Small Children Should Not Be Left Unattended When Bored

''No'', Sebastian said, raising his hand into the air with the palm turned towards Adam as if he was asking him to stop before pointing his index finger towards him, his eyes shinning with amusement. ''That part was dumb'', he said, though his tone was light, obviously teasing Adam rather than criticising his actions. ''That part was, in fact, very dumb. Your story as a whole however'' , Sebastian said, waving his hand in Adam's direction as he did so, ''not dumb at all. No dumber than mind, at least'', he finished, shrugging his shoulders as he did so.

As Adam admitted he was interested in how man saw him, even in joke, Sebastian's eyes shone with even more amusement, as well as with some other emotion; something not quite predatory, but still similar and very intense. Had he not mate Hari and fallen in love, he thought to himself quietly, this would have been the point where he seduced the poor man in front of him into kissing him, dragging him out of his 'I am completely straight' shell way too soon, probably freaking him out enough for him never to actually come out of it and loosing a friend in the process. For he first time in forever, Sebastian felt guilty about how he had acted in high school.

He had , however, met Hari and was so in love with him it was gross. Thus, he simply snorted at Adam's words and grinned even wider. ''Only that close, huh?'', he said, looking at the distance between Adam's forefinger and his thumb. ''I must not be trying hard enough then'', he teased, taking time to actually look at Adam one more time.

''You are quite handsome though'', he said, making sure to include both Adam's height and build into his judgement, as well as his hair and eyes. The scar he didn't even have to think about-it did, as he said, give the man in front of him a certain edge. ''That coming from someone who is completely taken, however. You'll have to find somebody single to give you more thought out compliments'', Sebastian finished, leaning back into the couch. ''As far as my expertise goes, you may come to me and any time of day and night, though it is probably for the best you knock and wait for a few moments first. Just to avoid any awkward situations'', he said, barely holding th laughter back from his tone.

''Adam'', Sebastian said then as the man mentioned some turning into a dragon, ''even I know that there is a teacher on the staff who is a dragon, and I have barely stepped three feet outside my room'', he said, waiting to see what kind of reaction that would bring as much as his previous teasing words.

Sebastian almost burst out laughing yet again when he saw that Adam had actually choked on air simply because of that little bit of teasing. ''Breath, my friend'', Sebastian said, reaching out to pat Adam on the back as he coughed. ''The thought of two guys having sex can't be so repulsive to you that you would actually want to die just so you could avoid it, right?'', he teased even more, for it was somehow endearing, really, all the little and not so little ways in which Adam reacted to things which to Sebastian at this point were as natural as breathing.

Breathing which Adam himself wasn't doing very naturally right now, he thought, actually bursting out in laughter this time, no amount of lip biting and tongue holding being able to hold the onslaught in.

''Sorry for laughing'', he said after he was left breathless by the attack but had actually stopped laughing. ''It's just... The ways in which you react... They are quite endearing'', he said, hoping that Adam wouldn't actually mind his words and gestures. He had seen a beginning of the smile somewhere there, before the swallowed air had gone into the wrong pipe, so he didn't think too much of it.

And then suddenly Adam wasn't a coughing mess any more, looking instead at him with wide eyes and taking a mile a minute about things Sebastian wouldn't even begin to comprehend. ''I actually have no idea what you have just said'', Sebastian looked at Adam, his eyebrows raised in amusement because of his enthusiasm. He could guess though that it was something from the comic books Adam was asking about earlier. Sebastian himself has never read comic books, or kept up with the popular threads all that much, really. When he read, he read books, some serious, some not, some for school, but rarely, but books all the same. Comics were something he knew about vaguely but had never interested him enough to try found out more. Adam though, seemed to live and breathe the stuff. Quite literally now that he was hear at the Academy apparently.

''But I am not joking, there really is a dragon teacher on the staff. He mostly teaches younger kids though from what I understand'', it had been an overheard conversation that lead him to that information, from one of those times Hari would drag him down to the student kitchen to eat the meal he cooked. ''And if you look far and long enough I am sure you can find just about any type of power here. With all this weird gathered on the Island the probability of everything you have ever dreamed of existing is quite high actually.'' Sebastian was never much interested in match, though he could do it quite well once he applied himself, but even he knew that much without thinking.

