The Post Office

Is that so~? This isn't even part of my demands though! But if you're so adamant that it is — it isn't everything yet and 40% of 5 packs may still be in order :D
I can't wait the whole month, Professor~ Nor can these wires and chargers. Boy, I wonder what do I do with all these~?

40% of 5 packs seems a deal

but do I want to be that easy??

My, my, is the professor playing hard to get now? I'd want to say it's no longer negotiable; unless you have better things in mind?

Hmmmmm I wonder what could those be!

45%

don't test me, i did debate in high school

i won things and didn't even have to speak or actually hear the other people

they just probably didn't want me to cry tbh

45% what professor~?

I never did debates but I was told I can be very convincing. ;) I won't make you cry if you just give to my demands~

That phrase combined with the wink face is a little unsettling please tell me you are in fact like at least 16

either way I'm 25 so I feel a lil creepy uncle about stuff now

Uhh... go to your room? No dessert?

After much deliberation, an excerpt from a wikipedia article on Mischief Night is included in the letter, in addition to a photo of a Hershey's wrapper.

If you would like to see your lovely plant again, we can make that happen...If not...

one of the lilly petals is placed into the envelope menacing

LOL
Maybe I am 16 :)

But no that wasn't really what I meant HAHA! Your chargers are waiting to get back home and so is my sweet tooth for those chocolates! >:3

So this is what you would call a prank or a trick? The article does not mention plant theft. Except for the smashing pumpkins. And it is a lily you have stolen, not a pumpkin. Please do not smash it, it was a gift.

There is also no mention of these Hershey's, although we have been informed that they are bars of chocolate. Is this part of the prank?

Regardless. We are pleased you chose to celebrate this holiday with us. We were unaware of this mischief night. It is always good to connect with strangers. But we would like to see our plant returned when it is over.

that absolutely is not reassuring i am still completely the creepy uncle here and that is distressing please send the kiss back

2 bags of legal of-age chocolate kisses and 1 cookies and cream bar