Paschal: Unit for Academic Pressure (Emy!!)

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Lei was big enough of a man to admit that he needed help.

All right. He wasn't. He stewed and festered on the thought for the last twelve years of his life and steadily refused to admit help until the fast-approaching High School graduation drew nearer and nearer like a looming monster — except, unlike looming monsters, High School graduation was real, and the only way to avoid graduating in disgrace was to pry some much needed humility from his prideful, stubborn fingers.

After school practice wasn't cutting it anymore. They didn't even do anything other than prune Lei's skin and the occasional unwarranted cold. He got a little progress by splashing around in some hot stranger's bathtub half-naked, but like Hell would he let Deith see him stripped to his underwear again in a non-sexual context.

That was why he was going to turn to Paschalis for help. He didn't necessarily like him. The man had a bitch face so epic it could give Lei a run for his money. He was like a pocket-sized granite statue where the sculptor decided to leave the chisel in his ass. Admittedly, he had never technically insulted Lei outright. But it was there in his eyes, in his cold, usually deadpan eyes.

The man was good, though. If he could teach the girl that drew dead babies at the back of the class, he could teach him. He was already teaching him in fact, but he needed the extra training hours, hopefully away from other people's eyes.

That was a big factor in his performance, he thought. He didn't take well to people judging him. Pressure everywhere was the reason he didn't learn anything in the village, probably. He knew he wasn't beyond hope! Deith proved that. He just needed someone that knew how to teach him, and, like it or not, that someone was Paschalis.

He read up on great ways to suck up on your teacher on the internet (safe search on, search words rephrased, never ever going to make that mistake ever again) and came up with this — clean and nicely dressed, with food for innocent bribery. Don't insult him. Take criticism like a boss. Never, ever comment on his height. His bag was filled with Wei's old scrolls and a change of clothes, just in case the bribery worked and water did what it did best.

He knocked on Paschalis' door after his regular classes. "Sir? It's Lei Feng. From... your classes. The guy that su — n-needs more practice. Are you available for consultation?"
 

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Every so often, the de Santis family patriarch felt the need to arrange special family gatherings that accomplished absolutely nothing of importance besides, occasionally, the initiation of yet another intra-family feud. Last time, it was the minute de Santis Cevio branch (consisting of four people and a goat in total) against the much larger de Santis Mendrisio branch (numbering more than forty), over some inane incident that Paschalis could barely remember, most likely centered on the goat. This year, it was the Lugano branch against the Sondrio branch over in Italy.

As a matter of principle, Paschalis was firm on the fact that all of it was absolutely none of his business, especially since the Lugano branch was also the main branch that he felt mild (extreme, blindly passionate) contempt for. Everybody knew this, few respected it, so now he was busy burning all the evidence that he had ever received any kind of summons to take part in the stupidity. Ignoring the letters, he found, never worked, because somebody in the Lugano branch had actually taken the time to craft the paper into this monstrous creation that multiplied when left unattended for more than fifteen minutes after being delivered. Unfortunately, this particular letter had been delivered while he had been teaching.

The inside of Paschalis's office was currently a disaster, a hellish wonderland of stiff white paper written on in Italian cursive with dark blue ink. Somebody, too, had "cleverly" decided to craft the ink this year into a truly infernal demon that was now running rivers over everything. It was as if they were actively trying to get him to hate them a thousand times more than he already did and as he shoved an armful of duplicated letters into a cheerily burning fire pit that his eldest brother had thoughtfully given to him one year, he was strongly debating whether or not it would be worth getting revenge over. ("Now nobody will ask what the fire extinguisher is for," Durante had joked. If only he knew.)

As he worked to get the situation under control, there was a knock on the door and then a familiar, somewhat hesitant voice. Oh. Wonderful. Although, he supposed that he could not really turn a student away right now since it was his office hours period.

Opening the door, he looked at the student standing outside, with a bland expression. "I am theoretically available now, yes," Paschalis said in a tone just as bland, indicating at the mess behind him with a sharp nod. Most notable in the room was probably the blazing fire and the extinguisher a little ways from it. "If you would to talk, I would have to ask you to excuse me as I handle this at the same time."
 

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Lei winced at the mess. It looked like Paschalis took a good chunk of the Library of Alexandria to his office to burn.

