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Shadowborn

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This is a few days late but meh, i don't really like doing these posts but here goes.

I am crazy, that is all you really need to know and i leave it to you to find out weather on not I am crazy in moderation or too crazy. I am an old man, a dude who doesn't want to become an adult...

I like to spend as much time as possible, tomorrow never comes too soon. As such i have became interested in media such as movies, games, tv series, anime. I love animals but birds plot to pick my eyes out. I have a connection with dogs, put me in a room with the most "dangerous" and/or "aggressive" dogs and they switch personality to that of a puppy. On the other hand, humans rarely understands me, well they understand my words, just not me. I love food, i pick food over candy, cakes or other such sweets any day of the year and i love those things as well.
 

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AHAHAHA I HAVE BEAT EMY AT SAYING HELLO

Hello And welcome to SA!

This is my standard mod welcome speech: If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to shoot me--or any of the other staff--a PM, and don't hesitate to ask in the cbox! Our members are super friendly and knowledgeable and there's usually someone online to help, although we are slower on the weekends!

I feel you with the dog, thing. I'm pretty much the same way, although I think a lot of that comes from being raised to respect animals and understand they do not exist for my own amusement. I used to volunteer at a shelter and it was hilarious to see people's reactions when I was taking dogs twice my weight out for walks that other people were afraid of.

Do you have dogs yourself?

Ahhh food. I love food. Food does not love me. BUT I LOVE TALKiNG ABOUT IT! If you lurk around the c-box I am sure you will hear many food conversations. :)

I hope you enjoy your time on SA!
 

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Shadowborn

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I have one dog I don't know the species name in English but it is a mix between a Shepard, 2 medium sized "combat dogs" and a fourth species i have no prior knowledge of. As you can imagine he is quite adorable though my neighbor seems to think that he is from hell or something as they are terrified of off him. My neighbor suggested that i should drag him away from them when they are out with their little dog, I got so furious that i said this "What if i put a collar around your neck and dragged you in a direction you don't want to go to" (sorry if the meaning was lost in the translation). After awhile i never saw her again but got a complaint in an official letter that someone had said that i was psychotic and never walked my dog because they never saw me, I called the authority which had sent the letters saying that i knew who it was that informed them of my misbehavior even if they didn't know who had done it (anonymity) and told them my story. There never came an investigation, I guess i was in the rights.

My dog gives me high fives just before he gets to eat his food and he loves rolling around in the grass (in any weather i may add) and he absolutely loves to lie in my knee and coddle. He is overprotective and one night he woke me up by putting his front paws on me (i sleep sideways) and adding weight and growling just because an insect had managed to enter our home. One day when it had rained i washed him and the next time we took a stroll he rolled in a pool of water in which you couldn't see the water due to all the mud, then he thought it to be funny to shake it of off next to me...

I am gonna stop myself here or ill write a whole novel, literally, about my dog.

Food loves everybody, we humans just have twisted views on beauty, this is why i don't give a rats ass weather or not i become obese or not (though i am quite slim with a tiny tiny beer stomach, thanx to an awesome metabolism, but this is besides the point)
 

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I love dogs and reading and talking about them, so by all means, if you want to write a novel about your dog I will probably read it. :)

I have a medium sized dog--I have an Australian Shepherd. My first dog was a collie, like Lassie, but he died very unexpectedly and I went through the whole I will never get another dog ever again phase and then, one year later, I was taking Chase for hikes.

Do you have photos of your dog, or the breeds he is that you do not know in English? I am fairly good at knowing dog breed's names in English. :)

My dream dog would be an Ovcharka or an Akita. I love large breeds, but because I still live with my family, I am limited on the type of dog I can own.

I actually had a similar issue with my neighbors--they have a small bichon that they let out of the house to wander the street all the time. He has come into MY YARD and defecated and gone after my dog. He has bitten every member of my family (my sister multiple times, because she had to walk down past their house to go to the bus stop) yet they had the gall to complain when I walk my dog past their house because it upsets their dog.

Like hey, put your dog on a leash! There is no reason I should be getting bitten! It makes me especially mad because no one takes this seriously because the dog is so small that his bites are scratches. If my dog bit someone as many times, I would be required by law to put him down. :(

Chase is still in training to be a therapy dog. We failed the test by 1 item last year (you have to pass every single item) and it was "walk past another dog and ignore the other dog" and we did not do so well because Chase broke stride to greet and play. At least he was friendly, but it was quite frustrating!

I would like to be able to bring him to the library to engage children with reading difficulties. There are a few studies that show that petting an animal lowers your blood pressure and that children who feel uncomfortable reading to people have an easier time reading to animals because the animals do not correct them or get upset if they mess up a word.

I have Chase give me a fist bump and do some tricks before he gets fed, too, haha! I like to make him sit at the door before we go in and if he doesn't, I go "Excuse me, where are your manners?" and then he'll sit and let my guests enter. It makes for an amusing discussion. xD

As for food, I have several GI disorders that means, even though I love eating, it doesn't always agree with me. Random things can trigger an episode. :( It's sort of under control now, but it makes the question of what do you want for dinner? very difficult. I am trying new foods though and I plan on going to Philippine food this summer for the first time, thanks to our many members from the area.

Oh goodness now it was my turn to write a novel about dogs haha
 

Shadowborn

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Lets see, he is a mix of a Shepard, a black Lassie, a Pitt-bull and another race similar to the Pitt-bull.

Most of my pictures are on my phone which is currently not working but I didmanage to dig this one out.

 
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