"Ehhh, like half of my body is covered in germs right now. You see this gross shit?"
Evie pointed down to a particularly slimy looking patch close to her left knee.
"It's a little too late for me to worry about germs now." She giggled, rocking side to side as she sat. "Besides, you think the trash queen has anything to fear from germs? I think not!"
Eventually, however, she did get tired of sitting on the bin, the lid was starting to dig into her butt anyway. She hopped off, casually landing on her feet.
"Though, you should feel lucky that I am a gracious and merciful queen. If you tried to trap someone a bit meaner than me like that I dunno if you'd be ready for the possible consequences."
She crossed her arms behind her back, leaning forward a bit and winking, mischevious grin accompanying the implicit threat.
Evie pointed down to a particularly slimy looking patch close to her left knee.
"It's a little too late for me to worry about germs now." She giggled, rocking side to side as she sat. "Besides, you think the trash queen has anything to fear from germs? I think not!"
Eventually, however, she did get tired of sitting on the bin, the lid was starting to dig into her butt anyway. She hopped off, casually landing on her feet.
"Though, you should feel lucky that I am a gracious and merciful queen. If you tried to trap someone a bit meaner than me like that I dunno if you'd be ready for the possible consequences."
She crossed her arms behind her back, leaning forward a bit and winking, mischevious grin accompanying the implicit threat.