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"I told you, I'm okay. No scrapes or anything. I just tripped on my face. Which was, not gonna lie, really embarrassing." An awkward little laugh.

"Man, you really busted ass running over here - are you okay?"

It occurred to Nix that she wasn't worrying a bit too much, so he smiled at her reassuringly. "Trust me, I've gotten a lot worse. One time, I was running from a monster, and I slid like ten feet into a cave. Downhill and everything. There was water at the bottom, yeah, but that was a bit of cleaning up, obviously. One rock actually jabbed into my knee." After his fall and his dorkiness, he was all too eager to put up a tough guy persona.
 

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Luna looked Nix up and down on instinct, intent on at least trying to see any more injuries, but of course she couldn't see anything. She gave up trying.

"If you're sure...Really, it's no trouble to try and give you first aid."

When Nix mentioned the injuries he sustained during the ten-foot fall to the water, she was definitely concerned. Though it seemed it was a long time ago, and he was walking alright so clearly it didn't have anything to do with broken bones at the moment.

"Hopefully it healed quickly..."

Then Luna remembered an old meme from an also old game, and wondered if Nix would get it. "Actually, speaking of. Are you sure it wasn't an arrow to the knee young adventurer?"



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"Yeah. I actually used to be quite the adventurer, like you." A smile crept up across his face. He knew for a fact that was a reference, and damned if he let it slip by. The smile gained a wistful tone as he leaned back, not even bothering to stand up. He wouldn't admit it, but his toe was throbbing and he wasn't sure he would like standing on it right now.

"Sorry about the TV, by the way. I'm pretty sure you know this, but I've always been a giant klutz. I didn't know the cord was there and everything, I'm sorry, ahaha."

A moment passed.

"Y'know, I used to watch a lot more movies when I was back north. We used to invite Lili's boyfriend up a lot... which was, uhmmm problematic... but it was really this nice thing when it was just me and Lili. I kinda miss having someone to watch movies with... But uh. Yeah. I-I-I only watch, uhm.... SUPER tough horror movies and comedies."
 
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"Naaah, don't worry about it. It's just a good ol' plug-in-the-cord-and-done kind of deal."

Luna listened to his story for a moment before responding after a pause. "Heh, protective are we? And about this 'tough' horror movies and comedies. Hmm..."

I don't buy it-

"I don't buy it. Some may say Nix is not as hot as a hike outside during the summer, some say he isn't a liar. I don't believe either of those things," she replied with a smirk and a wink. Pulling the good ol' game quotes again.

You stole my line!

I wanted to make a joooooke. Take a jooooooke. Ya sick fuck.

Hopefully he got that joke. That...humanoid from the game was one of the weirdest of characters, and that was saying something considering it was full of weirdos. And said character was whom she got the joke from, though heavily changed to tease ol' Nixie boy here.




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"Well yeah. I mean, she's my sister, how can I not protect her? She's had her share of fuckheads coming for her. " Without meaning to, his voice grew a bit more defensive, almost grittier. Nix caught it, though, and shook his head. "Uhm, sorry. But yeah, I'll go plug it in as soon as -"

The Skybrim quote suddenly popped up in his brain, and he grinned. "I know that one!!"

Nix couldn't help but shout out in excitement. Because damn, was she slinging the quote game like a champ. In the context she was using it, though, it didn't make a whole lot of immediate sense to him. What even does that mean. Either way, when paired with both a smirk and a wink - which were themselves telling of something, he wasn't sure what - it just confused him a bit more. Was she... trying to flirt?
 

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"Oh shit I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that as in that's too..." sigh, "...nevermind."

Luna rubbed the back of her had nervously as he went on, effectively spacing out. That was until Nix yelled out and brought her back to the present.

"You get it? Ayyyyyy," she said. But upon looking at his face, she realized that he miiiiight have only gotten the reference part, not the joke part.

He's dense as fuck man.

No kidding.

Also that flirt was really bad. And I mean really bad.

I'm rolling my...mind eyes. I'm rolling them. Right now.

"I can do this all day pal. Throw 'em at me. Do iiiit."




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"Don't worry about it," he sighed, waving it off. He wanted to explain more, but then that would ruin the moment more than it was already. He tried to think of another good quote, when it hit him.

She had called him a hot liar.

Now blushing, he hid his face and, out of embarrassment for himself, laughed. "Well, I am a weapon in human form, so I can see why you say that."
 

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Luna smiled at Nix, appreciating that he let the subject go.

But oh, that smile turned right into a smug look at the thought that he fiiiinally got the joke and understood what she meant by it. Man, his face was undoubtedly really red with the look on his face and Luna wished she could see it better.

Well too bad, it's dark in here.

Pfff it'll fiiiine.

Then she decided to pull another reference. "Hmm? A weapon you say? Should I be your meister then?~"

OOOOOoooh DAMN. Okay, you got me there, that was good.

Told ya sooooo. Got 'em.



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WHY WAS THAT ONE SO GOOD??
Nix, now throroughly red and certainly embarrassed, had to admit that that quote had been very well-placed, though the lines reminded him of something that made him laugh.

"Kinky. I have to ask, Ms. Luna - are you trying to seduce me?"

It wasn't the best flirt he had in his mind, but to be fair, he was making them up on the spot, and anything else would embarrassed him even more. How did they get from Skybrim to Soul Beater? Nevertheless, he let it go and laughed. " Have to admit that was a good one, though."
 

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"Hey, it's too early for that sort of 'activity' buddy. Don't get too excited yet," Luna replied with a wink.

You made him sooooo fucking red with that one, shit dude.

No shit, that was the plan.

"Either way, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I can pull more reference jokes, but you were the fuel for those ones, haha."

Luna was absolutely enjoying herself. Making Nix blush like he was was really funny, and the laughter that spewed forth was completely genuine.



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