Wanted: A Beard

i'm the gay boss(tm) and won't chill at all, but this is fun nonetheless i love this. give felix a beard 2k16. pls. also possibly let me seduce the fake girlfriend too instead of being spooked away by her

I'd be all over this, but I think Artemis is about six years too young to be convincing in such a role. On top of being an airhead already, that is.

*THROWS MANY CHARACTERS AT*
Axel Lawlett - Her husband kind of... well yeah but she has an attitude and would totally go for something this thrill seeking. She'd have a blast getting the dude off his back tbh. And to Tom's point, she wouldn't get scared, if she is meant to be Felix's fake girlfriend, she will make it so real you won't even know.

Depends on how realistic you want to make this too....
As I have a homosexual female and a cat lady who would add some, confusion to the whole process.
let me know :D

It's okay! <3 I'm glad then. Um... Would any of those ideas interest you? (I could also just throw you a PM or Skype)