do you think they have names
No, you're dodging the question
Why are you still on the roof? Did you sleep there? I don't think that's healthy.
DId you find your pants?
And no, I don't think they have names. I don't think people commonly name seagulls. Maybe if they were tracking them sometimes.
And no, I don't think they have names. I don't think people commonly name seagulls. Maybe if they were tracking them sometimes.
i don't even remember all the questions
no i didnt sleep here, i didn't go to bed yet
i think i left my pants at work. i dont need them.
should we track the seagulls emily??
should we track the seagulls emily??
No, I think they're fine on their own.
a\And you should keep them off your crotch, you might get bird mites.
Which would be unfortunate
Also a good reason to wear pants
But anyway, I don't know what you mean by -watermelon emoji-. Why does a melon prevent you from loving me?
But anyway, I don't know what you mean by -watermelon emoji-. Why does a melon prevent you from loving me?
-photo of about 30 seagulls now-
but its breezy without pants and im not a bird so i cant get bird mites
oh because like uhhh
i don't want to risk getting you pregnant that would be really scary and also i dont want to eat you either
i don't want to risk getting you pregnant that would be really scary and also i dont want to eat you either
That's why?
Well... I don't know if I want kids either, but we could take measures...
I... don't see why that means you can't love me :'( We can talk about what we want to do with that
And yes, I want to sort out not having you eat me as well, I already mentioned that.
I'm gonna make you a steak.I want to see how it affects you
Also I'm pretty sure bird mites can still bite you
Also I'm pretty sure bird mites can still bite you
this probably isnt a conversation we should have over text
also good thing i'm getting these seagulls and not bird mites instead
wait emily no steak is a bad idea
yes lets pair a cute adorable girl with red meat
what could possibly go wrong???
also i hve a surprise for you
also i hve a surprise for you
It's not another picture of your penis is it?
And yeah, we should talk in person
But don't think you're getting out of things just cause I'm overwhelmed by you calling me cute and adorable, I think it's an important observation that needs to be made
Are you still on the roof of some bar? why don't you go home?
now I think of it, I don't think I know where your home is...
now I think of it, I don't think I know where your home is..
it's not but if you want another picture i can send one to you
oh i live at work. the rusted anchor on pier, second floor apt
so really you can think of it as me being on the roof of my home!
and psshh if you're overwhelmed by that then you should just wait to hear all the things I'll call you in person now
and psshh if you're overwhelmed by that then you should just wait to hear all the things I'll call you in person now
Shut up, leave me alone
Do you have a stove? I could come make the steak at your place I guess
Do you have a stove? I could come make the steak at your place I guess.
yeah i have a stove, but if you're over i'll have something hotter: your ass.