''Am I?'', Sebastian asked innocently, his bright blue eyes growing wide in apparent surprise. The giant amused smile gave him away however almost instantly despite his face looking almost like an angels when he did so. ''Come on, come on, deep breaths'', he said, still tapping his hand slowly against Adam's back even though at this point it was quite obvious that the cough have grown fake.

''I am always making fun of people'', Sebastian said, as Adam put a very fake pout on his face. ''It's just who I am'', he continued, almost laughing again. A man that big, with a scar on his face, should just not pout. ''And sorry to disappoint you but I am probably a lot meaner than you think'', he said openly, almost as if he were proud of it, and usually he would be. He was starting to get some second thoughts about his selfish behaviour though.

''Hold your horses, tiger'', he said then, huffing softly as Adam all but started to vibrate with excited energy at the thought of meeting people. ''You'll probably get to know more people than you want in your time here, so take it easy. You probably haven't even started classes yet'', he just assumed so, though, but Adam had the feeling of someone newly arrived, though Sebastian didn't know how exactly he recognised that feeling, and the classes had been let off early in the summer.

At the question of Hari's powers Sebastian suddenly found himself at loss, not sure how to explain what his boyfriend could do without it sounding too strange to handle even for someone apparently accepting of strange. ''Hari is complicated'', he said in the end, dragging his fingers through his hair and looking away from Adam for a moment. ''None of that you have just mentioned though, so you can deflate the Excited Balloon. You can ask him more in person when you meet him.'' That was the safest bet he guessed. There was no way Adam could have anything against Hari simply based on his powers after actually meeting him in person.

''You'll meet them. Give it time'', Sebastian said, giving Adam a small smile, his attitude still somewhat subdued and not as energetic as before as thinking about Hari's powers made him thing about how exactly he had found out that his boyfriend's powers have grown and that was a very raw memory still.

''Well that's no surprise'', he said then as Adam accused him of being meaner than some other guy's he'd met. ''Ninety percent of the people is nicer than me'', he huffed, as if he were proud of the fact. ''The question is thus...'', he said, raising his hand dramatically from where it was yet again picking at his wrist, ''Were they more handsome than me? Because that's hard to find, you know. Almost impossible one might say.'' If that one was him, mostly, but other people called him beautiful plenty.

''I have to keep the mystery going somehow, boy!'', he laughed, his laughed though not as loud and light as it was before. ''Besides, you'll find out soon'', he said, turning towards the TV to check the time. Hari should be coming back any minute now, right? It has been a few hours at least since he last looked at the clock?

Wrong. The news sadly announced that it had only been somewhere around 45 minutes since he had started talking to Adam. Hari still had hours to go before returning back from his club. Shift. Whatever it was that he was doing.

''Well, soon-ish'', he said, suddenly in the state of utter despair. ''I think he is supposed to be back around 9? Maybe? I'm not sure. Why can't time pass faster?'', Sebastian complained, no different than a small child getting bored in class and praying for the clock to suddenly move faster just because of that. ''I'm going to die from neglect'', he muttered into the cough pillow where his face had landed after he had allowed his body to simply fall forward from despair.

''No'', Sebastian said, his voice still muffled as his mouth was still full of couch, which tasted gross and has had so many people sit on it was definitely unsanitary to eat it. Or put your mouth anywhere near it, really, he realised, prompting himself on his hands again,hair falling over his eyes as he looked at Adam and said. ''This is the world of extremes!''

Having said that, Sebastian prompted himself completely up yet again, frowning at his hair as he did so. He didn't mind it being messy but this was taking it too much, he thought as he combed it with is fingers, untying the knots and making it look presentable once more.

''Also, no yet again'', he said as he did so, his eyes and hands focused on his hair for now as he spoke. ''I've got exactly nothing to do.'' And for once, this was true. His classes having been let out and with no summer homework like he had in high school he was free from the burdens of school. Chores around the room got done by themselves (or more likely by Hari) and the room was clear right now anyway. So no, he didn't have anything to do besides sit around and mope.

''Also also, I'm not a dog, you don't need to take me on walks and offer me treats to keep me from self destructing'', he said, huffing one his hair was once again perfectly in place. He didn't want to go for a walk, not really, but the idea of food (or at least the assumed that was what Adam meant by treating him something, which, yeah, he wasn't thinking about), did sound good. Better, indeed than sitting here doing nothing.

''We can, however, go out to eat something'', he said, jumping on his feet. ''Though it will take us ages to get to the city on foot.''