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"Exactly. I might as well get paid for it." He laughed as he ran a hand through Evie's hair.

"Don't worry about me bringing any trouble here. I'll pay the bills and help around when I can. I suppose I can also be your personal maid while I'm here."

"Of course. I can get it for you."
Ruby nodded.

The fridge's door suddenly just opened. A bottle of beer just floated right out as the cap popped off and floated right into the trash. The beer slowly floated across the room and then into Ruby's hands. He smiled and handed Evie the drink as requested.

"Here you go. Is there anything else you want me to do for you? Have you eaten anything? Drinking on a empty stomach usually isn't a good idea."
 

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"Just 'cause you're living here don't make you my life coach m'dude," She popped the lid off the bottle and started to chug, wiping her mouth once she pulled the drink away. "And hey, you're an alien. My weird human gut might function differently from yours."

She held the beer up, above her head.

"C'mon, grab one too. We can toast to this little agreement of ours or something."
 

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"Hm, well maybe not a life coach but I could teach you a few things. Or several things." He teased, with his voice becoming a bit more sultry on that last part. Ruby smirked as poked the tip of his tail against her cheek. He watched her chug the beer and chuckled a bit. She was probably right, he haven't reaaaaally studied human anatomy, not that he really cared to.

"A toast? My my, we getting real fancy in here then huh?" He giggled and then floated a beer of his own out of Evie's fridge. He grabbed it out the air and held it in his hand close to Evie.

"I am honored to be humbly accepted into your lovely home." He paused and then just glanced at some of the mess on the floor, snickering briefly. "I hope I will be a good roommate and that our friendship will grow and blossom like the beautiful Vr'aelli flower." He chuckled.
 

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"Careful, if you get too schmaltzy I might start rethinking things." She giggled, rolling her eyes as she clinked the bottles together. "To the first person who didn't run away after seeing all the bottles lying around."

She took another long swig, gulping almost half the bottle down before letting off a long sigh.

"Now, what was that you said about teaching me things?" She glanced back up at his face, winking suggestively.
 

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"I mean, it's not that bad. I've been in worse places like a spaceship that's just a glorified garbage truck."

While Evie chugged her drink, Ruby decided to be a bit more fancy. He used his telekinesis to pull some of the beer out the bottle. The liquid floated out and formed itself into multiple perfect little spheres, no bigger than the size of a gumball. He smiled as he playfully popped one into his mouth.

"Oh, you're curious?" He teased as he leaned in closer to Evie's face. "I can teach you a lot of things. Maybe somethings involving this tail again, or something a biiiiit more useful. Like, figuring out which lonely person at a bar would be more willing to take you home and maybe help u- you with your money problem. Willingly of course." He smiled playfully and then leaned back.
 
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