[Anniversary] Morpheus strikes at noon

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"I've never had crepes," Lochlann confessed. "My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is--"

A truck horn obscured the end of his sentence.

"well that was rude. Vanora whose name I know because this is a dream, why do you allow such rude trucks to just honk like geese in here??"

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Vanora Lawful

"Why?" Vanora echoed in disbelief, as if it were obvious. She had set down her waffle and was now riding on it like a surfboard. Because they are my minions, of course! If they always make noise, then you can never sleep! It will always be breakfast! Forever!"
 
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This answer was unacceptable.

"Spoken just like a person who probably eats waffles every day of the week," Lochlann said.

He judged her, silently and otherwise.

"Why don't you take your waffles and put them in your--"

the truck horn blew again, fairly prematurely.

"toaster over, and we'll get them nice and crispy, and put some eggs and bacon between them."
 
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Vanora Lawful

"I don't actually have an issue with that," Vanora said over the blowing truck horns. "But whenever I touch kitchen appliances, things tend to blow up."

On cue, a volcano of maple syrup suddenly erupted behind her, pelting the area with leaf-shaped maple syrup candies.

She gestured to it. "Something like that, only less tasty."
 
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Her volcano made Lochlann's bottle of maple syrup seem small in comparison. He found himself crossing his arms uncomfortably.

"Well that just seems like you're showing off," he said, frowning. "Maple candies! Bah! Sometimes the size of the eruption doesn't matter as much as the quality of the breakfast."

So many loud noises. Lochlann was really thinking there should be some mimosas. He decided to say so.

"Yo can you erupt mimosas, too?

 
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Vanora Lawful

"Hm, now there's a thought!" As the two lovers -that was what Vanora assumed anyways- had their own little not-quite spat, the old woman squinted at that horizon where the moon and fallen and began making hand gestures.

BOOM! A sea of chocolate syrup suddenly welled up and consumed a good chunk of the land. That wasn't really as alcoholic as Vanora wanted, though, so she stomped her feet until something new appeared.

A field of deviled eggs sprouting out of flower stems. She stared.

"Does eggs mimosa count?" she wondered.
 
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Guinevere grabbed his hand and Lochlann frowned at her.

"Ignore you?" Lochlann asked. He wasn't sure what she meant by that. He'd been trying to get breakfast going but instead Vanora sunk the moon and somehow had chocolate and everything was gross and not alcoholic.

"What! no! that's preposterous!" he said. "We need mimosas! orange juice and vodka!"
 
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"But Guin, you dont understand," Lochlann said. "Im' the kind of dirty that water can't clean off the clothes. I used to keep a book of the names, but they only go so far until you bury them."


He tossed his head and immedietly Lochlann was sporting guyliner.
 
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Vanora Lawful

The moment that the other Guinevere held up the pitcher of water, Vanora knew it was all over. They might have thought that it was their savior but they were utterly, completely wrong. The woman leaped up and snatched the pitcher away, throwing it to the ground.

"WATERRRRRR," she screamed at the top of her lungs, having vanquished her mortal foe. "Kids, don't listen to anything that anybody else says. That stuff is pure evil, I tell you!"
 
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Atlus burst out of the top of the water, all of his armor was off, and he only had his pants on. Where was he? He looked up and saw giant people having an argument about something, oh god, he was in that universe again. He swam over to one side of the strange glass he was in, and started beating on the side. "Where am I?! Let me the hell out!"