Green Isn't Your Color [ReD]

Zell · May 12, 2015

Oh god. Cabel was high.

Sid had never heard of Cabel getting high before.

Actually, now that he thought about it, Sid wasn't exactly the best guy to take care of other people when they got too fucked up. Usually he just took them to his room and tucked them in and let sleep and time work its magic. If it required anything more involved than a tuck into bed then Sid was lost. He wasn't the nurturing type. He was more of the... have fun and deal with the consequences later type. And that had worked fine for him so far.

But now he had someone who was high on... magic drugs. A sigh. This was going to be a long day.

While Cabel occupied himself, Sid set about opening all the windows and turning on all the fans to get the room ventilated and lose some of the rainbows. Fresh air would probably help sober him up. Maybe. Did his new drug work that way?

That done, the drow walked back over to Cabel to make sure he was okay, only to have him drag himself onto his feet and talk about the lighting of the lab.

"I don't think lighting is what we should be worrying about right now, Cabel." he picked up the petri dish and set it near the window to let it air out. He didn't want to risk pouring water or anything on it, so he would just let it run its course.

"I want my last meal to be cock and tacos. Not in that order. Maybe in that order. I wanted to be an interior designer but instead I became a dealer. Do they even have college for interior design? I bet you I could design a sweet boudoir. God, I've always loved that word. Seriously dude touch this wood."

He... wasn't even sure what to focus on in that. As much as he wanted to put the offer on the table if the drug dealer was looking for cock as a last meal, he didn't really wanna put his dick on the table if Cabel was this high.

As he pat his shoulders, Sid wrapped an arm around Cabel to keep him steady and also to maneuver him around the lab like a sack of potatoes. He just needed to clean up and then he could tuck Cabel into bed and hope time would be enough to sober him up. He moved back to his station to clean up the last of his crystals first.

ReD · May 13, 2015

When Sid started to open the windows and put the vents on, Cabel objectively knew that he must be high because he wasn't doing the same thing.

This was horrible.

This was wonderful.

The alchemist enjoyed when Sid put his arm around him and led him around the lab. He felt like he was getting a tour. He slid his arm around Sid as well, giving his hip an affectionate squeeze.

"I don't think lighting is what we should be worrying about right now, Cabel."

"You are absolutely right," Cabel said, frowning. "I know something is wrong with me but it also feels amazing. I shouldn't be worrying about lighting when i'm like this. i should be recording the symptoms, timing the duration, seeing if this is so potent because of the hair, the extra bake time or WAIT,"

He stopped suddenly, disentangling himself from Sid while the drow took care of his crystals that had exploded drug butterfly powder on them. Cabel should probably mention something about that. Who knew what it could do now. Maybe send you into a sexy coma. Not that the coma would be sexy, only that it would feel sexy. or something. God he didn't know he'd have ot look at it.

Cabel was standing on the desk, unscrewing a lightbulb from the ceiling, and he gave a surprise yelp when he unscrewed it and the electricity zapped him a tad. He didn't care.

He jumped down to stand next to the drow and offered him the lightbulb. "I am going to make fireworks right now, and then we should get tacos and test them out."

He looked Sid straight in the eye and said, "and then we gotta figure out where I can get a cock from. I'm not sucking my own."

There could have been a moment there but Cabel was back on the desk, unscrewing another lightbulb.

Zell · May 14, 2015

Sid had never felt quite so conflicted in his life. He prided himself on at least having enough common decency that he wouldn't take advantage of someone when they were in this state, but he really wasn't sure how to help Cabel. Would a nice dicking actually help him sober up? You never knew with magic drugs! See, this was why he never strayed too far from the pharmaceutical when it came to drugs. He only fucked with unicorn hair and newt's tail in good old fashion potions. Crossing the streams was only asking for a world full of trouble.

