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Ceidwen Evans (Fae): (Follows them out with a wave to everyone else.){/td}
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{td}
15 secs ago
Police Officer: (gestures for Ceidwen to follow him) Enjoy the rest of your evening, citizens. (Leads Box out){/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Box (WD): Eh. Fuck it. I think i left a biscuit in the interrogation room yesterday anyway{/td}
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Police Officer: Disturbing the peace, arguing with an officer of the law, among other things. -begins reading Box his rights-{/td}
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{td}
55 secs ago
Box (WD): What am i under arrest for?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
1 min ago
Ralf Drakenhardt: He probably has no end game.{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
1 min ago
Police Officer: You can make any complaints you have when we get to the station. -moves to handcuff Box-{/td}
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{td}
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): I'm not sure what your end game is.{/td}
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{td}
30 secs ago
Box (WD): I've got my own *puts on fluffy pink handcuffs* So far today, i have recieved racial abuse from an officer. Thats ill-eagle.{/td}
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Police Officer: This isn't a debate. In that case, I am afraid I will have to arrest you. -pulls out his handcuffs-{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
15 secs ago
Ralf Drakenhardt: Go get drinks{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
15 secs ago
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): I'll go to the station with you to help file the report.) :') #officer{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
20 secs ago
Ralf Drakenhardt: Lugh lets.....{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
30 secs ago
Lugh Drakenhardt: =|{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
40 secs ago
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): (Siiiighs){/td}
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{td}
50 secs ago
Juliet Doe: hes not very smart @brtrand{/td}
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{td}
55 secs ago
Box (WD): I will go to the square outside this building to dis-cuss this with you, but i will not a-comp-a-nee you to the station unless i am under arrest.{/td}
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{td}
1 min ago
Lugh Drakenhardt: Same @Ralf{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
1 min ago
Ralf Drakenhardt: Meeeeeeh{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Police Officer: I am asking you to go with me. If you refuse, then yes, I will place you under arrest.{/td}
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Police Officer: We will get this sorted out there, rather than continuing arguing here.{/td}
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{td}
15 secs ago
Box (WD): Am i under arrest?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
30 secs ago
Police Officer: No, you are not wrong. @Ceidwen Sir, if you literally cannot help this, then I am going to have to ask you to accompany me to the station.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
50 secs ago
Béatrice (Cervitaur/Keen): -Waves excitedly at Nfrtbre-{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
60 secs ago
Nfrtbre (Boop): *slithering around beanbag chair trying to figure out what it is.*{/td}
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{td}
1 min ago
Box (WD): Saying what i can and can't do is the books job. *holds up the book of laws* you're just a fancy bookmark.{/td}
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{td}
1 min ago
Bertrand Nash: -sighs- I don't know{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): Like I said, I think we've argued enough here. Am I wrong, officer?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
2 mins ago
Police Officer: Psychological harm is still harm.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
2 mins ago
Juliet Doe: @Bertrand Why is he arguing with the oficer?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
2 mins ago
Box (WD): My words don't{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Police Officer: Also it isn't my place to say what you should do. Just what you cannot do.{/td}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): (Is just going to stare at Box until he understands why that comparison doesn't work.){/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Police Officer: The.blood pack doesn't harm anyone.{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Nfrtbre (Boop): *slithers in and pokes at a beanbag chair with its nose*{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Box (WD): Nah, but you let a vampire drink from a blood pack in public right?{/td}
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Box (WD): I'm com-pell-ed to though. That means has to. Would you recommend i lock myself away then? Away from peoples delicate ears and sensibilities?{/td}
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{tr}
{td}
20 secs ago
Police Officer: The same way we don't allow a vampire to go around biting anyone they please at any given time because they need blood to survive.{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Police Officer: Well that is unfortunate. But it is not the fault of anyone here. Not yourself, certainly. But also not anyone here's fault. If you have to feed on insults, you can do it in private.{/td}
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{td}
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): I think, this has gone on long enough. If you want to fight laws with a cop, you can do it outside of this building. Or you can agree to cease causing a disturbance.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
60 secs ago
Box (WD): I got born under a hill where people slung insults at one another instead of dueling with pistols{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
1 min ago
Box (WD): An ouphe born under a nursery would be kind to people.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
2 mins ago
