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Damon Vesper @localboogeyman
 the fact that i google my own name for fun sometimes can tell you a lot
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman just a couple of dudes bein' guys
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman couple of guys bein' dudes
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman just a couple of dudes bein' gay
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman do you ever catch yourself acting out dramatic fictional tropes irl, like ur all (looks wistfully into sunset or some shit) and when u realize what ur doing its....... time for an intervention with Myself
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman i'm a cool guy and dont have problems like that. suckers haha
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman but i may or may not watch too much tv. take that as you will
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman i'm also pretty gay these days and there is absolutely no vagueness in that area
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman what was i talking about again? oh right. who's watching the new reality show. i'm going to pity watch it and its going to be GREAT, WILL LIVEBLOG, LOOK FORWARD TO IT/JOIN IN
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman yes, i can cook. all the takeout is because i know how to appreciate the finer things in life. im a dignified chinese takeout connoisseur. please try not to be too intimidated bc of how impressed u are. ill only bite u if u want
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman maybe that was a lie. not the respectable connoisseur part. the wont bite unless asked thing. wont bite unless u ask or are being annoying, usually. lets go with that
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman U G H
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA, SOMETIMES YOU JUST
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman you know how usually a thing seems pretty lowkey and kept under control and then
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA (SCREAMS FOR ENTIRE DAY)
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman (stares straight into camera)
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman this is fine
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman yikes! anyway, back to the more usual random bullshit carnival ride style tweets
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman so: who wants to talk about how much we'd rather be sleeping? i don't have to sleep. i'm just a widely known thrill seeker who really pushes the limits of whats socially acceptable.
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman i sleep for fun
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman do i occasionally ask loser criminals philosophical questions, and then ramble, while questioning them? yes.
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman my coworkers won't put up with it anymore so someone has to, and these nerds have to start getting used to harsh punishments early on
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman me talking to my gr8 friend: why yes, i do MANY illegal things......... her: (leans in)
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman me: .......like being such a cool dude lol!!!! illegal
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman i only get my paperwork knocked on the floor half of the time for stuff like this and i think thats a good sign
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| | Damon Vesper @localboogeyman one of these times shes going to actually arrest me for 'being an illegally cool dude' and ill know i brought it upon myself. ill know
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