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Lotharingia · Jul 17, 2019

It had been a little while since the students living on campus had heard from the resident troublemaker. Evie had been quiet lately, hanging out in her dorm, letting the days pass her by without seeming to care.

But, it had been long enough for her to feel like she needed to make a comeback. She had a reputation to uphold, after all. She needed to get up to some shenanigans again, and she knew just the perfect way to pick things back up.

For her latest scheme, she found herself loitering outside the staff lounge, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible as she waited. Earlier that day, she’d visit the city, had a look around a few shops, and had managed to locate a few special candies. These were unique due to having certain laxative qualities that were apparently devastating.

She didn’t exactly want to test them on herself, so she had no idea just how devastating they would be.

Rather than just eat them, she’d decided to slip them into the coffee pot the teachers all drank from. Now all she needed to do was wait and see…

Yep, there they went. The first few teachers rushed out of the lounge, panicked expressions on their faces. Evie giggled from her little watching spot as they did. Looks like they were successful enough.

Only, that cheeky smirk on her face begun to fade once she noticed a few other teachers, who likely hadn’t had any coffee yet, started to come out, a few looking in her direction…

Welp, that was her signal to bolt.

She immediately ran off, hearing the footsteps of the teachers following behind her. She dashed outside the school building, out onto the school grounds, quickly looking around for a place to hide. The closest thing she could find was…

A trash can.

A relatively empty one, sure, but still a trash can. It still kinda smelled bad as she got close to it. She had a few more seconds before the teachers came barrelling out of the building…

Screw it. Evie hop over the rim, curled up and hid inside the can, grimacing to herself at the smell and the feel of something mushy under her shoes. She could hear the teachers footsteps grow closer, then further away as they ran past. She let out a sigh of relief.

And that was how Evie found herself hiding inside a trash can.

She hoped nobody saw that.

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BlancBlack · Jul 18, 2019

Kuro always found herself wondering why seemingly so few students were using the school’s gym on a regular basis. Perhaps it was that she visited it at odd hours due to her slightly chaotic schedule, or maybe gyms in the town had far more to offer. Regardless, the girl found herself grateful for having a place to work out at so close to the dorms.

Nobody could ever possibly force her to go to the city and search for the right building when she was juggling both the lectures and her waitress job. Coincidentally, at the time of a certain laxative incident, she had found herself just leaving the building after taking a refreshing shower. Her body ached a bit, but that did not stop her from being as agile and sharp as ever.

The rustling sound and one last moment of the lid moving before teachers would run right past the bin was quite amusing the watch from distance, but it gave the hound even better idea. Grinning to herself, she quietly but swiftly got herself next to the bin and leaned right over it as if it were a table or something similar.

The stench coming from inside quite assaulted her senses and given how they were stronger than those of a regular person, she was sure that she could not keep this up forever. But she absolutely wanted to see the reaction of whoever was so desperate as to hide inside when they find out that something fairly heavy is preventing them from getting out.

Then again, she also hoped no one else would see her like that and question why a college student is leaning over a trash bin for no apparent reason. That would not look good on any resume, surely. And yet, the inner bully whispering to her ears was stronger and much more amusing to follow than any sort of common sense.

Lotharingia · Jul 19, 2019

Evie stayed where she was for the moment, keeping quiet, resisting the urge to groan at how gross this was. As the running faded off into the distance, she waited a bit longer just to make sure they wouldn't still be around, before she went to lift the lid.

And found it wouldn't budge.

Huh, that was unusual. Evie frowned to herself, knocking against the lid a couple more times. It didn't take a genius to figure that something was blocking it, though there was the question of who.

"Helloooooooo?" She called out, voice echoing a little from within, muffled by the lid. "Someone taking a pit stop up there? You're probably gonna get your ass covered in germs if you're just sitting up there y'know."

She didn't sound all that worried or panicked, she spoke with the half-jokey tone she usually had. Evie felt confident she could force her way out if she needed to, though she thought it best to figure out who or what was blocking her before she did.

BlancBlack · Jul 21, 2019

Well, well. So it was a person in there, after all, they were responding. Shame, Kurome almost thought that she found the legendary bin snail. Apparently their shells were rather valuable. That said, someone trapped in a bin was a close second best thing she could have found here, given how boring the walk back to her dorm room normally was.

Listening to the warning, she couldn’t help but chuckle. Sure, she absolutely had to wash the fur on her hands afterward, but the outside of the bin was relatively fine in comparison to the inside. “That right? Ya immune to those germs or somethin’ that ya decided to take a swim inside a bin?”

She’d ask with a wide grin on her face. Naturally, the person inside could not see, though the black dog was enjoying this far more than she should have been. And, well… there was no request to move, so she kept pressing her hands against the lid for a tad bit longer. She was honestly curious if the person inside would ask kindly or not.

Somehow she had a feeling that they would not.

Lotharingia · Jul 22, 2019

Fortunately for Evie, the bin didn’t have too much trash in it. She wouldn’t have been able to fit inside if that were the case.

Unfortunately, it was still pretty fucking disgusting. Her shoes were getting gunk on them and the smell was only getting more unbearable as time went on. She was gonna need a shower once she was done here.