Ralf Drakenhardt: Logan Paul....{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Bertrand Nash: -sits next to Juliet. should look awkward sitting in a beanbag chair in a suit. But somehow doesn't-{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Ralf Drakenhardt: That kills brain cells......{/td}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Box (WD): Sorta both. For my species words have power. The words we hear when we are in our eggs are what shapes what we must consume in order to survive, and what we are compelled to do. For example, an ouphe egg under a courthouse would have an ouphe who had to argue{/td}
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{td}
Lugh Drakenhardt: Ralfie{/td}
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{tr}
{td}
15 secs ago
Béatrice (Cervitaur/Keen):
{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
15 secs ago
Police Officer: You can be removed and barred from any public building should the need for it be present.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
20 secs ago
Lugh Drakenhardt: =|{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
25 secs ago
Lugh Drakenhardt: *head in hands*{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
60 secs ago
Lugh Drakenhardt: My god.....{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
1 min ago
Police Officer: That isn't a law.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
1 min ago
Juliet Doe: *Wiggles out of her coat*{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
1 min ago
Box (WD): It is the right of all cit-i-zens to axe-cess public buildings, should they be phys-i-cally able to enter the building{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
1 min ago
Police Officer: Because it cannot be both.{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
2 mins ago
Police Officer: (eyes Box) So which is it? Is it a biological compulsion or is it a product of your upbringing?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
2 mins ago
Box (WD): Not all ouphes have to insult. Just me. I'm a product of mah upbringing{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
2 mins ago
Police Officer: Alright. I'll be sure to add this to my report and add it to whatever file we already have.{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
3 mins ago
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): I've no documentation on it. I only know his species must insult. As to the details of it for him, (shrugs) I have nothing. I'm a Forensic officer, I don't have everyone's files.{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
4 mins ago
Rita Drakenhardt: ((Rita left to make pie @Virgil )){/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
4 mins ago
Béatrice (Cervitaur/Keen): Perfect. :> I just do not see why he cannot just insult elsewhere. It does not have to be here.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
4 mins ago
Virgil Drakenhardt:
{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
5 mins ago
Police Officer: Granted. Biological compulsions are granted a measure of leeway, but that only goes so far. And your rights and privileges end where everyone else's begins. If you literally cannot help this matter, then unfortunately it may be necessary for you to avoid such public spaces.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
5 mins ago
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): Yes. @Bea{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
5 mins ago
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): Still. @Lugh{/td}
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Lugh Drakenhardt: It's just common sense *shruuug*{/td}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:02 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): (Looks at Lugh.) I like you.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:02 PM
Police Officer: Let me handle this.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:02 PM
Police Officer: Please.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:02 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: However{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:02 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: You are{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:02 PM
Box (WD): *flips to a page in his big old book of laws* there are laws to deal with bi-o-log-i-cal com-pul-shuns of species on the island. I am unable to not do this, and as such, am entitled to some leeway{/td}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:02 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: You are{/td}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:02 PM
Box (WD): *flips to a page in his big old book of laws* there are laws to deal with bi-o-log-i-cal com-pul-shuns of species on the island. I am unable to not do this, and as such, am entitled to some leeway{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:01 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: I feel like that was a no{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:01 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: ............{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:01 PM
Rita Drakenhardt: surrre.@lugh *waves and leaves*{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:01 PM
Bertrand Nash: -follows Juliet, wanting to be away from the nonsense-{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:00 PM
Juliet Doe: *Plops down on a beanbag chair, ringing her tail bell cutely*{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:00 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: Bake me one?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 08:00 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): (Sometimes — scratch that, usually misses the laws of Underhill where you can just cut a bitch.){/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:59 PM
Rita Drakenhardt: well... I think I've had enough socializing. I'm going to go bake a pie or something{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:59 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: Theyre not trash{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:59 PM
Police Officer: Thank you, Ms. Evans. I can take it from here.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:59 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: They're not{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:59 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): Basically, "stop doing what you're doing now."{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:58 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: *has been recording this*{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:58 PM
