obviously just friends - Clarence/Sid texts

who allowed you to be such an absolute menace i swear to god

w h o

i swear to god

you need to come over

i have to lecture you in person and also make you sit down for a while. just CALM. no getting hurt or chaos. just me and you and me keeping an eye on you for at least a few goddamn hours

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anyway you're a fuckin menace how dare you bye!!!!!!

wow clarence why dont you tell me how you really feel

i thought we were getting along and bonding and here you are throwing the m-word around wow i thought you were above this

but the prospect of kisses on my face, macaroni and cheese, and kisses on not my face is an interesting one

plus the potential to stare deeply into your eyes for hours i mean what

when should i come over

are pants required or

yes pants are bloody required, maybe even, GASP, a shirt, if you don't want to be a total damn embarrassment if my mom says hi. i mean she'll definitely want to do that if you come over here anyway

actually you know what

do whatever, if you don't wear goddamn pants she'll probably have a giggle fit at you and make some comment to me about 'knowing how to pick them'

and in all reality i was thinking of having tea but if you end up truly longing for macaroni then i'll make you macaroni

anything else uh

probably depends on how well behaved you are but whatever, w h a t e v e r

whenever works is fine, like i said, i just want you to calm the hell down and let me keep an eye on you. get some kinda peace quota filled.