Event Finished Of Demons and Witches

Vanora Lawful

"I never did buy into the whole One sin to rule them all spiel," Vanora commented. "It always seemed like a stupid idea but then again, I also never thought very highly of Dante either." Stupid stuck up, overly-pretentious literature. Not to mention creepily in memory of a woman who had little to no interaction with the writer.

"Get on to the good stuff," she said. "The bloody details and all that - what are the punishments? Or is that a secret to us mere mortals?"

Vanora Lawful

Vanora snorted, fingering her cane. "Fair enough. You'd be surprised what gets talked about at our family gatherings, though. Curses this, bloody sacrifice that. You'd think you'd get used to it after a while but there's always one moron who screws up the status quo and oops, sorry? Did you think you were about to cast yourself a nice little beautification charm? Nope, sorry, now your entire face has been broken in half because you were an idiot who tried to change the structure of your cheekbones with a re-purposed hex."

She tapped at the ground near his feet. "No, I won't go to your Hell. Instead, you'll send me to all the teenagers instead. I know how this goes!"

Vanora Lawful

She waved him off. "Oh, just some family bullshit drama and the like, you know," Vanora said. "Blah blah blah, once there was this son of a bitch who was evil and he twirled his mustache mwah haha ha ha. He got reincarnated a few times, each time increasingly bitchier. Then he killed an angel trying to save him from the path. Whoops." She made an exaggerated shrug.

"Angel got obsessed, murdered the fuck outta him after respawning, fell, and then some shit went down and the entire family line got cursed. We westerners got out fine but the eastern half still has it. Something about shitty luck or another." She hummed. "In any case, all this Heaven and Hell bullshit is pretty interesting to the family in general."

Vanora Lawful

She grunted. "No, I'd imagine not. Was more of a traditional sort. Actually met the fellow a while back after it re-ascended. Decent sort, kind of naive. Apparently had itself reforged or some nonsense like that. I pointed it off the island to do good works elsewhere and don't expect to see it back in this lifetime."

"Anyways, we're no stranger to the supernatural," Vanora said. "This is just the tip of the iceberg for us. Every other generation or so, the eastern half gets ravaged by roaming demons or such and such. This is just normal for us." She was quite nonchalant about it.

Vanora Lawful

"Sure, if you say so," Vanora agreed. Everybody was traditional in their own ways, after all. She wasn't about to hang a nail on the point. "And oh, who even knows. Demons, malicious spirits, spirits of the dead - the point is that they have it out for that eastern branch. Feel a bit sorry for them but there's nothing I can do really, except throw some fireballs in their direction."