Half-breed Encounters(Der)

Der Lampman

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"You should. The Battle of Wits dude is glorious," she said, watching Wesker go off behind the trees and seeing his large spider part disappear behind it.

Eph stayed back, not going behind the tree, instead busying herself with her thoughts for a while. When a few moments had passed, she walked to the side, to where she could see a bit of Wesker changing, seeing his torso and smiling. "Uh, sorry to invade, but I don't get actual, real life reference for male physique that often, and Internet is both too slow - in my case 'cause it's not a decent setup - and a bit unrealistic."

She bit her lip, rummaging in her pockets and patting herself down, and stopped with a disappointed sigh. "I - I didn't bring my notepad or my tape. Yeah, because chances like these weren't rare enough."

Almost defensively, she explained. "I - I make clothes for a living. Mostly made-to-order stuff, and it's mostly for female customers because of reasons I do not know, but there are a few male orders that came in and I don't nearly have enough experience working with a male figure to work on that properly, and I'm out of scratch to buy a decent mannequin with."
 

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Wesker glances out of the corner of his eye as she sidles to get a view of him. He has a pair of slacks and presumably underwear on at this point, but he's still righting a shirt in his hands so his toned torso is bare. Before long he flips the button-up around his frame and starts fastening it into place.

Sliding a pair of black gloves onto his hands, His eyes dance with mischief when she mentions her lack of male figures. leaving the rest of his clothing for the time being, he stepped out to face Eph once more. "I would be more then happy to exchange a favor with you. I could easily arrange for you to borrow my computer for your lessons. Or perhaps you prefer a specimen to practice on?"

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"Define 'favor'. I'm fine doing stuff - but the thing is, 'stuff' refers to a lot of stuff. And I have certain stuff that I'm against... and stuff. Man this running gag is tiring to keep up." Eph leaned herself on a nearby tree, her tail wrapping around it unnecessarily. "Having either option's a good thing, but there's a cost behind it, I'm guessing. Everyone - and everything - has a price."

That particular train of thought grew depressing to think about, and she cringed at it, and its insinuations. "I - wow, that was too real and too dark. I think you get what I mean though."
 

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Wesker chuckled a little bit. "How very astute of you. that is indeed very much how this world works." He bowed a little to her, crossing an arm across his body. "What I mean by favor is that you will owe me a service for later. Nothing worth more then what I am providing you of course. It would be a fair trade to be exchanged at a later time."

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Eph nodded, wary. "Huh. Well, any chance you could define what this favor may or may not be? I'm not digging my claws into certain things, so I'd really much prefer to know what that might be."

Feeling that she was being a bit too accusing, she shook her head and attempted to explain herself with an anecdote. "Sorry - it's just, well, people have tried guilting me into things I really would rather not do in the slightest, saying 'you owe me a favor now do this horribly unsettling and possibly illegal thing for me okay' and that sorta crap. Just wouldn't want to have that happening again."
 

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Wesker raised an eyebrow curiously as she told her story to him. "You do realize such a tale only makes you that much more interesting don't you?" He waved his hand in a dismissive flourish, as if batting away the words of her worries. "I have no specific thing in mind, my dear, we have only just met after all."

He pondered a little bit, glancing over Eph once or twice. "If you aren't comfortable with the favor, you need only deny it. you would still owe me a favor of course, but I would never force you to do something." He raised his hands in a half-exaggerated shrug. "Most likely, I'll ask for a few commissions from you, if I had to make an estimation off the top of my head. Proper timing and a good tailor can be an invaluable combination"
 

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"Trust me, Wesker, I'm not some puzzle you want to solve," Eph half-said, half-growled, her voice unnaturally gravelly and guttural. Then it was back to being perky and jumpy as usual. "Don't, uh, pry too much. I open easy."

When Wesker mentioned commissions, she lit up both in understanding and embarrassment from her own thoughts. The fact that she jumped to such an illicit internal assumption bothered her. "Oh, that... yeah, sounds like a pretty fair deal. I mean, I'd have offered something if I was probing around for stuff I could use, since there's really not much else to me. I... make clothes and live in the forest. Like some kinda witch. Guess that runs in the family."
 

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Wesker's smile widened menacingly as she growled her words at him. "Oh... But you most definitely are my dear. I want to know everything about you... Me... Everyone." Then once again his smile returned to it's standard off-pleasant, mirroring her response to him almost point for point. "But that's the game, it's no fun if it's all just handed over."

Stepping back to his bag, he pulled the jacket out of it and started fitting it onto his arms, his eyes keeping track of Eph. "So shall I prepare my computer or an appointment? You are interested are you not?" He fastened the last button on the jacket, and tugged his gloves back into place before smoothing out the creases systematically. "You shouldn't underestimate yourself. I'm sure a witch even just by title or rumor has plenty to offer. You simply need to know what to ask for..."

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"A game. Hmm. There's something there, lemme think for a bit." The lizard's tail curled around a tree, grasping and gripping tightly. The deeper in thought she was, the tighter was its grip, and then she let go abruptly, wincing. "Ow. That was a stupid idea."

There was something more important to take care of first though. She was busy for most of the near future. "Uh... maybe if there was some way I can contact you instead? I'm sort of busy for a while because I've got quite a few work orders to finish, but maybe I can drop by when that's done."
 

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"Of course." Wesker waited politely, raising an eyebrow when she hurt herself. "Are you alright? Did you get stuck by something?" He examined her tail from his position, taking only a step towards her, keeping a polite distance from her.

When she continued on regardless, he relaxed back into his stance again. "Of course, I'll be more then happy to provide my number." He reached into another pocket of his bag, pulling out a pen and small notebook. He wrote down his phone number and name in neat, precise handwriting, then tore out and handed her the slip of paper. "Please, if you have any further requests don't hesitate to contact me."

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