"D'oh not at all! Most people tha' collect swords n' knoives dunno how to properly take care of 'em so they wear down ova' time. Just a bit of oil every day keeps the blade clean," she ended up waiting at the door while he finished up. He looked kind of excited. Well good! It was better than looking like a nervous car wreck. Jacob was handling things better than she thought. That meant he trusted this whole thing to her. She just couldn't let him down and keep up her end of the deal. No killing...and no violence unless she had to defend them. Even so, no killing. "Oy'll show ya how when we get home. Let's get goin'."
The ride was actually pleasant and she kept up with the conversation to kill time and keep the positive atmosphere. Just for the sake of Jacob's joke, she had them stop by a bagel shop and sure enough they had some guy with a thick-accent yelling at them to make their orders quick and snappy. An everything bagel, a coffee, and twenty minutes later, it was down to business. They pulled up to the shop which looked even more run down than in the photos. "Well...This is it, luv. It'll be fine. Just follow my lead. Should be in an' out if all goes well," she reached over for a good luck kiss then sighed, "Let's not forget he's still an asshole..." and got out of the car.
The doorbell chimed as she walked in. The interior was subpar. Could use a new coat of paint on the walls...and the floor was dirty. The meats even looked questionable and briefly she wondered how in the world he managed to pass his inspections. It was a small shop. Huh. At least she was able to land a pretty good paying job just for taking pictures. Eventually, the owner of the shop showed up, standing at 6'8 and nearly filling up the doorway to the back room with muscle and...Oh, he was packing on some pounds. He was wearing the typical dirtied apron over his dirty white shirt and black slacks. Even the white cap looked ridiculous.
"Welcome--Oh!" he seemed to stiffen when he realized who exactly came into his shop. It was subtle, but oh yes it was there. "Evenin' mate. Long time no see," she greeted with a smile that seemed to make the big man nervous. "Ahahah, yes. Long time no see, friend. What brings you here?"
"Oh, jus' wanted to chat up an old friend. Thas' all. Or...Is this a bad time?"
He circled around the counter, even having to go sideways just to walk past and get to the door. He locked it up himself, flipping the little sign 'CLOSED' before ushering the two for the back room. "No! I have not open shop. Come! Let us talk, yes? Bring your man-friend too, we drink!" Thank god the back room was big and she was surprised Bosco was being this hospitable. He gestured to the table, pulled out the seats, and even drinks were served! Vodka. Cheap vodka, but whatever, she wasn't here to drink. "You on vacation with man-friend? Looks like honeymoon to me!" Bosco chuckled and sat with them. "Haha! Yeh you can say tha', roight hon?" she tipped the glass to Jacob. "I just heard about you 'retiring' and found the shop. Guess oy' can't go through you anymore, roight?"
Bosco smiled, "Yes. No more business for you!"
"So woy'd you retire?"
"I like meat better."
"Is that so..." Bosco seemed determined to stick to his 'meat' story. That was fine. "Well that's not what I heard...Right, honey?" she put her elbow on the table, cheek resting on her knuckles as she looked to Jacob.
The ride was actually pleasant and she kept up with the conversation to kill time and keep the positive atmosphere. Just for the sake of Jacob's joke, she had them stop by a bagel shop and sure enough they had some guy with a thick-accent yelling at them to make their orders quick and snappy. An everything bagel, a coffee, and twenty minutes later, it was down to business. They pulled up to the shop which looked even more run down than in the photos. "Well...This is it, luv. It'll be fine. Just follow my lead. Should be in an' out if all goes well," she reached over for a good luck kiss then sighed, "Let's not forget he's still an asshole..." and got out of the car.
The doorbell chimed as she walked in. The interior was subpar. Could use a new coat of paint on the walls...and the floor was dirty. The meats even looked questionable and briefly she wondered how in the world he managed to pass his inspections. It was a small shop. Huh. At least she was able to land a pretty good paying job just for taking pictures. Eventually, the owner of the shop showed up, standing at 6'8 and nearly filling up the doorway to the back room with muscle and...Oh, he was packing on some pounds. He was wearing the typical dirtied apron over his dirty white shirt and black slacks. Even the white cap looked ridiculous.
"Welcome--Oh!" he seemed to stiffen when he realized who exactly came into his shop. It was subtle, but oh yes it was there. "Evenin' mate. Long time no see," she greeted with a smile that seemed to make the big man nervous. "Ahahah, yes. Long time no see, friend. What brings you here?"
"Oh, jus' wanted to chat up an old friend. Thas' all. Or...Is this a bad time?"
He circled around the counter, even having to go sideways just to walk past and get to the door. He locked it up himself, flipping the little sign 'CLOSED' before ushering the two for the back room. "No! I have not open shop. Come! Let us talk, yes? Bring your man-friend too, we drink!" Thank god the back room was big and she was surprised Bosco was being this hospitable. He gestured to the table, pulled out the seats, and even drinks were served! Vodka. Cheap vodka, but whatever, she wasn't here to drink. "You on vacation with man-friend? Looks like honeymoon to me!" Bosco chuckled and sat with them. "Haha! Yeh you can say tha', roight hon?" she tipped the glass to Jacob. "I just heard about you 'retiring' and found the shop. Guess oy' can't go through you anymore, roight?"
Bosco smiled, "Yes. No more business for you!"
"So woy'd you retire?"
"I like meat better."
"Is that so..." Bosco seemed determined to stick to his 'meat' story. That was fine. "Well that's not what I heard...Right, honey?" she put her elbow on the table, cheek resting on her knuckles as she looked to Jacob.