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Iliril of the Chant

There were a number of things that Iliril expected the man to include with his introduction. Things like Don't you know who I am? or I don't see why that's any of your business. Something along those lines which would have made it easier for him to not care and go away as quickly as possible.

High Mage had been an idea in the back of his mind, but in the same way that you'd look into a dusty corner and think that maybe there was a spider there. But definitely, he never thought he would hear High Mage and Enelen in the same sentence, in that same order. Without some kind of pause. He actually had to take a few seconds to scrutinize that. No, it was all in the same breath, Iliril was sure.

Enelen wasn't a common name. Everything was just coming together in the most laughable way and the worst thing about it was that this was the most logical conclusion he could come up with. The universe was proving that it had a sense of humor because now Iliril had the pleasure of meeting the same person twice, in a world where meeting even one other mage would have been a miracle.

Somehow, Iliril couldn't bring himself to feel as blessed as he should have been according to the statistics.

So the boy looked up at High Mage Enelen and said, very matter of factly, "Oh," before going straight back to staring. He was finding, however, that really wasn't much else to stare at because this was the most ridiculous situation he had ever been in in his entire life and he just really wanted to punch something because it made no fucking sense. What the actual fuck.

Somehow, though, the main thought going through his head was Actual Enelen's been holding back on me. Because as far as Iliril was concerned, the first Enelen had met was the real one and this one was, was fuck who even knew. He liked the younger one more. Absolutely. No doubts about it.

Iliril cleared his throat and rose, too, so he didn't have to keep looking up. "Y-yeah, w-we've alr-read-dy m-met." At the very least, that managed to come out calmly enough.

Admittedly, it was kind of distressing to find that this Enelen was a bit taller than him. That meant he was forced to regularly make eye contact with him and doing so gave him strange pangs of fear that wanted to come out as nervous laughter. He bit down on his lip a few times as the urge to giggle incredulously came up but didn't quite succeed in that.

Wincing a bit, he gave a weak smile to the High Mage, saying, "Exc-cuse m-me f-for a m-mom-ment." Then, turning away, he covered his face in his hands and promptly gave into a laughing fit.

He had no idea what he was supposed to do.

Also, it was all Enelen's fault.
 

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<table><tbody><tr><td><div style="padding:15px;"><div><div><div style="border:8px solid #ffffff;width:125px;height:125px;margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;float:left;"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/y61HtcT.png" style="height:125px;"></div></div><div style="text-align:justify;">He was expecting an introduction in return, and then for them to be off to meet whoever the other mage from Idocrase was. He was not expecting the boy to stare at him. He was certainly not expecting him to keep staring for what could only be described as an uncomfortably long time. He just kept right on staring, to the point where even Enelen was suddenly uncomfortable.

What? What had he said? He expected some kind of reaction to the mention of him being a high mage, but he certainly hadn't expected this reaction. It just seemed to go on for ages until the boy randomly said that they'd already met, eliciting a noise that could only be described as one of pure confusion, his face twisting into a grimace.

They had definitely not already met. He would have remembered the horns. Unless, perhaps they'd already met back when he'd visited Sard? That was possible, and he certainly wouldn't have remembered him.

"Oh." He said quietly, feeling only the tiniest bit guilty about having forgotten someone, and then that tiny bit of guilt was blown out of the water when the boy turned away and laughed.

"You're going to have to explain why you're laughing, because clearly I'm not in the joke." He said, his tone sharp. He was good and annoyed now.
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Iliril of the Chant

"N-no, t-that's t-the iss-sue!" Iliril was saying in between breaths. "J-just l-last w-week-"

He was trying desperately to not laugh himself sick as every plan he had been in the middle of making promptly committed suicide via open window. This situation was just so out of his hands that really, the only thing that Iliril could think of was that Actual Enelen needed to know. Right that moment. He would either be thrilled or just plain shocked. Probably thrilled.

His laughter started to subside as he fixated on that particular plan, although it was still hard to get words out. He went to put the papers on the front desk, immensely relieved to have a few seconds where he didn't need to focus on the problem. "Eas-sier t-to s-show y-you, r-reall-ly," Iliril said. "It's c-comp-plic-cat-ted."

Because, well, if the High Mage was going to be difficult about dragons, then he was definitely going to be difficult about time travel. Iliril could already imagine what would happen. In any case, I live in the room right next to your younger self, how about that was an awful line to give to a person he had literally just met.

He shuffled the papers around for a bit longer before setting them down, taking a few breathes to quell his nervousness.
 

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"I'm sure I can manage." He said to the admission that it was 'complicated'. He didn't really see how it could be complicated. There was... well, he just straight up didn't get it at all. It was pointless to speculate though, so he moved over to the door, gesturing towards it, the papers tucked under his arm.

"Then lead the way, if it's easier to show me." Whatever business they had in the admissions office would just have to wait.
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He was actually going to come along? Oh thank goodness. If the High Mage had resisted at all, Iliril probably would have done something drastic like pick him up and just bring him to Enelen's door anyways. The man didn't look that strong and he was reasonably sure that he could do it. Maybe not easily, but he could do it.

"R-right." The relief was so evident in his voice that Iliril winced at it the next moment. "It's t-this w-way." Enelen was probably in one of two places, his room or the library. He was hedging on the dorm, though, because the library was a labyrinth and Iliril only knew as far as the front desk. And if Enelen wasn't in the room, well, his roommate probably still was. Iliril hadn't met the person yet but it sounded like they were almost always in.

