- Jul 3, 2016
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He couldn't help but laugh at her reaction. "Finnnnne....you have amazing tits and an amazing ass," he'd snicker and finish his drink, motioning for yet another refill. "Nice having a hot and smart girl to hang out with."
The demigod would tilt his head. "Surely not that many humans get to Valhalla anymore," he'd say with a snort, "I'm half Asgardian, so that's why you picked me up, but most humans don't even believe in us anymore."
Hakon would take a big gulp of his drink. "Besides, surely Odin has enough help, it's not like a lot of you guys retire or anything like that, being immortal and all that." Another big gulp. "I'm not saying quit and go awol, but you should have some fun while we're here."
The demigod would tilt his head. "Surely not that many humans get to Valhalla anymore," he'd say with a snort, "I'm half Asgardian, so that's why you picked me up, but most humans don't even believe in us anymore."
Hakon would take a big gulp of his drink. "Besides, surely Odin has enough help, it's not like a lot of you guys retire or anything like that, being immortal and all that." Another big gulp. "I'm not saying quit and go awol, but you should have some fun while we're here."