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The door was mildly traumatized. Just mildly. After all, it had seen its fair share of disgusting sexual acts over the past century, so it was pretty desensitized to that kind of thing now. Still, sometimes she found herself desperately wishing that she had her gag reflex back. There was only so much of people's rear ends and genitals that she was willing to see on a regular basis. But it just kept happening. Over and over again. Woody was starting to think that there was this unspoken rule to always use her room because, because-

Well, because. She didn't know. Maybe people thought it was safer that way or something? Ninety percent of the people who were aware of her probably didn't think she could see everything on both sides of her, which was KIND OF A PROBLEM, YEAH. There was a surprisingly dismal number of telepaths who tried using their powers on her these days, too, so Woody couldn't even tell anybody that she could.

Terrible, awful, annoying, no good- Make no mistake about it; the door was sulking. The last couple didn't even bother opening the window after they were done and the room behind Woody was starting to smell something awful. If everything still was going on schedule, nothing would be cleaned for at least a month.

I hope that girl get crabs. I really hope that idiot boy gets gonorrhea. I hope both of them get every STD under the sun and then some only known to dolphins. Really, she didn't know how the campus managed to stay so healthy with the sheer amount of unprotected casual sex going on.

And why did they move that cardboard cut out into the room? What was the point of that? Did they just enjoy having some middle aged man staring straight at them while they went at it?

People are soooo weird these days.
 

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<div align=center> Almost nineteen years old and he still got lost around campus. Especially when he was half asleep and had no idea where he was really going. William Beckett was altogether quite prone to falling asleep, frankly, more or less anywhere. Having found an empty room and crawled underneath a table to nap, he now found himself completely disorientated and wondering how he got in here in the first place. Gabe would know what to do. Gabe always knew what to do. He was often telling William how much cleverer he was than him, but thinking about it, that wasn't true at all.

Sure, William was book smart, but he didn't have even a little bit of common sense, he was childish and naive and now he was feeling horribly lost in a building he'd spent nearly a year in. It made him realize that he very much relied on his own routine to help guide him around, and perhaps he should never have bothered to crawl out of Gabriel's bed this morning. Purring softly at the thought of a nice, warm duvet to wrap himself up in, Bill distracted himself yet again and suddenly found himself in a different area altogether. His mouth slowly twisted into a small, disapproving little frown. I should have left a trail of crumbs.

Scratching idly at the back of his head, something else snatched up the teen's attention, something like a whisper that made him turn his head and the hair on the back of his neck stand up. I thought I was alone. Pausing, and straining to listen for any kind of sound that suggested human life, William was confused. Nothing. There was no one else here. Was this place haunted? He really hoped not, he didn't really like the thought of running headfirst into an angry ghost. Cautiously this time, he carried on down the hallway. Doe-like eyes flicking back and forth, warily scanning his environment like a frightened rabbit.

If there was a ghost, hopefully he would be able to spot it and run away before it was too late. What does a ghost look like? He didn't know. Regular humans he supposed, just... Transparent. Head darting up again, Bill knew something was here this time. He could feel a presence in his mind, though it wasn't a familar one. Pausing outside a room, William decided to bite the bullet and be brave. It had to be a person, right? The presence felt too strong to be any kind of ghost. "Hello? Is anyone..." Stopping as he shuffled a short ways into the room, Bill found it... Completely empty. "Oh."</div>
 

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Is there somebody here? She thought she could hear footsteps echoing down the hallway but they were a bit more wandering than usual. Maybe they belonged to a lost student, Woody guessed. She really like messing with those poor confused underclassmen who came her way. Granted, it really wasn't their fault -there was a stupid number of empty rooms on the third level- but if she spent time worrying over everybody's feelings, then the door would probably only be remembered as that. A door. Not a person who became a door, not even a magical door. Just a plain door door.

She waited anxiously to see if that person would stop in front of her, imagining that magical moment when some unsuspecting student would touch her and then she'd make them go away. That probably sounded way worse than what it actually was but Woody didn't care. She had been stuck in the same place for a century; she had the right to be more than just a little stir crazy!

Although, maybe she would put them into the room behind her first. That cut out was really starting to give her the creeps. It wasn't that the object itself was creepy or anything, actually. The man on it was an older looking one with slicked back brown hair and blue grey eyes. Eyes that seemed to stare right into her, as if attempting to emphasis the scene that the door had witnessed only a few hours ago. NEVER FORGET, those eyes seemed to be telling her. NEVER FORGET WHAT WAS DONE IN THIS PLACE.

And the door's response to that was BLOODY -NO, SIR, THANK YOU, SIR, I WILL NEVER FORGET, SIR... PLEASE GO AWAY, SIR. Which was why Woody was absolutely ecstatic to see that yes, salvation was here! A person -was that a girl or was a boy? Oh, God- was coming her way! YES, HI THERE. SAVE ME OKAY, PLEASE?

But then they went ahead shattered her dreams by opening the door of the room across from her instead.

