you're trying to tell me you've never got your dick stuck in something??
YOU
OF ALL PEOPLE??
??????????????????
I MEAN OF COURSE I'VE GOTTEN MY JUNK STUCK IN THINGS
BUT THOSE THINGS USUALLY ARENT HOUSEHOLD KITCHEN APPLIANCES
GETTING UR DICK STUCK IN A VACUUM? UNDERSTANDABLE.
DICK STUCK IN A BOTTLE? FINE.
DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER?
NO. THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
DICK STUCK IN A [B]TOASTER?[/B]
NO. THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
i mean how do u even fit your dick in a bottle??
im not even that hung but i feel like a bottle is the last place i'd put my dick
people put their mouths on bottles and probably backwash in there
okay like but wait
what if we made like a mini tanning bed...but for dicks???
okay like but wait
what if we made like a mini tanning bed...but for dicks???
what
i dont
dude why would anyone want just speficially their dick to get a tan
does the dick get those little sunglasses people put on their eyes when they tan
how hot does it get
i have many questions.
