Lochlann and Emily Text Message History

goodnight emily!

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you're on the roof of a bar without your pants on smashing whiskey bottles and mistaking plastic gabage can liners for local fauna......

I think you're higher up the scale then you think Lochlann...

besides i think the doctor might still be mad that i took his vase

you stole a doctors vase?

Why don't I ever here about something nice from you?

"Emily I had a dream you were in, and you were wearing this really pretty swimsuit. I wanted to tell you looked great"

but like 10/10 would dream again

sure, more awkward then looking at this blurry, oddly lit phone photo of your genitals

Thanks for sparing me the humiliation /(v_v),

AND NOW ITS DEAD

Lochlann I'm going to begin sending you that picture over and over again at 7 am asking you why you couldn't get me a better picture of the rare plastic bag seagull

and why you killed a garbage bag

and once the picture of your dick and I'll say "OOPS I SENT YOU A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK SORRY"

while your hungover as I'm sure you will be

also why would you be awake at seven am??? dont you know the sun is awake then???

Aw, does the sun hurt your little drunk/hungover eyes?

I really do need to go to bed though

Goodnight Lochlann, don't hurt yourself, make sure you bandage that cut