Cabel & Sid Text Message History

i gave you a fucking vision quest and you discovered that your inner warrior spirit is some deviantart style neko fursona shit

on the list of things i wnted to kno abotu myself that's like not on there

thats like waking up in the orning nd finding out someone stole all ur shades

how would that make u feelt

i bet i could get u high on catnip

.....want to try

what kind of question is thate

do u walke up to som1 and ask if they want the most delicisu caviar in the world

the answer is hella balls yes.

sweet, so im gonna put u down for like 1 of the cloud nine and maybe 2 of the catnip. should be ready for 5:30 friday, pick up at the usuaul place

btw if u did turn into a cat again on a scale of one to cat pissed how pissed would u be??

idk man bein a cat gives me conflicted honey nut feelios

like on the one hand: fuck that spiny dick bullshit why does god h8 meowcats like wtf bro

but on the other hand you can lick your own balls like thats tops

ill rank myself as a mildly pissed on this scale

do u think ppl would take lessons from us if we got really fucking limbre and like could give ppl spiritual guidance on how to lick their own balls??

idk man i know at least 1 gurl thats tired of how bad her exes have been at oral so i think she would be interested if no one else

so class size of 1 confimed

dude i just had the best idea: we could do yoga AS CATS but like also with cheeseburgers maybe

wiat so like do we do yoga on the hamburgers or

does the yoga turn us into hamburgers

also will the classes be held on fight club rules or like

midget boxing rules

where theres no rules

i was originalyl thinking on cheeseburgers because like, it's becoming 1 iwth your environment, so overtime we can become one cheeseburger too but not if we have to fight them

the 1st rule of cat cheeseburger BJ yoga: do not talk about cat cheeseburger bj yoga

2nd rule of cat cheesberger w/e else i just said

DO NOT TLAK ABOUT CAT BJ YOGA CHEESEBUGRER

btw that sounds like a weird kind of rock pper scizzors

Cat > BJ > Yoga > Cheeseburger