@"hyperhurricane" @"Bolt" @"Paradox"
The bullets admittedly caught Emman by surprise, if only because he was in the middle of drinking, making him gag a bit. It wasn't much, but he did frown intensely in her general direction for suddenly shooting a gun in the middle of a picnic. "At least use blanks, Miss Cross. Putangina pasalamat ka di tumalbog at wala kang natamaan ha... wala akong pakialam kung studyante kita, papatulugin kita tapos ibabalik kita sa nanay mo. Saksak pa kita sa loob nya ulit eh. (You better be fucking thankful the bullets didn't bounce and you hit no one... I don't care if you're my student, I'll knock you out and send you back to your mom. Maybe even stick you back inside her.)"
In contrast to Emman's tempered irritation, Eph jumped and squealed at the sound of the gunshots like a terrified kitten, dropping to a terrified fetal position at the ground, her tail curling around her in drunken fear.
Then Adelene snatched his bottle, and Emman felt the veins comically pop in his temples. He had to keep his calm though - she'd only racked up two offenses: firing a gun in a crowded public area, and stealing his entire bottle. There was room for one more.
"Eph, don't drink if you can't stand straight after doing what I just did. Now," Adelene pointed the gun at Eph, which would have counted for the third offense - threatening another student - but then she put it away, so that brought her offense tally down to two and a half. As a side note, Eph had two offenses on her list from slapping Leon and the kissing shenanigans (he demoted it from two offenses to one after she made it clear that she was, despite being stupid, meaning well). "Get up, sit down, behave."
Eph sat on her knees with a teary-eyed and sad "Yes..." dragging on for a while as she looked at the grass. The grass seemed so beautiful there through the alcoholic haze of her thoughts, peaceful and serene. Not caring about anything, least of all the admonition of someone who she sincerely enjoyed the company of and now most likely hated her.
Perhaps the coconut was amplifying her emotions, but Eph could barely remember a time in her past when she was this downcast, save perhaps Millia's last days. She had to reach out again, as she felt that she was going to be losing someone important forever (never mind that she only knew her for less than an hour so far). With a cloud of alcohol on her breath and a cloud of mist in her eyes she bowed low and began to cry weakly. "I - I'm sorry... I'll behave, I'll behave..."
Emman chose to open up his second bottle, as the other one lay empty on the grass, when Adelene managed to rack up her third offense - or the last half offense he'd been counting - by dodging the all-important question. With some intensity he stood up, took a deep breath, and began to lecture Adelene in subtly furious Filipino.
"Alam mo, medyo sumosobra ka na ha... Nagbibilang at nagtitimpi na nga lang ako dito sa tabi tapos bigla-bigla na lang ganyan yung gagawin mo. Tangina konting isip din naman paminsan minsan oh! Bumaril ka sa gitna ng maraming tao - tarantado ka ba? Pano kung nagkamali ka tapos may natamaan ka? Pano kung may nagulat tapos naaksidente? Pano kung lumihis yung bala? Alam mo, hindi ka pinagaral dito ng kung sino man para magpakabobo... tapos mambastos ka pa eh no? Agawin mo buong bote ko para namang madamot din ako ha? Inalok na nga lang kita tapos bigla mong kunin ng walang paalam man lang? Yun lang naman sana eh! Kahit ibigay ko pa buong bag ko eh kung magsabi ka ng maayos!
Tapos ngayon iiwasan mo pa yung tanong ng batang to kahit nakita mo na binuhos nya loob nya dun? Ano ngayon kung medyo ewan yung timing - bat nagsisinungaling ba siya? Sabihin mo na lang ng deretsahan na di mo pa kayang sagutin ngayon! E di tapos! Hindi yang pakaewan pa kayo dyan na parang dalawang tanga na nagiiwasan kahit na pareho naman ata kayong may gusto sa bawat isa - shet!"
Realizing that he'd ended up mouthing off in a different language (which was actually intentional so that he'd not end up getting too harsh), he turned to Allan, picked up his fallen bottle, and turned his back on the scene. "Ikaw. Pabantay ng gamit - dinekwat ng walang paalam yung isang bote eh tangina kuha muna ako. Balik agad ako. Tapos... shet, ikaw na bahala magsabi sa kanila kung ano sinabi ko. (You. Look over my stuff for a while - one bottle just got snatched so I'll have to get some more. I'll be right back. Also... you go ahead and translate for them.)"
Then with a solid kick on the ground he went flying off into the distance, propelled by some unseen force to retrieve more drinks.