NOOO! TURN AROUND! I SWEAR, I WON'T SEND YOU ANYWHERE REALLY EMBARRASSING! JUST HELP MEEEE!
 

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<div align=center>All of a sudden William felt incredibly overwhelmed, what was going on? He was being yelled at from somewhere. Turning back into the room, his brow furrowed. But it's empty?

Having not noticed the cardboard cut out stood in the empty room, he started as it caught his eye, and let out a little eek! as he came into his view, shoulders tensing up, eyes darting back and forth, someone was definitely shouting at him. Hands clamping themselves to his ears, the boy whimpered and shook his head vigorously. "Oh goodness please stop shouting!" Right now he was more confused than frightened, who on earth was yelling at him? It was a girl's voice, that much he knew. Whirling around in his spot, and glancing nervously around, he found himself completely alone aside from the cardboard cut out that had made him jump a little earlier - or so he thought.

Backing up a few steps, and jumping just a little again as he backed into the strange, cardboard man, what was it even doing in here? Grumbling angrily, Bill spun around again and picked the damn thing up, marching it out of the room and placing it outside the door. Now, where the hell was that voice coming from? His eyes settled on a door on one side of the room, frowning just a little, he approached it, maybe the owner of the voice was behind it? Bill didn't really know.

Send him anywhere embarrassing? William was thoroughly bemused by this whole situation. "I... Are you in here?" He asked, leaning a little closer to the door, it suddenly struck him, maybe this person was in here, and he just couldn't see them. Backing away from the door suddenly and glancing around nervously, William squeaked: "oh goodness, are you a ghost!? Please don't be a ghost! Please don't haunt me!"</div>
 

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Somebody heard her? Miracle of miracles! Somebody heard me! Woody cheered. And she hadn't even needed to threaten anybody! Not that the threats would have meant much anyways but the door could be really intimidating when she wanted to be. It was something about the mahogany, really. Incredibly good quality of wood, it was, yes.

But anyways -Hi there, how things? she greeted the person cheerfully. Don't mind me, I'm just a talking door. There's no ghosts here. None at all! I know for a fact they really like hanging around the staircase in the ballroom these days. I have no idea why. Something about it being too boring up here. Trust me, after a few decades of just lazing around, it's just plain maddening.

And how long had it been since she had had a real person talk to her? There was that other student earlier on, of course, but he wasn't actually able to hear her. All he could do was decode what she was saying. Which was fine, Woody would take any form of communication over none, but it just wasn't the same.

Feeling chatty, and also like this person deserved a fair warning, the door went on, I really wouldn't touch anything in that room. It's all -covered in liquid, if you know what I mean. The last couple in here were pretty thorough and it was one of the grossest things I've ever seen in the last decade. Also, if you don't mind, can you please burn that cut out? I swear, there's something about its eyes. THEY ARE LITERALLY LOOKING INTO YOUR SOUL.

She could still feel those cold, cardboard eyes on her, staring at her through part of the wall. NO ESCAPE. NONE AT ALL. If the door could have teleport itself, it would have guillotined the hell out of that oversized piece of paper.
 

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<div align=center>Excellent! No ghosts. At least Bill had that going for him at the moment, though he was still horribly lost in a strange part of the school he'd never ever seen before. "H... Hi..?" He was awfully confused, however. Then again there were a lot of terribly odd things in this school, Bill rarely left the comfort of his dorm (or Gabriel's) unless it was to go to lessons, but when he did he tended to come across some really rather odd things. He'd not really quite grown used to it just yet. William had barely grown used to the fact that his boyfriend was some weird supernatural creature, though then again he supposed he could be something far worse than an angel. Like a Satyr or a Mermaid or something like that.

They really like hanging around the staircase in the ballroom these days. That made the boy start, "s... So there r.. Really are ghosts in here?" He squeaked, drawing his hands into his chest and frowning. Ghosts could walk through walls, couldn't they? What if there was one in his room all the time and he had absolutely no idea about it. What if they watched him sleep? That was a horrible thought, and all of a sudden he became very uneasy about going to bed this evening.

His hands went to his head again as the door yelled, shaking his head and frowning. "Please don't shout like that!" He was a sensitive boy, loud noises were not something he enjoyed, especially when they were going on inside his head and he couldn't block them out. "I'll burn it I'll burn it I swear. Just.. Please don't yell anymore."</div>
 

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Oh, yeah, there’s a good amount of ghosts around here, the door answered quite readily, exuding sense of nonchalance brought on by decades of having seen far stranger and far scarier. If she could have nodded, she would have. Most of them are actually nice enough; otherwise the headmaster –headmistress? Hm, there’s been a few changes since I’ve really been to class. Anyways, the head whoever usually takes care of the really nasty ones before they become a real problem. Although, they really couldn’t do anything about those students who came bound up with spirits.

