i had a dream about grinding up onions in a blender and i think that'd be a great way to make cheeseburgers taste better
so does cheeseburger beat BJ too or just yoga??
lol dud e thats how ur supposed 2 make burgers
did u use to just slap patties together and call it a day
thats soem blapshemous heathenous shit towards bugers and im afriad imma have 2 fight u
also man idk it depends on how good the beej is
a mediocre burger tops a mediocre bj any day
thats soem blapshemous heathenous shit towards bugers and im afriad imma have 2 fight u
a mediocre burger tops a mediocre bj any day
sorry i was too busy getting mad layers of dick to learn how to make sandwiches!!!
casual sexism aside yeah i mean how else would i make a burger???
idk man i mean i rarely have to clean up after a mediocre burger
but a mediocre beej still wants a phone call even if it's supposed to be my "mind blowing" payment because someone was too busy wankin' off to pay for 45 kilo of sweet sokol products
but a mediocre beej still wants a phone call even if it's supposed to be my "mind blowing" payment because someone was too busy wankin' off to pay for 45 kilo of sweet sokol products
cmon man i dont need to know wat u and ur gf do
i dont need to but i super hella want to know
so ur gf doesnt get a discount for ur shit man thats fucked up u should be ashamed.
i dont need to but i super hella want to know
so ur gf doesnt get a discount for ur shit man thats fucked up u should be ashamed.
omg
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
the mediocore beef are before the super hot unicorn girlfriend :)
i mean i think it'd be pretty fucked up if i tried to drug my girlfriend dude like she's gotta look at my eyebrowless face every day, im not gonna give her the idea that she needs to be high just so i can have eyebrows again when she looks at me
i mean i think it'd be pretty fucked up if i tried to drug my girlfriend dude like she's gotta look at my eyebrowless face every day, im not gonna give her the idea that she needs to be high just so i can have eyebrows again when she looks at me
yknow maybe if you stopped blowing shit up in your meth lab you'd have eyebrows
or idk wear some more protective face covering stuff???
idk man there's a lot of options for not getting your eyebrows singed off on a day to day basis and it looks like you're dead set on not using any of them
or idk wear some more protective face covering stuff???
idk man there's a lot of options for not getting your eyebrows singed off on a day to day basis and it looks like you're dead set on not using any of them.
the last time i stole safely glasses from the lab and wore then them melted to my face
i had to go to the infirmary and tell them i put foil in the microwove and tried to remove it with a fork
that was the most awkward fucking moment of my life, more awkward then the time i got my dick stuck in the toaster so if u have better suggestions i'd like to hear them
that was the most awkward fucking moment of my life, more awkward then the time i got my dick stuck in the toaster so if u have better suggestions i'd like to hear them
WAIT OK HIT THE PAUSE BUTTON AND GO IN REVERSE.
why was ur dick in the toaster???? why did you put it there
were u trying to toast ur meat
i need the #details
were u trying to toast ur meat
i need the #details
okay listen
there is a reason i have other people test my products
i accidentally ingested something and realized that it's called the place the sun don't shine
and i thought 'ah but you know what's like the sun?'
the toaster
i accidentally ingested something and realized that it's called the place the sun don't shine
and i thought 'ah but you know what's like the sun?'
the toaster
oh my god.
y'know its not oftent aht something legitimately just dumbfounds me
ive seen a lot of shit in my time
but like holy shit
i'm actually fucking speechless. wow.
but like holy shit
i'm actually fucking speechless. wow.
okay like come on
you're trying to tell me you've never got your dick stuck in something??
YOU
OF ALL PEOPLE??
??????????????????