The bullets admittedly caught Emman by surprise, if only because he was in the middle of drinking, making him gag a bit. It wasn't much, but he did frown intensely in her general direction for suddenly shooting a gun in the middle of a picnic. "At least use blanks, Miss Cross. Putangina pasalamat ka di tumalbog at wala kang natamaan ha... wala akong pakialam kung studyante kita, papatulugin kita tapos ibabalik kita sa nanay mo. Saksak pa kita sa loob nya ulit eh. (You better be fucking thankful the bullets didn't bounce and you hit no one... I don't care if you're my student, I'll knock you out and send you back to your mom. Maybe even stick you back inside her.)"
In contrast to Emman's tempered irritation, Eph jumped and squealed at the sound of the gunshots like a terrified kitten, dropping to a terrified fetal position at the ground, her tail curling around her in drunken fear.
Then Adelene snatched his bottle, and Emman felt the veins comically pop in his temples. He had to keep his calm though - she'd only racked up two offenses: firing a gun in a crowded public area, and stealing his entire bottle. There was room for one more.
"Eph, don't drink if you can't stand straight after doing what I just did. Now," Adelene pointed the gun at Eph, which would have counted for the third offense - threatening another student - but then she put it away, so that brought her offense tally down to two and a half. As a side note, Eph had two offenses on her list from slapping Leon and the kissing shenanigans (he demoted it from two offenses to one after she made it clear that she was, despite being stupid, meaning well). "Get up, sit down, behave."
Eph sat on her knees with a teary-eyed and sad "Yes..." dragging on for a while as she looked at the grass. The grass seemed so beautiful there through the alcoholic haze of her thoughts, peaceful and serene. Not caring about anything, least of all the admonition of someone who she sincerely enjoyed the company of and now most likely hated her.
Perhaps the coconut was amplifying her emotions, but Eph could barely remember a time in her past when she was this downcast, save perhaps Millia's last days. She had to reach out again, as she felt that she was going to be losing someone important forever (never mind that she only knew her for less than an hour so far). With a cloud of alcohol on her breath and a cloud of mist in her eyes she bowed low and began to cry weakly. "I - I'm sorry... I'll behave, I'll behave..."
Emman chose to open up his second bottle, as the other one lay empty on the grass, when Adelene managed to rack up her third offense - or the last half offense he'd been counting - by dodging the all-important question. With some intensity he stood up, took a deep breath, and began to lecture Adelene in subtly furious Filipino.
"Alam mo, medyo sumosobra ka na ha... Nagbibilang at nagtitimpi na nga lang ako dito sa tabi tapos bigla-bigla na lang ganyan yung gagawin mo. Tangina konting isip din naman paminsan minsan oh! Bumaril ka sa gitna ng maraming tao - tarantado ka ba? Pano kung nagkamali ka tapos may natamaan ka? Pano kung may nagulat tapos naaksidente? Pano kung lumihis yung bala? Alam mo, hindi ka pinagaral dito ng kung sino man para magpakabobo... tapos mambastos ka pa eh no? Agawin mo buong bote ko para namang madamot din ako ha? Inalok na nga lang kita tapos bigla mong kunin ng walang paalam man lang? Yun lang naman sana eh! Kahit ibigay ko pa buong bag ko eh kung magsabi ka ng maayos!
Tapos ngayon iiwasan mo pa yung tanong ng batang to kahit nakita mo na binuhos nya loob nya dun? Ano ngayon kung medyo ewan yung timing - bat nagsisinungaling ba siya? Sabihin mo na lang ng deretsahan na di mo pa kayang sagutin ngayon! E di tapos! Hindi yang pakaewan pa kayo dyan na parang dalawang tanga na nagiiwasan kahit na pareho naman ata kayong may gusto sa bawat isa - shet!"
Realizing that he'd ended up mouthing off in a different language (which was actually intentional so that he'd not end up getting too harsh), he turned to Allan, picked up his fallen bottle, and turned his back on the scene. "Ikaw. Pabantay ng gamit - dinekwat ng walang paalam yung isang bote eh tangina kuha muna ako. Balik agad ako. Tapos... shet, ikaw na bahala magsabi sa kanila kung ano sinabi ko. (You. Look over my stuff for a while - one bottle just got snatched so I'll have to get some more. I'll be right back. Also... you go ahead and translate for them.)"
Then with a solid kick on the ground he went flying off into the distance, propelled by some unseen force to retrieve more drinks.