A bigger cake than the previous one (because SOMEONE has to be a show off), with chocolate and raspberries. There's a note adressed to Eliana.
HEEEEY COUSIN, DOLL, so listen, my boyfriend was just gossiping to me about this and like. First of all, good taste, being into this family, very relatable, I approve 100%.
Second of all, he said we should send cake. Take this fucking cake, as that is accurate both in the adding extra enthusiasm through swearing, and it literally being a description of why you're getting the cake.
Say hello to Chloe for me, share the cake, and be reeeeally nice to her. I'll probably get in trouble too otherwise/not be able to protect you but, haha, no pressure!
xoxoxoxo your cool bro Klaus ;))))))) (and Gabe)