“Eh, there's germs everywhere. I can deal.” She said, dismissively, still sounding as casual as ever as she placed a hand on the side of the bin. "Though, y'know I did have plans for the rest of the day that didn't involve me doing my best Oscar the Grouch cosplay sooooo..."

Never let it be said Evie won’t give as good as she gets. The person on the other side of the bin wasn’t a teacher, as far as she could tell, and she recognised that cheeky tone easily. It was the kind of tone Evie took when messing around, after all.

So biting back felt like fair game.

Suddenly, without warning, the entire bin shunted to the side as Evie redirected its gravity, pulling it right out from under Kuro's arms and sliding it across the ground away from her in an attempt to throw her off balance.

BlancBlack · Jul 22, 2019

The fact that this person inside of the bin was so valiantly trying to downplay the situation was honestly rather impressive to Kuro. Sure, there really might have been someone special inside of there who cared little for the germs and all the trash and the smell. But she simply chose not to believe that, the likelihood was just far too small in her mind.

She might have even learned something new, kinda. “Oscar the Grouch… da hell is that..?” But she never really got a verbal answer. Instead, the entire trash bin started moving on its own. “Wha-” Given that she was partially leaning over it, her body tried to move along with it.

Thankfully, Kuro was not some helpless teenager who would do their best to avoid every gym class ever. Her body stumbled as her hands slid from the bin’s top, but she quickly managed to regain both her balance and composure without falling over. Another day, another save.

She could now only look at the bin that was flying toward a particular destination. “Oi! However yer doing that, ya should probably stop before ya slam into da wall!” But whether the warning came soon enough, that was yet to be seen. Rather soon, too.

Lotharingia · Jul 23, 2019

Kuro’s wolflike hears could pick up the crackling sounds that echoed from within the bin. Once Evie could tell she’d gotten away, the bin came to a skidding halt along the ground. By now, Evie could (and should) have gotten out of the bin. However, she was willing to put up with just a bit more grossness to have some more fun with this.

The bin started moving again, but this time it started moving up, floating into the air above Kuro’s head. Evie spoke again, her voice booming out from the trash.

“Beware, mortal! You have angered the mighty trash god! Begone from my sight lest ye feel my gross, slimy wrath!”

She was able to keep that faux serious tone up for a total of one hundred milliseconds before she immediately starting giggling again, still suspended in mid air in the floating trash can.

BlancBlack · Jul 24, 2019

Well, this was certainly interesting. It seemed that whoever was inside had a pretty good grasp on their own abilities that were making the whole bit move in the first place. A sentiment that Kurome herself could, unfortunately, did not share, much to her dismay and frustration at times. Not that she even had much in ways of special powers, to begin with.

But when the trash bit actually started levitating, she had to admit that she was impressed. Watching it with interest, she still did what any sane person would do, however. That being, she started slowly walking backward whenever the bin would position itself above her to ensure that if it were to drop, even faster than normal gravity was to allow, she could easily dodge out of the way.

In that sense, the one unusual ability she had did indeed provide some advantage to her. “Da hell are ya talkin’ about? Wouldn’t a trash god or whatever have ye want to stay inside that bin?” She might have been dumber than most, but she would not be fooled by such a ridiculous role. That said, she had this weird urge to try and jump off of a nearby wall and dunk a ball inside the bin… shame she had no ball.

Lotharingia · Jul 25, 2019

"Eh, probably." One could practically hear the shrug just listening to her even if they couldn't see it. "I didn't really think this whole godly plan thing through. But either way, behold!"

The lid of the trash can then appeared to lift off the bin by itself, before finally, Evie emerged, floating up and out of the bin, arms at her side, look of serenity on her face as she gazed down to Kuro like a benevolent goddess.

Or at least, she might have been able to pull the look off if it weren't for all the gunk dripping off her pants. There was really no way to look dignified emerging from a trash can, but she was trying anyway.

The bin then dropped back down to the ground, clattering as it hit the pavement but otherwise staying upright. The lid followed right after, before the girl herself floated down to sit cross legged on top of it.

"Welp, that was stupid." She casually said with another giggle, idly grapping a banana peel that had stuck to her shoe and half heartedly flicking it in Kuro's general direction, not really aiming to hit her but not caring if she didn't move out of the way either.

BlancBlack · Jul 25, 2019

If Kuro could say anything about this trash bin person, it was that they had some serious dedication to the act. Though the girl couldn’t help but cringe at the appearance of the girl that flew out of the bin, a good portion of her body solidly covered in filth that others threw away.

She actually honestly surprised how calm the levitating girl managed to be, given her situation and the discomfort it must have brought. Unless she was actually used to living in trash, anyway. It was also impressive that no teacher managed to spot this bravado despite how many of them were around not too long ago.

Once Evie decided to make the bit into her personal throne, Kuro couldn’t help and smirk with a bit of a remark. “Dunno if ya wanna take a pit stop there, I was told it could get yer ass covered in germs.” Along with that jab using Evie’s own words from before, she just casually hopped to the side to avoid the banana peel as the two of them probably awkwardly stared at one another.

“Aye. But it seemed that at least ya had fun playin’ the trash queen for a bit.”

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