She couldn’t help but be just a little startled as the –boy? Girl? Er, human person? –cowered in front of her. Woody didn’t think that she was being that loud. Probably. Huh, it had really been a while since she had spoken directly to anybody. Longer than she had originally thought, actually. Oops. Maybe she had forgotten how loudly her thinking, shouting –whatever thing that let her talk and all –translated over to those who could actually hear her. Or maybe this one was just extra sensitive? The door considered it for a few moments but even from the beginning, she had come to the conclusion that she absolutely did not want this person to just leave.

”Oh, I am terribly sorry!” she apologized, reverting back to the etiquette she had had as a human, British accent and all. Being a door, it wasn’t like she could use body gestures to show how sincere she was so linguistic changes would have to do. ”Do forgive me. I seem to have forgotten how communication translates over for psychics. Or are you an empath? Either way, I truly am so very sorry. I have become so used to talking to myself like this that I think I might have forgotten how to keep some matters private.

But seriously, please don’t go, Woody said, back to what was now her normal speech patterns. I haven’t had company in forever –well, okay, maybe just a few weeks. There was this other robot guy or something who swung by. He seemed pretty cool but it really gets boring when all I can do is just stare at the same things day after day. The door paused for a moment. Did I mention that I’m sorry for yelling at you? Because I really am.
 

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<div align=center>Ghosts were definitely not something Bill wanted to stumble across, being made uncomfortable at the thought, the boy shuffled nervously on his feet and glanced around him. He couldn't help but wonder why this part of the school wasn't used anymore, perhaps if they cleaned it up a bit and fixed up some of the old rooms, it'd be completely usable and absolutely fine. It seemed like a waste to him, perhaps there weren't enough students to fill this half of the school. But there are. At least if you gave everyone a room to themselves, which William thought would be nice, as much as he liked his room mate, he was still very much adjusting to living in the same room as someone else that wasn't his boyfriend.

Not that his boyfriend was a very good room mate either, although Bill supposed if he lived with him everything would be a lot tidier, he oft wondered how one person could make so much mess and wasn't all that sure if he should be horrified or impressed half of the time. I seem to have forgotten how communication translates over for psychics. Or are you an empath? Shaking his head, William answered: "I'm both." That was a curse more than anything else, it was hard enough feeling everything everyone around you felt, but hearing all their thoughts as well? No thank you. "I wish I was only an empath, at least they can't hear thoughts. Try being in a room full of people, it's like you're being screamed at."

Pausing a little, brow furrowing, William tipped his head to the side. "Who are you?" He wondered why the school had neglected to tell anyone that there was a talking door in one of the rooms. He felt like she'd get a lot of attention if more people knew she was here.</div>
 

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An empath and a psychic? Now that definitely sounded like a painful combination. Woody could sympathize. With that new bit of knowledge, she began to put more effort into organizing her thoughts. Even though it had been a while since the last time she had communicated with a psychic, she thought that she still remembered how to make that careful distinction between private and public thoughts. Emotions, though. No, she could never understand how to keep those private but the empaths that she had met in the past never had any issues with that.

"Oh, people call me Woody these days," the door said in full cheer, easily using that nickname which had originally left her incredulous, embarrassed, and faintly horrified. "Woody McDoorson, to be absolutely correct. It's funny the first few times, I know, but after a while, you can’t help but take it seriously because it makes so much sense. Besides, I suppose that there’s worse names to be called than that.” People had some very colorful things to say whenever she decided to relocate them. Sometimes they even came all the way back up to say them, too! Truly, she appreciated the thought. It helped the time pass by.

Although, those ones tended to stop coming back after a while, which was a little disheartening. The people that Woody liked the most were the ones that kept coming back because they actually had real things to say, and also the ones that expressly told her why they weren’t coming back. She just liked knowing how a story ended so from time to time, it bothered her to think of all the people who passed by and how she’d never see them again.

Blah. Well, that was what they got for graduating! Except, there had been that one boy who had graduated and come back as a teacher, some nice man from Japan with the fireflies. Briefly, Woody wondered if this boy would come back, too. He seemed nice enough.

”Sorry, and you are?”
 

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These days? Bill wondered what her name had been to begin with, though he wasn't sure pressing to find out was a good idea. How did she even function? A door didn't have a brain, or blood, or any vital organs really. Of course, the most obvious question blurted it's way out of his mouth before he could really think about it. "So does that mean you don't ever have to pee?" Imagine that. Never having to use the bathroom, never having to get out of a warm bed in the dead of night to use the bathroom because you'd drank far too much tea hours before. That seemed like an awfully good life to live, although William didn't much like the part about not being able to move.

Sorry, and you are? He blinked at the question for a moment, before realizing he hadn't introduced himself. "Oh.. I'm William. William Beckett." He almost held out a hand for her to shake, before remembering she didn't actually have any hands, he hurriedly dropped it. "You can... Call me anything you like I suppose. I guess I have lots of names." That was one good thing about a name as plain as his, there were an awful lot of things you could shorten it to. "Gabriel calls me lots of things... But oh.. I think most of those are probably romantic." He never really understood any of them, William didn't speak Spanish.​