For the short three years he had stayed in Starlight Academy, he had already been desensitized to supernatural events. Just last week, a guy at the cafeteria melted into pink goo. Everybody just walked around the mess, even Lei. The trick was to stop being surprised.

"Wow. Did you just get hexed by the paper witch?"

His mind whacked him with a rolled up newspaper. Bad Lei. No back talk. He took off his backpack and placed the bribe dinner on the floor, careful not to shake the contents. He worked hard to make those meat buns, spring rolls and fried noodles, and put in an extra hour arranging them in a way that looked appetizing.

"Right. Do you need some help burning that? I have an extra set of arms." He rolled up his sleeves and scoped out the mess, ready to assist when Paschalis gives him a go signal. "A-and I wanted to ask..."

The words died in his throat. This wasn't something he could ask willy-nilly. Like asking for parental favors, he had to wait like a cobra before striking. "Never mind. We can talk when you're not being buried alive."
 

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His only acknowledgement of Lei's slip of tongue was a blank stare. Perhaps on somebody with more emotion, it would have counted as a glare. On Paschalis, it only meant that he was taking five extra seconds to silently convey that yes, he heard you and no, he did not particularly care for it, nor did he care enough to actually vocalize anything in response. But then his eyes snapped back to the job at hand and as he turned back to it, he pushed the door open just enough for Lei to enter.

"Thank you," he said in a tone which conveyed no such sentiment in the least. With one of the duplicated letters in his hand and the ink running down his wrist, he continued. "Everything that looks like this letter goes into the fire. Anything else that does not look like this most likely has some degree of importance. Avoid those." Behind him, the mess of papers suddenly expanded, cascading off of his already overflowing desk.

Paschalis pursed his lips for a moment in annoyance before explaining, "They are crafted to multiple when not exposed to human contact. The ink is also likely to stain." At least the school would be paying for the damages and not himself.

With that, he tossed another handful of papers into the flames.
 

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"Wouldn't the ink also stain the letters that are important?" It was certainly staining the bottom of his pants as he walked towards it, at least. Lei confronted the cursed paper pile with all the courage of the janitor that had to clean up the High School men's bathrooms and began shoving armfuls of them into the fire.

Just when he thought he made a dent into the pile, it multiplied — again. He made a huge, frustrated groan... and his anger accidentally put out the fire. It was suddenly crystallized into ice, as well as other parts of Paschalis' office.

"Ohhh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm so fucking sorry!" He hid his face behind his hands in shame, mouth filter off.
 

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"The Academy, at times, likes to write its more important documents on enchanted paper to prevent accidents." And as if to challenge that fact, as he lifted another armful of paper off of the corner of his desk, Paschalis found that the evaluations he had been working on before class were now ruined. Coincidentally, they had been all for Lei's class as well. Those, he simply scraped off his desk and into the trash can, saying matter of factly, "The Academy has substandard supply regulations."

The letters, of course, took the opportunity to clone themselves yet again, just as it was becoming safe to say that the situation was under control. With a strong tinge of annoyance, he wondered if he set the room on fire and write the loss as an act of God, He Who Works In Mysterious Ways And Sometimes Decides To Send Paschalis Enchanted Letters Via Family Members Held In Mild To Moderate Contempt.

A sudden blast of cold caused him to move back quickly as a stack of the letters next to him were iced over. Among many other things. The mess on his desk now looked like an ice cream machine threw up all over it, with bits of large ice crystals peppering it. Lei's cursing immediately identified himself as the culprit behind it.

"Well," Paschalis deadpanned after a moment, observing the situation. His gaze fell on the now frozen over fire. "That's new." The ice had actually accomplished to do what the letters hadn't -which, besides wrecking his office even more, was that it had pique his curiosity.

The ink that had been dripping everywhere was now frozen into little streams radiating out from a very large, iced over puddle. However, as the ink was magically crafted, by all accounts, it shouldn't have done that. Maybe its viscosity would have decreased, but it should not have become completely solid. His reservations about the main de Santis branch aside, they did in fact have competent crafters. The fact that the fire was also frozen, that was even more interesting.

"Your control is quite poor for your age group and years of awareness of your power," the man remarked, inspecting the frozen fire further. Not that it was anything that Lei probably hadn't already heard before. It really is something of a feat, isn't it?

"Tell me how you did this."
 

