RE: im going to fight the ENTIRE OCEAN [open]
Lei snorted and looked at the snot and sand-covered handkerchief.
"What is this, a meet cute?" He laughed. "Shit, if this was a romcom, I'd have to be the woman. I should get a manlier hairstyle." Despite the derision, his tone was amicable, not insulting. He crumpled the handkerchief into a ball and tucked it in his backpack's pocket so he doesn't just leave it there.
"Lei. No fucking surprise there. I don't go out much and I usually train at the pool, but the d-bag swim team took over and everyone treats their practices like strip shows because they've got these, like —" Lei lifted a hand and hovered it over his own pathetic 2-pack abs, "— 6-pack abs so tight they could knock up women by standing two feet near them. I can't compete with that shit."
Lei snorted and looked at the snot and sand-covered handkerchief.
"What is this, a meet cute?" He laughed. "Shit, if this was a romcom, I'd have to be the woman. I should get a manlier hairstyle." Despite the derision, his tone was amicable, not insulting. He crumpled the handkerchief into a ball and tucked it in his backpack's pocket so he doesn't just leave it there.
"Lei. No fucking surprise there. I don't go out much and I usually train at the pool, but the d-bag swim team took over and everyone treats their practices like strip shows because they've got these, like —" Lei lifted a hand and hovered it over his own pathetic 2-pack abs, "— 6-pack abs so tight they could knock up women by standing two feet near them. I can't compete with that shit."