How to drown your priest: An expert's step by step guide written for shits and giggles

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Ishikawa Yuuto

For lack of a better description, Ishikawa felt drunk. An awful headache was drilling into his skull -or whatever it was that made up a spirit's bones- and if he had not had holes in his memory before, he definitely had some now. As the sun was infuriating bright, he sought refuge in the shadows, shuffling from tree to tree on his way back to the room he shared with the alternate version of one of his distant relatives or some ridiculous nonsense like that. Three days of being essentially dissolved into a river had left him in a particular state best summarized as internal chanting of Leave me alooonne. He would never say those words in that tone himself, of course.

At the very least, he had managed to both get out of that forest as well as away from that woman. She was most likely one of those sorts who kept more to the wilderness (good riddance) than the city (truly no lose to be found there). As long as he refrained from setting out so late and so deep into the woods again, Ishikawa expected to never see her again. The island was quite large, after all, and outside of the few classes he taught, Ishikawa kept by himself. Even now, most of the students who were out avoided him.

There was probably a pile of paperwork waiting for him somewhere, from all of the days he had missed. Ishikawa winced a little at the thought.
 

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Oh god was she tired. After her play rehearsal, the poor girl had gotten into a fight with her classmate, which later led to her teacher. Worse of all though, Shadow was sick with the flu. Even with all this drama for one day, Axel's sprites stayed up. Her life was in a good place, as it seemed that she was finally moving on from her one and only relationship. There was no reason to stay attached to someone that obviously had been a mistake. With that, her walk had a bit of a bounce to it.

As the girl walked with her confidence, it stopped cold as her eyes lingered over her someone that made her stomach want to turn over. With a small 'hppf' noise, the girl flicked her hair behind her shoulders and walked towards Ishikawa. Axel was not the type of person to back down or get scared of talking to someone. "Did you have a nice swim?" Her words teased the fact that she had violently thrown him into the water. "Or were you just that scared to be that close to a women?"
 

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To say that Ishikawa was displeased would be an understate but at the same time, he was so exhausted that he could not even muster up the proper amount of dismay that she had seemingly stalked him all the way back to the school. He was more opposed to her presence merely off of principle. He would go straight back to hating her after a rest.

"I do have a sister," he told her tiredly, very slowly turning towards her. "She is much more pleasant to be around than you, if you really must know. Now would you mind explaining why it is you took the time to follow me all the way here?"
 

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The thought of a sister didn't phase her, as that was not what she meant by a women. More so, she meant that he had been close and could have been much closer, to a women that he wasn't related to. Yes, a lot of men and women didn't care about those petty little things, but it seemed as if her tiredness brought out her cranky side that night. "I wasn't implying that you liked being close to your sisters, I'm sure that would be disgusting to watch."

Though his next point only made her sigh. She sighed deeply, as if he had forgotten a basic math equation. The look that filled her expression was not happy. "Like I'd stalk you here." She raised her arms in dismay. "You don't need to be that full of yourself. I do have a dorm here. You know, because I'm a student."
 

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"Just one," Ishikawa corrected her, scowling. "And you threw me into the river, remember? How am I supposed to put anything beyond you?" He stopped with a raised hand, continuing sharply. "That was rhetorical. Do not answer that unless you have have a response with some degree of validity."

He looked away for a moment before twitching back to her. "Aren't you a little old to be a student here?"
 

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Axel didn't speak, or even really acknowledge what the was saying. it was obvious that there was no compassion here, or sympathy. There wasn't even the feeling for her to just laugh it all off as if it had meant nothing. They were acting cold and sharp to one around, like a blade. Her arms slowly lowered though, as she just blinked at him when he asked her that question. The next sentence he said gave her something more. There was a spark that made her give one of those 'oh no you didn't' laughs as she raised her left hand and chewed on her thumbnail. "Yeah... No, I'm not some old hag, even if your vision says otherwise. It's called college, and this is my last year anyways." After this she had to step out and try to use her knowledge to help her out somehow. "Though, I'm questioning as to why you are coming here- wanting to stalk some little girls?"
 

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He gave her a disapproving glance. "Congratulations," Ishikawa said. "You actually played the pedophilic priest card. I hope you are aware of how many people have that as their life's goal. You should be proud that you in your meager years have managed to accomplish what angry, pot-bellied men all around the world have failed to do -would you like a written commendation for that? If you ever want a real career, you would need character references. I would gladly hand the letter to your prospective employer myself."

"And for your information," he continued, "I teach here. I believe I told you that in our first meeting."
 

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To say that her eye twitched would be an understatement. No, she wasn't necessarily mad at him, but annoyed. Oh god, the way he rambled on and on and one about something that was supposed to offend her? Axel wouldn't be surprised at all if he was some creep; the fact of him being a priest hadn't even come into play when she had insulted him. "O-Oh, I'm sorry I should have said little boys, as that seems more your type. You know, considering you seem like quite the dramatic." Her smirk was unwavering. "Oh, guess I forgot, as it seems that it wasn't that important to me."
 

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"The exact wording of Manta Carlos law eludes me but I am fairly certain that this counts as sexual harassment," Ishikawa drawled. "If you would like, I will offer to discount the first incident on account of you clearly not being in your right mind." Because, honestly, she had pushed him into a river. A river.

"Now, which department did you say you were apart of, again?"