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Oh boy. Here came the panic attacks. He was feeling a weird storm of sad and angry, and the whole tangle of feelings blocked all rational thought. He thought he was prepared for this, but he never anticipated the huge mess of papers everywhere. He never wanted to turn Paschalis' office into Santa's fucking winter wonderland.

"Shut up!" he said, voice cracking slightly. He was near crying now. To add insult to injury, the paper pile hiccuped again and it spread ice crystals everywhere. Lei was well aware he had poor control for his age and years of awareness. That was why he was here in the first place! It never came naturally to him. There were no gut feelings or innate understandings of any sort with him, and he always wondered why not.

"The — water reacts to my emotions. Sometimes. I don't know how it works! It gets crazy when I'm angry!" As if to emphasize the exclamation mark, a huge icicle snapped in half in the background and landed next to Paschalis' trash can. He really needed to calm down. He stepped outside for a bit and curled into a ball in the Hallway.

He was more sad than angry now. That seemed to calm the ice, at least. The ice stopped creeping everywhere, but there was still no hope for the papers. Lei was too guilty to even bother helping anymore.
 

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Contrary to what Lei might have believed, Paschalis was not angry, nor was he especially annoyed. True annoyance was purely reserved for issues such as requests from asinine family members, not for what he dealt with on a daily basis, which was to metaphorically slap some sense into overpowered kids who drew far too heavily off of emotion for anybody's safety.

The man followed Lei to the hall. "Emotions are the primary reason for most powers going out of control," he drawled, leaning against the door frame. "Negative emotions are of course the ones that tend to bring out the biggest accidental bursts. But that wasn't what I was asking you."

Paschalis jerked a finger towards the inside of his office. "You iced a fire. It would be an understatement for me to say that's an unusual feat. Moreover, you've managed to freeze over ink that is more or less thirty percent magic by design, which is also supposed to be resistant towards that sort of thing."

"A person could do a lot of damage with a power like yours," he continued. "I don't suppose you know how it actually works?"
 

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Lei was attempting to calm himself, and he was achieving that by self-flagellating in his mind. What happened to 'take criticism like a boss', Lei? By boss, did you mean 'new intern that spilled coffee all over his boss' crotch'? Can you even do anything right? Are you able to move the mouth to form the words?

The worst kind of feeling was knowing what you wanted to say but being too nervous to do so. Right now, Paschalis was attempting to appeal to his rationality. Lei could do rational. He always thought, with his all or nothing personality, nothing was usually preferable.

Lei wiped his face with his sleeve. His eyes were all red and puffy, thanks genetics, but he was finally ignoring the deep embarrassing failure that was his life and psyching himself up to talk.

"I —" That was croaky and bad. Lei cleared his throat to try again. He opened his backpack and pulled out the scrolls he brought from the Village, which were luckily undamaged by the stunt he pulled earlier. He picked the "basic techniques" scrolls from the pile. It was notably more used than the others. He pulled open the scroll. For the first part, it was just a Preface and an Introduction written in Chinese Characters. Next was a brief chapter of History. Finally, techniques. There were little pictures of the movements and explanations of their intended effects.

"I-I know how my powers work, rationally. It's all in here. The power has been passed on for generations in our Village. I've read about the theories, memorized the forms, practiced everyday for the last decade. But I can't fucking do it. I can't fucking do this shit. What the hell is wrong with me, Power Jesus?"
 

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Plucking the scroll out of Lei's hands, Paschalis looked over it and was not at all surprised to find that it was totally unintelligible to him. "Knowing how something works in theory does not equate to actual skill with doing it," he said crisply. Carefully unrolling the scroll with one hand and re-rolling it with the other, he continued scanning through until he came across the pictures.

"You could simply be too powerful," Paschalis said. Since he most definitely wasn't one to say things just to make people feel better, this was merely the conveying of what seemed to be a likely truth. "I have no idea how crucial movement is to your village's magic but I know for a fact that your powers don't seem to be utterly dependent on movement, if what happened in the office is any indication."

"Usually with elemental powers, all movement is either an outright placebo or for the sake of fine tuning control. In the case of the latter, every movement is representative of some sort of mental push or pull on magic. In your case, it might be that you're getting zero response from your magic because you're putting in the same effort that an average person would need to have their magic respond. If you are above the average, however, that average amount of effort would be inadequate. It may be that you need something more than just movement and theory to make your power move for you."
 
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