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-a photo of the trashbag at a closer range. the pier is in the distance, along with lochlann's shadow-
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Lochlann do me a favor and try to pick up the seagull
Lochlann and Emily Text Message History
- Thread starter ReD
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Lochlann do me a favor and try to pick up the seagull
EMILY NO!!!!!!!!!l
you're not supposed to touch wildlife!!!!!
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you're not supposed to touch wildlife!!!!!
But I want to see you holding a seagull /(v_v),
what if I told you it might turn me on /(v_v),
Just send me a picture of you holding it and tell me it's a seagull again /(v_v),
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Just send me a picture of you holding it and tell me it's a seagull again /(v_v),
...okay hang on
-ten minutes later-
-photo of bag covered in blood in Lochlann's hands-
OH GOD EMILY I KILLED IT
EVERYTHING I TOUCHES DIES
I USUALLY HAVE TO PUT MY DICK IN SOMETHING BEFORE IT DIED
I DIDNT BANG THE SEAGULL EMILY AND IT DIED ANYWAY
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T'S A PLASTIC BAG LOCHALNN YOU DIDN'T KILL IT
HOW DID I TURN IT INTO A PLASTIC BAG EMILY??
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HOW DID I TURN IT INTO A PLASTIC BAG EMILY??
WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD LOCHLANN
TELL ME DAMN IT
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TELL ME DAMN IT
FROM THE SEAGULL EMILY
oh i didnt have a bottle opener so i smashed it on the roof to open it but then i cut my hands
do you think i should give the seagull some whisky
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do you think i should give the seagull some whisky
Are you just drunk Lochlann?
i'm turning my phone off
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i'm turning my phone off
i mean i dont think im completely drunk
but on a scale of one to sober i'm at the anchor bar
goodnight emily!