Cabel & Sid Text Message History

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sid i have a very serious question for you

It's been three weeks and they haven't grown back

i tried to use miracle grow but it didn't work

does it usually take eyebrows this long to regrow??

halp

 

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me @ myself: why r u sober rn

myself @ me: shit u rite

that's what i like to hear!

so here's the deets: i'm trying to make people literally get so high that they'll float

i know what ur thinking "cabel you already made people fly floating is nbd right??" but thats were ur wrong because flying requires energy

imagine being like just fucking floating like on a pool...only in your room with some dank ass weed too

 

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i know what ur thinking "cabel you already made people fly floating is nbd right??" but thats were ur wrong because flying requires energy

imagine being like just fucking floating like on a pool...only in your room with some dank ass weed too

omg

cabel i dont thinkk u realise that i have litterally never been mor on board with something in my entire life

ravioli rabioli

give me the drugioli

 

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ravioli rabioli

give me the drugioli

wait back the fuck up for a moment!

fuck u with your perfect eyebrows you know that??

i need to like surgically transfer 1/3 of your eyebrows to my face so i dont look like freaking lord voldemort

which would actually be a cool name for this new downer i'm working on that makes u seen green light and then have the best fucking nap of your life, all without turning into cats

 

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i need to like surgically transfer 1/3 of your eyebrows to my face so i dont look like freaking lord voldemort

which would actually be a cool name for this new downer i'm working on that makes u seen green light and then have the best fucking nap of your life, all without turning into cats

idk man remmber the last time u said ur drug wouldnt turn ppl into cats

and then it tured pple in2 cats

the campus was fuking overrun with meowcats u kno that

i still wake up thinking im a fuckin neko from anime do u know how fukin wierd that feels

its like wakin up inna feild of uguu

 

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i still wake up thinking im a fuckin neko from anime do u know how fukin wierd that feels

its like wakin up inna feild of uguu

sid bby im sorry to tell u but that's because spirit animal is really a cat girl

i gave you a fucking vision quest and you discovered that your inner warrior spirit is some deviantart style neko fursona shit

i bet i could get u high on catnip

.....want to try

 
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