Inuman sessions

@"hyperhurricane" @"Trahnael" @"CourageCureRage" @"battleaxeShotgun"

A cloudy, cloudy night. Perfect.

On the roof was a setup one would expect only to be found in a grand banquet. There were two barrels of mead there, and then a shelf filled with bottles of assorted liquor. Smirnoff. Bundaberg. Hoegaarden. Jack. A misplaced basket of chayote. So many names, none repeated more than once. How they all got here was a mystery only one man knew the answer to, and that man was currently walking up the walls with a passenger in his arms.

Emman first noticed Eros, the man in his arms (probably not fully willingly) in his class, where the female population kept messing up due to his presence. Irritated, but unwilling to isolate the kid, he opted to try and learn more so he could adjust accordingly.

And what better way was there to learn more about someone than getting them drunk?

Fast forward to the present night. Emman leapt up from the brick wall onto the parapet. His other guests should have arrived by now, or if they hadn't, they should be arriving soon, and he let his passenger down onto the brick roof.

"We're here na! Bigat mo naknamputa..."

But then something caught his attention. A light blue glow and a person, at the side.

"Lovely party you got going here. Haaaave you met Azza?" asked Thaddeus Rector, one of the most difficult people to get rid of that he knew. He always knew when Emman was pulling things like this and would show up regardless of invitation, so Emman decided to cut the middleman and just invite him normally. Still, he wasn't expecting him to bring the librarian's assistant.

"I have. She's staff," Emman said, nodding. The night was getting a bit awkward, as he wasn't planning on having a girl around. He threw himself to one shelf and grabbed a bottle of vodka, took a quick swig and putang ina bat pula na yung ilaw nung gago sa gilid?

"RED LIGHT! RED LIGHT!" Teddy began exclaiming, glowing vividly red as his completely gone Bloody Mary was and cackling madly.

Gago talaga tong batang to...

@"hyperhurricane" @"CourageCureRage" @"Trahnael"

A few moments passed before Emman realized two things - first, Teddy had to go, as he was one of the students that had no plausible pattern to follow when it came to keeping in check, and second, the other guest was missing. Allan had not yet showed up, and Teddy as a trade was not a good deal.

He turned his attention to the red glob currently singing the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody, including all the voicing, on his own and clapped loudly to get his attention.

"Oh, mama mia mama mieeeaaah? What?"

"Come with me. May susunduin tayo."

"No idea what the hell you just said, but sure - Azza, hold my beer."

Teddy propped a can of beer that he brought himself - an empty can that he didn't even drink from - into Azza's grip and walked over to Emman, and then past him all the way to the parapet, perching himself on one block and then leaping off without waiting for a sign.

"Hoy! We're going to the dorms, tangina!" Emman yelled, flinging himself to the side and then following him down with the most unnatural physical path possible, finding him stuck above a windowsill with his left arm inside the wall.

"Sir, I'm going on in ahead, clear the path, you know? There be dragons in there."

Emman simply nodded, knowing better than to give this person the flow of the conversation. He pried open the window and flung himself in, finding Teddy already inside, juggling a knife smugly. Again, he refused to comment and instead walked on, a moving red light beside him.

Those looking at the scene from a distance probably found it weird, the hallway bathed in a red light, replete with ominous music courtesy of Teddy, blasting through his phone's speakers. Emman did not react, knowing that this was this person's idea of a challenge - to get him to do something.

They arrived at Allan's doorstep, and Teddy was visibly irritated, which was new. To him, no reaction was much worse than violent or negative reaction. This was probably the closest to angry he'd gotten in a while, and it took a toll on his patience. Once they got to the door, he shook his head and said, "This is boring. I'm disappearing," and dropped through the floor.

Emman waited a few seconds, then heaved a sigh of relief. Teddy would have proved problematic, and now he'd managed to get rid of him, which was a good thing. He took another deep breath, and then knocked on the door and yelled out, "ALLAN! Lakas ng loob mo ah di ka sumisipot sa yaya ng propesor mo ah...[/i"

@"hyperhurricane" @"Trahnael" @"CourageCureRage"

"Halata." (Obviously.)

Without warning, Emman dashed forward and unnaturally flung himself behind Allan, sweeping him off his legs and into a bridal carry, which didn't prove as difficult as it should have considering his short stature. He looked down with a tender gaze on his passenger, then chuckled and tossed him onto one shoulder. "Kala mo ah. You're late, and this your punishment. Ano na yun? Yung sinasabi? Time to pay the putanginang piper." (You thought you'd get away. You're late, and this is your punishment. What was it? The saying? Time to pay the goddamned piper.)

With Allan still on his shoulder, Emman bent down to kneel on one knee, as if he were to sprint. His muscles tensed, and his grip around Allan's waist and the back of his knees tightened. "Hold on."

In a fraction of a second Emman shot straight down the hallway, flinging him and his unlucky passenger out the window and several floors above the ground. Everything seemed to slow down as they fell, but then Emman slowed their descent and flung himself backward to the wall above the window. Allan would probably feel intense discomfort for a while due to the erratic movements of the ragdolling, but Emman just thought of it as a "fitting punishment" for tardiness.

With his feet planted on the wall and his body set horizontally parallel to the faraway ground, Emman ran up, making sure Allan was facing down.

At the very top of the tower Emman jumped and landed near the basket of chayote. Not too gently, he plopped Allan onto his feet near the wall and declared, "10 points to the first student who drinks!"

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@"FlyZeusFish"

"Oh, Kenny boy... color is of consequence." Teddy poked his head through the ceiling, thoroughly amused by the reactions from the person he visited. Next came his torso, and his arms were extended out, reaching down and poking at Sky's head.

He smiled and said, "Don't catch me," as he let himself pass through the ceiling fully and fall onto Sky, landing with a soft thud.

Sitting on the resident of the apartment, Teddy began to talk with a less than innocent grin. "Okay, so what color would you prefer me to be? Red too passionate for you - maybe green or rainbow? Also, someone's holding a drinking party up at the rooftop. You should pop by. Let's go? Let's go."

Teddy leaned in closer and passed entirely through Sky, almost certainly to make him feel a bit more bothered than he already was. Carefully, he set himself so that they were occupying the same physical space, and started to speak in a voice that was muffled by Sky's mass. "Assuming direct control. Let's go? Let's go. Always wanted to pseudopossess someone."

@"FlyZeusFish" @"CourageCureRage" @"hyperhurricane" @"Trahnael"

"It's at the rooftop like I said, dammit. I'm already inside you and you're still not listening. Well done, Sky boy. Well done. You know what, just follow me or something. You have rope? Ah, wait, never mind."

Teddy poked his head out of Sky, and started to bring himself out. He walked straight out, not paying attention to whether he was followed or not. If he wasn't, then sad for Sky - if he was, then good for him.

He walked straight through the door - rather than out the door - and left, immediately heading down the hallway and to a staircase. Teddy walked up, and up, and up, and up, and at some point accidentally phased into the wall, before he recovered his wits and came back to the staircase, where he then continued walking up, and up, and up, and up -

"- and up, and up, and who the hell designed this place..? Well, we're here anyway." Teddy passed through the door at the very end of the staircase whose length he complained about at length and greatly exaggerated. He opened it from outside to let Sky in. As he did, he heard an annoyed declaration.

"Shet, andito ka pa rin? Putangina naman oh... (Shit, you're still here? Son of a bitch...)"