Ralf Drakenhardt: Lugh, Your looks a trash.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:58 PM
Police Officer: Stop causing a disturbance. Don't argue with police when they tell you to stop causing said disruption.{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:58 PM
Ralf Drakenhardt: *records this*{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:58 PM
Ralf Drakenhardt: ....So{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:58 PM
Box (WD): Please define tow the line?{/td}
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14 Dec 17, 07:57 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: *sips hot chocolate*{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:57 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): (The most fed up face.){/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:57 PM
Police Officer: (looks around) You can either tow the line, or leave. If you refuse to do either, yes. You will be under arrest.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:57 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: *nods slowly*{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:57 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: Mmm{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:57 PM
Béatrice (Cervitaur/Keen): I thought he was already there.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:57 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: I thought he was closer than an inch{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:57 PM
Box (WD): When you're as short as i am, an inch is plenty. Some people wish they had an inch more.{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:56 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): About an inch away.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:56 PM
Ralf Drakenhardt: =|{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:56 PM
Box (WD): Am i under arrest?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:56 PM
Box (WD): 'Ss a lie{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:56 PM
Box (WD): Nah they aint real.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:56 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): Fighting with the police does not help your case. Surprising, I know.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:56 PM
Ralf Drakenhardt: .....Goats are real{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:56 PM
Béatrice (Cervitaur/Keen):
-Like goats??-{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:55 PM
Police Officer: And it seems like you are making a nuisance of yourself.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:55 PM
Box (WD): It's not alcohol. It's not even real. Like goats.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:55 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: ........{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:55 PM
Police Officer: Not the point. You
were drinking alcohol. This is a public space, and there are families here.{/td}
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14 Dec 17, 07:55 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): (Gonna let the officer do his job because if she sticks right there she's gonna end up cutting the little vermin in half.){/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:54 PM
Box (WD): Why?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:54 PM
Box (WD): *waves hand, liquid changes colour* fine. Its vimto{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:54 PM
Police Officer: I'm going to have to ask you to come with me, sir.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:54 PM
Police Officer: You can't bring alcohol in here.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:54 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: *siiiighs*{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:54 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): (RUBS FOREHEAD.){/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:53 PM
Rita Drakenhardt: I got a boyfriend! :D too bad I didn't get him before Mom came, but oh well{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:53 PM
Box (WD): *sips a magarita* would you like a drink officer?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:52 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: How've you been?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:52 PM
Rita Drakenhardt: pfft.
my baby brother. ohmygosh{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:52 PM
Juliet Doe: *Stands close to Bertrand as the oficer enters*{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:52 PM
Police Officer: What exactly is going on here?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:52 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: So Rita{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:52 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae):
{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: Arrest him =|{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Police Officer: Easy now. Everybody remain calm.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Box (WD): I fry steaks on his ass.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Ralf Drakenhardt:
{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Béatrice (Cervitaur/Keen): -Is watching the show while eating snacks-
{/td}
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14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Box (WD): *passes her the now laminated letter explaining it all*{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Ralf Drakenhardt: ......Sexy cop...{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: >=|{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: Stay away from my baby brother{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Ceidwen Evans (Fae): I'm not sure yet. There gonna be a problem here? @Box Or are you going to make an attempt at behaving?{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:51 PM
Lugh Drakenhardt: . . . .{/td}
{/tr}
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{td}
14 Dec 17, 07:50 PM
Box (WD): Officer sexy is the sexy dragon cop.{/td}
{/tr}
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14 Dec 17, 07:50 PM
Police Officer: (walks over) Is there a problem here?{/td}
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