As quickly as possible, he led the way out of the admissions building and back to the dorm. He was really almost running once they got outside, glancing back a few times to see if the High Mage was still following and stopping impatiently when needed.
 

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<table><tbody><tr><td><div style="padding:15px;"><div><div><div style="border:8px solid #ffffff;width:125px;height:125px;margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;float:left;"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/y61HtcT.png" style="height:125px;"></div></div><div style="text-align:justify;">A younger Enelen had been too distracted to really be a showoff, but older Enelen sure as hell didn't have that. So around the time that Iliril started sprinting, Enelen stopped walking - and started to just teleport. Iliril wouldn't really have to stop - he'd simply find Enelen beside him, looking impassive and essentially unphased by the running. He wasn't even going to run. He was just going to keep on teleporting, short little hops when he couldn't see ahead, and longer ones when he could.

"No need to worry about me keeping up."
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Every time he looked at the High Mage, Iliril suddenly found that many more things about Enelen that he liked. For one, being around Actual Enelen never made him feel like a waste of time. It never made him feel like he had a disability, either, because if being born in the World of Diamond without magic was like being born without legs, then having a stutter in the School of Chants was having one of his arms torn off.

He refused to think that in another however many years, Actual Enelen and High Mage Enelen would be exactly the same person. Iliril liked to think, with just a bit of guilt, that Actual Enelen might be disappointed with himself.

Since he didn't have to worry about the High Mage, Iliril simply stopped pausing every so often and made a clear dash back to the dorm instead. He threw the door open and ducked into the stairwell, calling down to him. "T-third f-floor!"

He wanted to make sure that he would have a least a second without the man to sort out whether Enelen was really in or not and hurriedly rapped on the other mage's door. "It's m-me! Are y-you t-there?"
 

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—-

Enelen heard a knocking at the door and leapt up. He had no way of knowing who was on the other side, but he was excited anyway. Na Lan was out, and while he would never admit it out loud, the book he was reading was absurdly boring. It was all about prehistory, where unfortunately, the vast majority of differences between this world and his own were so tiny and miniscule they were barely noted. Major changes didn't happen until so much later.

He pulled open the door and immediately lit up in a grin when he found Iliril outside, although Iliril looked awfully winded. It looked like he'd just run up three flights of stairs. "Iliril!" He said pleasantly. "I didn't think you'd visit so soon." Which was a polite way of saying he didn't think Iliril was going to show up at all.
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He could have kissed Enelen right then and there. Iliril was that relieved. He didn't, though, because he wasn't going to make sure that the High Mage had yet another thing to be passive aggressive at best about and also because he needed to make sure that the man wasn't going to change his mind and suddenly teleport away.

"Y-yes, h-hell-lo! P-please w-wait f-for a s-second, ok-kay?" To emphasize this, he pressed down urgently on Enelen's shoulders. "J-just! S-stay h-here! D-don't d-do an-nyt-thing!"

The High Mage was standing casually by the stairwell. Iliril closed the space between them in seconds before seizing the man by the shoulders and picking him right off of the ground. He didn't have time to listen through some kind of a snappish comment, this had to happen now.

Having expected that to be a quite a bit of work, the mage was weirdly disturbed to find that this was actually an incredibly easy task to accomplish. The older Enelen might have been taller than the younger but they probably weighed exactly the same. For a split second, Iliril looked at the man, as if he really had no idea what to do with this revelation. But almost immediately afterwards, he decided just to sling the man over his shoulder and rush back.

Back in Actual Enelen's doorway, Iliril dumped the boy's older self right next to him. He jerked a finger at the High Mage, trying to explain the situation to the younger boy. The words wouldn't come out right, though, so after a moment or so of frantically trying to put together a summary, Iliril said in the flattest tone he manage, "I f-found h-him in adm-miss-sions."
 

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He could only gawk when Iliril trotted down the hallway, retrieved someone by literally throwing them over his shoulder like a stack of potatoes and trotting right back to the door, setting them down without much dignity.

His first impression was that the man looked familiar, although Enelen had no way of knowing who he actually was. A mage, if he had to guess. Probably a mage of staves, judging by the staff. He certainly looked familiar, and Enelen had to wonder if he wasn't looking at his uncle or something. Maybe even his father. He had no memories of his biological parents, having lived his entire life within the school, and it wouldn't be too strange for someone from the school of staves to show up like this.

"Oh." He said softly, although he was fully expecting Iliril to introduce him or something.

—-

The High Mage had no illusions about who he was looking at. He had protested when he was picked up, barely keeping his grip on the staff, but all those protests had gone quiet the moment he'd caught a glimpse of the boy. Of himself. There was no question for him. It was like looking in a mirror to the past. He'd looked exactly like that. He still had some old photos from that time, happy ones with old friends who had moved onto their own lives. He knew just who it was, only he couldn't fathom how. How had he gotten there? Time travel was purely theoretical in his world - no one had ever managed it, and most people doubted that anyone ever would. So was he staring at proof? Was he staring at him?

Straightening up, he attempted to regain some amount of dignity as he dusted himself off, overlooking the boy's rough handling. "Do you have an explanation, or was all your reaction just surprise?" He said to Iliril, not quite looking at his younger self.
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