Snowball Fight

Mochi was minding her own business when she suddenly heard a commotion. She blinked and turned around. There was a massive snowball fight going on, and one person was standing at the top of it all with a giant ice castle. That person was none other than her friend Lei Feng. The moment the futakuchi-onna spotted her, Jouka cackled wildly. Of course she would start something like this! Momo debated getting involved in the shenanigans, but the hair chose for her. He pulled her towards a fort nearby the castle. The young woman flopped onto the snow.

"Let's do this!"

"Okay Jouka!"

She giggled a bit before balling up a bunch of snow and tossing it at a random person involved in the chaos. Jouka also made a bunch of snowballs and became a snowball pelting machine thanks to the many hair tentacles. It was time to let loose and have a little fun!

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Clarence was wondering, honestly, what the fuck was up with the huge ice castle in the middle of the park, and why was it surrounded by a goddamn war zone? Who was interrupting his peaceful winter day with this level of ridiculous shenanigans?

...It was his girlfriend. Of course it was. Clarence made a face at the figure on top of the castle- tiny and adorable as ever, an absolute menace. What was she, a supervillain? This was ridiculous. Christ. He needed to do something about this, before it got even more out of hand. What if the cops showed up?

As he was squinting up at Lei, he very nearly got a snowball in the face, hand quickly snapping up to catch it. Thank god for his less than human reflexes. Clarence ground his teeth and tried not to get irritated. This was a situation without care for status, it didn't matter who he was, it-

He failed, snarling and hurling back the snowball, along with a few extra, with perhaps just a bit too much force. He yelled something about lawyers, and 'do you know who I am, you shitty punk?', before moving on, this time with far more weaponry at the ready. He hit anyone who so much looked at him the wrong way, and he was especially brutal with anyone who thought that this was the chance to get revenge on the oh-so awful king of popular kids. Pathetic.

At some point, he discovered the best way to get through Lei's obstacle course, and to the source of the mayhem, was to climb over everything. And when he got to the castle, he didn't try to go in, he was going to scale the damn walls.

"Lei!" Clarence called up from the bottom of the ice fortress, huffing. "What the hell is with the reign of terror? I'm coming up there for you, right now!" He clawed into the snow with his hands, got some good gripping points with his boots, and started to aggressively pull himself upward.

Jouka noticed Clarence trying to scale the ice castle. He decided to be a jerk to the ice climber and pelted a snowball at him. The hair cackled wildly.

"You're a fool for trying to scale the Ice Queen Feng's castle!"

It was this that alerted Mochi to what was going on. She turned to see the result of the snowball, be it hit or miss depending on how well the rich boy could dodge while climbing. She moved a bit closer in an attempt to make sure that when and if he fell, he wouldn't be in serious trouble. It was unlikely since there was a lot of snow, but she wanted to be extra sure.

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Ugh, Lei totally saw this as a game. Clarence was taking it very seriously, and was personally offended that she wasn't. He puffed his cheeks out in order to not smile at the girl's grinning, and her cute pigtails, and… How dare she try to sabotage him by being so, so- damn it! She was too precious for life! And a fucking menace!

He was nearly falling off with all the maneuvering he had to do to dodge the snow being dumped down on him, fighting with gravity as much as everything else. He scrabbled at the walls, because shit, this was actually difficult. He guessed he needed to be even more determined, then.

Clarence Crowther didn't fuck around, and he wasn't about to get his honor damaged in a snow war. He pulled off the gloves on his hands one by one with his teeth, completely unaffected by the cold, and felt far more comfortable in his climbing from then on.

Which was perfect timing, really, because wouldn't you know it- fucking Mochi and Jouka decided to bully him. He made a choked noise, now dodging twice as much, nerves on complete edge, but not standing down. He was almost half the way up, no way was he going to be knocked off. He wouldn't allow it!

"Stabbed in the back, betrayed by my own friends!" Clarence screeched. "After all I've done for you! Shit-" He had to keep ducking and jumping even as he threw a fit. "Traitors, all of you! I'll remember this, you'll regret everything!"

Almost there. And when he got to his girlfriend, Ice Queen, whatever, he was really going to give her a lesson.

Mochi could faintly see the phone and made a cute pose for the picture. She even added a trademark idol wink. Jouka flexed his hair tentacles. Yeah, show off those sexy, strong foibles! After they figured the picture was taken, the girl decided to climb into the castle herself in order to rescue Queen Lei from her nefarious boyfriend Clarence Crowther. She behaved as the white knight in this scenario as she found the proper footing and began to scale the tower. Jouka grabbed a hoard of snowballs. Four thick strands wrapped around the snow to make a large basket of snowballs. The other "hands" pulled them out of the hair basket and tossed them at Clarence.

"HALT IN THE NAME OF THE ICE QUEEN!"

"Come back here, Clarence!"

Jouka was being purposefully hammy and cackling as he was hamming it up with his acting. Mochi was thankfully fit enough and equipped with gloves to scale the castle. She just had to balance herself with the snow. Because she started late, there would be the issue of getting there before him. That's why the hair chose to pelt snowballs. Hopefully it would slow the rich guy's ascend and allow the futakuchi-onna to catch up to him.

Clarence glared at Lei for taking pictures of him. So that's how they were doing things? Continuing the fucking twitter meme shit? He knew where this was going.

"The elite is very clearly goin' up," Clarence grumbled. Then, his eyes flashed with agitation as he seethed. "Maybe I fucking will! What'll you say then, huh? I'll sue anyone, anytime, even you, don't test me!" He'll sue his girlfriend, he'll sue his friends, he'll sue their dog!

Immediately after her remarks, Lei properly realized the situation, and fled. "Coward!" Clarence yelled after her. "A coward and a nerd, with the nerve to call me a nerd!"

After Lei disappeared, Clarence glanced Mochi's way to check if- what. Holy shit. Are you fucking with him right now. There was only room for one tower climber up here. They weren't even taking it half as seriously as he was, either, even after stealing his idea. This was extremely insulting.

"Oh my god! Fuck off! You're not going to stop me from fighting me girlfriend, get away from me!" Clarence barked, knocking off snow from the castle as a defense. "This is so fucking unfair, I hate your hair right now! Unfair! Traitors and criminals!"

Clarence wasn't going to let them catch up to him. Being dead, oddly enough, had its perks. He speedily clawed himself up the rest of the way, running on scary focus alone, heaving himself up onto solid ground. He didn't even pause to take a break, catch his breath, going straight for Lei.

He stomped over, ducking into the room the ice queen was in (yeah, good job Lei, what a secret hiding place). He came to a stop directly in front of her, too close. His stance relaxed, and the look in his eyes had changed. Calm, steady, and intent rather than feverish. Clarence gently pulled his girlfriend into a kiss, fingers cold, face warm.