Manta Carlos Craigslist

Tom Marvolo Riddle

the dark lord
Inactive
Jul 19, 2015
1,892
portland, oregon
mantacarlos.tumblr.com
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A classified advertisements website with sections devoted to jobs, housing, personals, for sale, items wanted, services, community, gigs, and résumés.

This is a completely in character advertising thread, unlike the out of character wanted ads.

Post in this thread with any perfectly reasonable requests, sales offers, meetups, jobs, or absolutely outlandish ideas- and respond to other posts. You can be serious or silly, friendly or outright creepy, as detailed or vague as you want. Go for it, follow your IC ad dreams.

Just read the rules, and use the template unless you're making a reply to an existing ad.

Reply IC to ads by @Naming the original posters and the title of their listing. Replies will be considered private, but fun to see.

If you want to start a thread or confirmed character relationship based on interactions here, that's extremely encouraged, and anything posted here is going to be assumed canon. Try to contact others over the cbox or pm for ooc thread agreement, and keep these posts fairly IC past small notes.

When an advertisement is fulfilled, please edit your original post with a small note specifying so (but don't remove it), to make sure nobody gets confused and tries to keep replying to it.

Add little things like a fake character email or other things to the template if wanted, or remove category if having trouble with the specifics, but a title and status isn't optional.

Blatantly illegal things aren't allowed, but subtle implications of it will be gotten away with, so make all the shady mysterious posts you feel like with that in mind. NSFW leaning, though not painfully explicit, content can be put up under a spoiler with a warning.

Joke advertisements that aren't meant to be replied to or lead to threads are absolutely allowed, just note that with the post.

For a quick idea of categories and how to possibly write ads feel free to look at the actual craigslist website.

There's no limit to the number of posts or replies you can make here. Please, go wild.

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insert full advertisement here

title: Tea party enthusiasts/partners wanted
category: casual encounters
status: open

My love for tiny porcelain cups knows no bounds, but I have no friends who share this heated passion. Looking to meet up in empty Starlight Academy classrooms every single lunch break. This schedule is strict, I have my needs, but may be negotiated with if you're especially polite and fashionable. Two to three people max.


title: fun time???
category: medical/health
status: closed

looking to get a special Project done with someone interesting :) i'm trustworthy and have no infectious diseases, can make peanut butter sandwiches, and sometimes get up early......

u will have to be okay with getting in the trunk of my car and wearing a blindfold. please tell ur loved ones not to look for you. having no loved ones or concerned authority figures in your life at all is even better!!! xoxoxo


title: Free house, NOT HAUNTED.
category: housing
status: open

Lovely old family home for sale, several acres of land, comes with furniture. Not haunted. It's free out of the goodness in my heart. Please take it. Please. It isn't haunted and i;m not scared for my life i swear pleas just, oH go d it wants th e keyboardhsgfjsnsnxjzks.s;ssjxm,,,,,
 

Sarrain

The Salt Sea
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Jan 30, 2016
6,703
Arizona
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Posting Status
Daily, Weekly
Title: Tutor Services for Sale
Category: Services
Status: Open

For a minimum of $10 for an hour and a half long session, I can teach up to 12th-grade language arts, science, dance (ballet or jazz), magic theory, or supernatural studies.

I'm free late evenings on the weekdays and all afternoon during the weekend.

Sessions will be held in a public place.

For more details you can contact me at 252-555-1468.
 

MARIE

Delicious Gummibear
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Jul 11, 2015
1,185
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Daily
title: Band mates wanted
category: personals?
status: Open

Really Excited Vocalist/guitarist looking for a Bassist, Drummer,
Someone to play lead guitar(so I don't have too). Holding auditions
Email me (lina) at The_Almighty_Sparky_one @ gmail. Com. will send the details through emails,
no creeps or will roundhouse kick your face in. Please and Thank you.
 

Poppy

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Inactive
Mar 18, 2015
3,930
title: i've got a bone to pick lol!! (no cops plox)
category: Items Wanted
status: open

looking for people to take me to the BONE ZONE
and by that i mean i need a real complete human skeleton
i'm not a skeletonfucker i'm a college student and i need this for scientific purposes
i have a license i will show you
make sure it's not illegal bones lol!!!!
other organs are acceptable too
contact me at g819sshie@gmail.com
 

MARIE

Delicious Gummibear
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Jul 11, 2015
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title: Glimmering, Glistening Sparkly glittering Glitter Crates
category: Free Stuff
status: Open

insert full advertisement here

Glimmering, Glistening Sparkly glittering Glitter Crates
Glimmering, Glistening Sparkly glittering Glitter Crates
Glimmering, Glistening Sparkly glittering Glitter Crates

Thanks to an epic glitter party I now have over 1k worth of glitter, neatly packaged in crates, as well as a glitter gun and cannon. Im looking for one or a few like minded glitter enthusiast to take the massive amount of glitter off my hand.

Oh and I also have body paint, black lights and a llama....Just in case you're interested.

Email me at Addy4life@gmail.com or Addysaurousrex@gmail.com or Where'sAddy@yahoo.com

p.s : The llama Bites
 

Kyp

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Inactive
Oct 9, 2015
855
m.youtube.com
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Irregularly
title: Looking for Apartment
category: housing
status: closed

College students looking for a two bedroom apartment, preferably close to downtown, Luxtv studio in particular. Must have; fully functional kitchen, working climate control.

Contact at: Amaranth@gmail.com
 

Botchmun

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Apr 24, 2014
762
THE SKY IS THE LIMIT! SPACE IS THE PLACE!
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((Add isn't NSFW but its to an NSFW thread so spoiler'd))

title: Party Time in the Academy Dorms
category: meet-ups
status: Open

Hey people of Manta Carlos! We're organizing a proper get-together down at This dorm number! We got drinks, snacks, games, two beds, and the whole night ahead of us so get down here soon as you can, feel free to just walk in and bring anything you wouldn't mind sharing! Who knows what kind of fun we might get up to!!!

XOXO Dorito Lovis.
 

Shim

queen of mediocrity
Jan 14, 2015
409
antarctica
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She/Her
Posting Status
Weekly
title: confidant needed
category: people
status: open???

this is probably in the wrong category and if it is im sorry like can someone just move it?? i don't want to be a bother im srry

ignore my grammar im in a hurry.

anyway

i have a lot of shit going on and so do a lot of people here. stuff is hitting the fan and im a secretive shit and so like, basically, if anyone else is a secretive shit as well, pls reply

I'm looking for a 100% legit confidant who i can rant at via email. preferably this confidant would also rant at me if they want. its balanced that way. sharing would remain 100% anonymous except via email name, what happens in the emails stays in the emails. think of this like a mutual private reddit without all the shitposting. judgement-free zone for both parties and anything can be said and shared, no strings attached or..whatever

anyway hit me up

email is pikapie0907@gmail.com
 

Poppy

Well-Known Member
Inactive
Mar 18, 2015
3,930
title: Roommate needed!
category: rooms / shared
status: Open

Need a roommate
Female, 20-30 yo.
Quiet with no friends (I don't want anyone in my apt)
No nearby relatives — I don't want your parents in my house!

Rent is cheap, $200/mo, nicely furnished gorgeous 2 story house with balcony and basement with hot shower and good internet
Contact me