All Good Things...

She arched her back and cuddled closer as he touched the back of her neck. Eliana had a lot of sweet spots, but she certainly liked her neck and stomach played with.

"Oh, I make a mean nurse and maid." Eli winked up at him, kissing his chest before asking her next question.

"What is the worst sexual experience you've ever had?"

Wow, she realized how many sex questions she knew. Way more than standard conversation starters. She didn't have a problem... she could stop anytime she wanted to.

Eliana couldn't help herself. She laughed. Fuckin' hard.

She tried to cover her mouth with the back of her hand as she stared at him, but it only made her laugh harder.

"Oh...Oh boy...That —" she cracked up all a new.

She sat there for at least two minutes laughing so hard she could barely breathe, all the while trying to apologize through wheezes.

When she had managed to calm down, Eli wiped tears from her eyes and caught her breath.

"Oh man. Never heard one like that before. That is priceless." She cleared her throat.

"Lemme see. One time I slept with this chick, and she cried and cried the whole fuckin' time. Then two hours afterward. She talked about her kids and husband and told me she wanted to run away with me. I crawled out the window when she was asleep. That was kind of awkward."

Eliana stared at his lap a second, debating something. When she met his eyes again, she said, "What was your first sexual thought of the day? Mine was 'man! Those bananas sure look nice!'"

She giggled. "Okay, that was a lie, I just couldn't pass it up."

This joke nearly started up her fit of laughter again. She stopped herself, face red.

"Oh God...Do you even know how bad I want to suck you off right now? And yeah, that is my next question."

"I've been wanting to do it under the table since I invited you out."

Then, with a flourish of her hand, Eliana went on as if she hadn't said it in the first place. Punishment, remember that? No temptations.

"What was your best sexual experience, and no, I do not count for this question." She winked at him. "That's the obvious answer."

She rested her right hand on his leg, close enough to his crotch that her fingers brushed against the material of his pants there.

"Personally, besides you, my best experience was when I was sent to an all girl's boarding school. The things me and my roommate tried. By the time I was out of high school, we knew each other's bodies inside and out. So, that was more like experiences, than one, but whatever."

"Maybe I'll be kind. We'll see. You denied me my kiss, though, so don't hold your breath."

She slipped her hand completely over his crotch as he bragged about his amazing bedding skills. Eli would agree they were amazing, but that would require her to be, well, agreeable, which she was not.

"I decided to tell you about my best female experience. Figured you'd like it." She grinned. "I didn't want to get you all riled up with my best male experience."

Here she got a far-off look as if pleasantly recalling something.