Lochlann and Emily Text Message History

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--a blurry photo of what appears to be blurry, but impressive, naked male anatomy from below the hips.--

woah sorry em didnt mean to send you that

i wanted to send u the seagull

Lochlann what are you sending me and why is a seagull involved (=_=).

well that was probably my dick

i wanted to send you this seagull because it's so big

not as big as my dick but it's really weird looking

the seagull i mean

What if I had been in class or something Lochlann (o~o)

then you'd have to tell your professor it's anatomy homework ;))

well like okay, picture this: i am not wearing pants and i am on the roof.

and there's a weird fucking seagull, so i think, 'i should send it to emily' but when i go to take the picture i drop my phone because my hands are kind of slippery from all the blood

so that's how you got that but em this seagull is sooo weird it's just flapping over and over again

WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING PANTS

because it's breezy up here with no pants on

-a photo of a trash bag flapping in the wind-

look at this seagull em it's so flat and it wont stop flapping haha

is your vision okey? do you think you might need glasses?

what are you talking about it's totally a seagull

im gonna try to get closer for a better photo i dont want to scare it tho

why do i need glasses to get photos of seagulls

-a photo of the trashbag at a closer range. the pier is in the distance, along with lochlann's shadow-