Woody McDoorson
The door was mildly traumatized. Just mildly. After all, it had seen its fair share of disgusting sexual acts over the past century, so it was pretty desensitized to that kind of thing now. Still, sometimes she found herself desperately wishing that she had her gag reflex back. There was only so much of people's rear ends and genitals that she was willing to see on a regular basis. But it just kept happening. Over and over again. Woody was starting to think that there was this unspoken rule to always use her room because, because-
Well, because. She didn't know. Maybe people thought it was safer that way or something? Ninety percent of the people who were aware of her probably didn't think she could see everything on both sides of her, which was KIND OF A PROBLEM, YEAH. There was a surprisingly dismal number of telepaths who tried using their powers on her these days, too, so Woody couldn't even tell anybody that she could.
Terrible, awful, annoying, no good- Make no mistake about it; the door was sulking. The last couple didn't even bother opening the window after they were done and the room behind Woody was starting to smell something awful. If everything still was going on schedule, nothing would be cleaned for at least a month.
I hope that girl get crabs. I really hope that idiot boy gets gonorrhea. I hope both of them get every STD under the sun and then some only known to dolphins. Really, she didn't know how the campus managed to stay so healthy with the sheer amount of unprotected casual sex going on.
And why did they move that cardboard cut out into the room? What was the point of that? Did they just enjoy having some middle aged man staring straight at them while they went at it?
People are soooo weird these days.
The door was mildly traumatized. Just mildly. After all, it had seen its fair share of disgusting sexual acts over the past century, so it was pretty desensitized to that kind of thing now. Still, sometimes she found herself desperately wishing that she had her gag reflex back. There was only so much of people's rear ends and genitals that she was willing to see on a regular basis. But it just kept happening. Over and over again. Woody was starting to think that there was this unspoken rule to always use her room because, because-
Well, because. She didn't know. Maybe people thought it was safer that way or something? Ninety percent of the people who were aware of her probably didn't think she could see everything on both sides of her, which was KIND OF A PROBLEM, YEAH. There was a surprisingly dismal number of telepaths who tried using their powers on her these days, too, so Woody couldn't even tell anybody that she could.
Terrible, awful, annoying, no good- Make no mistake about it; the door was sulking. The last couple didn't even bother opening the window after they were done and the room behind Woody was starting to smell something awful. If everything still was going on schedule, nothing would be cleaned for at least a month.
I hope that girl get crabs. I really hope that idiot boy gets gonorrhea. I hope both of them get every STD under the sun and then some only known to dolphins. Really, she didn't know how the campus managed to stay so healthy with the sheer amount of unprotected casual sex going on.
And why did they move that cardboard cut out into the room? What was the point of that? Did they just enjoy having some middle aged man staring straight at them while they went at it?
People are soooo weird these days.