The Post Office
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TO: LuLu
FROM: Falcon Punch
Inside the letter is a single pressed lily petal. A self-addressed envelope is enclosed, though the address simply goes to a PO Box that the staff are unable to find a name associated with. The paperwork seems to have gone missing.
Good afternoon, professor.....
You may have noticed your desk is looking a little bit empty.
I may have noticed my stomach is a little bit empty.
empty of....
Hershey's bars.
Have you ever tasted a full sized Hershey bar? I'm not talking about the little mini ones they give to toddlers. I'm talking about the big ones, Professor.
Cookies and Cream.
You may have noticed your desk is looking a little bit empty.
I may have noticed my stomach is a little bit empty.
empty of....
Hershey's bars.
Have you ever tasted a full sized Hershey bar? I'm not talking about the little mini ones they give to toddlers. I'm talking about the big ones, Professor.
Cookies and Cream.
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PLAYER: @Lex
TO: Soren MacLeod
FROM: Goldie
The letter has no return address but one that goes into a PO Box that doesn't have any information on it. Inside the envelope is a printed letter on a card with no signature and at the back is an address to a home with no resident. There is nothing within the letter that reveals the sender's identity.
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PLAYER: @Lex
TO: Soren MacLeod
FROM: Goldie
The letter has no return address but one that goes into a PO Box that doesn't have any information on it. Inside the envelope is a printed letter on a card with no signature and at the back is an address to a home with no resident. There is nothing within the letter that reveals the sender's identity.
Good day sir!
As I'm sure, you've noticed all your chargers have gone missing all at once :)
I apologize for the inconvenience this would have caused you but there is a swift solution! Please deliver 5 packs of Hershey's Kisses in the on the address enclosed at the back of this card within the next three days. If the goods are delivered, your chargers will be returned before sundown on the same day. If not — then I'm sure there will be more to take away. ;)
Have a nice day!
As I'm sure, you've noticed all your chargers have gone missing all at once :)
I apologize for the inconvenience this would have caused you but there is a swift solution! Please deliver 5 packs of Hershey's Kisses in the on the address enclosed at the back of this card within the next three days. If the goods are delivered, your chargers will be returned before sundown on the same day. If not — then I'm sure there will be more to take away. ;)
Have a nice day!
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TO: Falcon Punch
FROM: LuLu
Good afternoon, Falcon Punch
We have noticed our desk is empty and we miss the sound. We are unsure about this human ritual. It resembles what your kind sometimes call flirting, but we do not recognize your name.
And no we have never tasted one of these Hershey's bars. We do not eat.
Please explain the meaning of this behaviour. We are confused.
We have noticed our desk is empty and we miss the sound. We are unsure about this human ritual. It resembles what your kind sometimes call flirting, but we do not recognize your name.
And no we have never tasted one of these Hershey's bars. We do not eat.
Please explain the meaning of this behaviour. We are confused.
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TO: GOLDIE
FROM: SOREN MACLEOD
Sorry goldilocks but this papa bear doesn't negotiate with terrorists. Even if the price is cheap chocolates that will never be as good as other brands.
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PLAYER: @Lex
TO: Soren MacLeod
FROM: Goldie
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PLAYER: @Lex
TO: Soren MacLeod
FROM: Goldie
Are you maybe offering alternatives, good sir? :)
You're free to send in other brands if you're so decided that my choice of sweets are *below your standards*! To what price are a few packs of Kisses compared to how many chargers you would have to buy as replacement, hmm?
You know the address to send it in. Or the chargers aren't the only things about to go missing.
P.S. I'm no terrorist~ Just someone who wants some candies in the spirit of Halloween. Or as they celebrate it here: Samhain!
You're free to send in other brands if you're so decided that my choice of sweets are *below your standards*! To what price are a few packs of Kisses compared to how many chargers you would have to buy as replacement, hmm?
You know the address to send it in. Or the chargers aren't the only things about to go missing.
P.S. I'm no terrorist~ Just someone who wants some candies in the spirit of Halloween. Or as they celebrate it here: Samhain!
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TO: GOLDIE
FROM: SOREN MACLEOD
You drive a hard bargain. If it's kisses you want, it's kisses you'll get.
There's a kiss mark on the paper in what smells like birthday cake chapstick. How undeniably masculine. The residue sticks the pages together a little. Wow. His lips must be really soft now.
That should be sufficient. Thanks for your time.
- Prof. Soren P. MacLeod
There's a kiss mark on the paper in what smells like birthday cake chapstick. How undeniably masculine. The residue sticks the pages together a little. Wow. His lips must be really soft now.
That should be sufficient. Thanks for your time.
- Prof. Soren P. MacLeod
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PLAYER: @Lex
TO: Soren MacLeod
FROM: Goldie
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PLAYER: @Lex
TO: Soren MacLeod
FROM: Goldie
Oh my~ The professor is very charming, isn't he?
Is that cake-flavored chapstick you're wearing? Unfortunately, that wouldn't be enough for the return of your chargers </3
I will save this card though!
Clock is ticking, professor! I'm craving for my sugar sweet Kisses ;)
Is that cake-flavored chapstick you're wearing? Unfortunately, that wouldn't be enough for the return of your chargers </3
I will save this card though!
Clock is ticking, professor! I'm craving for my sugar sweet Kisses ;)
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TO: GOLDIE
FROM: SOREN MACLEOD
No man, now that you've kept the card it has to act as some sort of payment. You've accepted part of the bargain once you decided to keep it. It's like how legally if you said "I'm sorry" you're assuming fault. Trust me on my legal knowledge bro, I grew up in New York and everyone sues everyone up there. Some lady threatened to sue me because I coughed too loud in the library. I'm deaf. Did she think I was aware of exactly how many decibels my coughing was?
Anyway so now that you, a third party of hopefully a legal age for me to send cake batter kisses to, has accepted that and kept it in your possession, I can legally offer you less (because my candy smooches are worth at least 60% of a hershey's kiss, so I only have to make up the 40%)
I'm gonna be the house that gives out apples to trick or treaters.
Get ready for travel tubes of toothpaste, smarties, and fun-sized pretzel packets.
Anyway so now that you, a third party of hopefully a legal age for me to send cake batter kisses to, has accepted that and kept it in your possession, I can legally offer you less (because my candy smooches are worth at least 60% of a hershey's kiss, so I only have to make up the 40%)
I'm gonna be the house that gives out apples to trick or treaters.
Get ready for travel tubes of toothpaste, smarties, and fun-sized pretzel packets.
( Part of Mischief Night )