's a frickin wereballoon.
Threat: Balloon form is pretty l33t, actually, only killable by lead during this time. It's useless during the day, though.
Preferred Killing: Dunno. Pop the bubble.
2. Aurélie Fée Perrault
Description: Aristocrat with a god complex that she can sometimes back-up. Basically an Evil Aristocrat TM with a decent rep.
Notoriety: People know her pretty well. Or not well. She has a positive image.
Threat: Lady can reality warp according to fairytales. Either overpower her or ambush her. Men would have a much harder time with that first one.
Preferred Killing: Epic battle or silent assassination, I'm up for most things.
3. Elatius Chrysaor
Description: It's a jellyfish mermaid. Also a teacher. Kind of pathetic, really.
Notoriety: As well known as that teacher you had in high school with the mohawk.
Threat: *wheezes with laughter* NOPE
Preferred Killing: You can just lock him out in the sunlight honestly.
4. Yang Ji Hye
Description: Poor girl being driven insane by hundreds of demons possessing her. Think of Twitch Plays Pokemon and then adapt it into "Random Number Generator Plays SA."
Notoriety: Mostly keeps to herself and doesn't make a fuss.
Threat: Her? Absolutely none at all. Her demons? Er, different story.
Preferred Killing: Probably one that involves all of her spirits just abandoning her to die. RIP
5. Kyriakí̱ Geōrgíou Papadopoúlou
Description: Sexy mantis girl who actually would bite your head off. That's... about it, really.
Notoriety: Just your typical extrovert, elusive as those are.
Threat: Stay away from her teeth and you are golden~
Preferred Killing: God only knows.
6. Niccolò Belmonte - Claimed by @Foxy
Description: Bumbling richer-than-God alcoholic lawyer with ~~Morals~~. Even writing his stupid name infuriates me.
Notoriety: SIGHS
Threat: Nah, man. Just go for it~
Preferred Killing: Quietly in a back alley, with the corpse never to be found.
7. Søren Jørgensen - Claimed by @Dean W
Description: Annoying genius pipsqueak that's done everything illegal under the sun that doesn't have to do with A) murder or B) sex. Insufferable.
Notoriety: Well-known in criminal circles. Stupid jerk in the regular ones.
Threat: He's like fifteen years-old.
Preferred Killing: In the way he deserves, which I leave up to your own judgement.
8. Trang Xuan Minh
Description: Such an empty shell of a characters that I literally could not give you anymore information if I tried. He's the generic, slightly aloof authority figure who never shows up.
Notoriety: If I forget who he is on a regular basis, how can I expect anybody else to do better?
Threat: Somewhere between handkerchief and printer paper.
Preferred Killing: This is such an unremarkable character that if you were to literally write him out of existence, that would be fantastic character development.
9. Vasilisa Anatolyevna Lezhneva
Description: A maternal figure who is good with machines and also can casually sneak up on pretty much anybody.
Notoriety: Just your everyday lowkey engineer.
Threat: Decent in regular combat.
Preferred Killing: Idk but she would try to put up a fight, at least.
"I like killing characters, it gives me warm fuzzies" - Probably Emy
Scheduled Killers of the Week
@Foxy - Niccolò Belmonte - 7/26/2016 - Thread Active@Dean W - Søren Jørgensen - 7/26/2016 - Thread Active
Credit to @Poppy for the art.
Excellent. I'll put you down, then. It honestly doesn't matter at all how you make the starter or even where you place it (so long as it's, like. In the city). I can always make up an excuse as to why he's there. You can start up whenever you'd like~~ I'll try to reply soon.
Vasilisa and Elatius are both six and a half feet tall. I think that Vasilisa would be slightly bulkier and tasty, though, unless your character prefers seafood.