But hearing him talk, he could tell that there were moments of true, unobstructed cognizance in his words. He really seemed to understand what he needed to do, at least for a moment, before his head seemed to disappear under the metaphorical water of his own drug. Part of the drow wanted to take off his mask and inhale that shit so deep that he was operating on the same level as him, but then only the intervention of a teacher would be able to save them from their own idiocy and Sid was not getting in trouble because of magic drugs.

"What?" He asked Cabel, his hands poised over his experiment. Should he be worried about something? Did the air do something to his crystals? Aw shit, the air did something to his crystals didn't it? Did it get turned into a monster? Did they create a Mogwai? Oh this was some hot-ass bullshit...

"I am going to make fireworks right now, and then we should get tacos and test them out."

The dark elf massaged the bridge of his nose. "Dude, I think you're a little too fucked up to be dealing with fireworks. You'll burn your eyebrows off or something."

Was this what is was like when DJ had to take care of him? He needed to get her a fruit basket or something.

"and then we gotta figure out where I can get a cock from. I'm not sucking my own."

"Look, I'm willing to offer up my cock for your sucking pleasure, just get down." Normally the idea of the alchemist's lips around his nether regions would send a rivulet of pleasure down his spine, but Cabel was acting like an excitable puppy and probably wouldn't even remember this when he got sober. Or... maybe he would? Magic drugs were weird.

Sid reached up and grabbed Cabel off the counter. "Come on man, stop unscrewing the light bulbs!"

ReD · May 14, 2015

"Dude, I think you're a little too fucked up to be dealing with fireworks. You'll burn your eyebrows off or something."

Cabel stopped, very serious again, and looked at Sid. "Do you want to know a secret?"

He pulled off his safety goggles, revealing the fact that his eyebrows were only newly growing in. "I don't wear sunglasses indoors because I'm a douche, but because I blow them off all the time."

Cabel returned the safety glasses from his face and resumed unscrewing the light-bulb. Because safety first.

"Look, I'm willing to offer up my cock for your sucking pleasure, just get down."..... "Come on man, stop unscrewing the light bulbs!"

Cabel came down into Sid's arms, enjoying the sound his feet made when they hit the ground. He leaned against the desk suddenly, clutching his chest, and sighed.

"I really, I gotta calm down bro, but it's hard. I don't normally do my own shit." He chewed on the inside of his cheek. "I wanted to model this sort of off of E, which probably explains why I want to suck something so bad. But seriously if you're offering I'm taking you up on that."

The moment of lucidity seemed to end as Cabel collapsed to his knees infront of the drow, his hands reaching for Sid's belt. He reached behind him on the counter instead, still kneeling, and pulled up Sid's thing of crystals. He looked at them while on his knees before him, one hand still holding onto Sid's belt as though to keep himself calm.

"Dude this would be sweet, just use a little bit less of the powdery stuff next time, and also no more butterflies. I don't know what the butterflies did. It's too neon for me to tell," he said, and then put the dish back. He was still kneeling for a moment, looking up at the drow.

"I think I have heart palpitations. Can you take my pulse? But first we should seriously unscrew some more of those lightbulbs, look at how many there are in here, jeezus," Cabel said, making a movement like he was ready to get back up on the desk and work at screwing the lightbulbs. "You look like a doctor with that mask on. DR.SID, MD IN TOUCHING YOUR BUTT, I would watch that show."

Zell · May 14, 2015

Sid wasn't having a good day, he realized.

Kicked out of his dorm early in the morning, the chemistry lab being alive with exploding smoke fireworks that had gotten their creator higher than a fucking science experiment, and to top it all off he had to deal with that creator alone because he couldn't tell someone they'd been cooking in the chemistry lab unless he wanted disciplinary action.

And it would not be the sexy kind.

To add more problems to the mix, he was pretty sure his mask was reaching the end of its usefulness. even though it was ventilating the fireworks were still going off.

Oh well.

"I really, I gotta calm down bro, but it's hard. I don't normally do my own shit. I wanted to model this sort of off of E, which probably explains why I want to suck something so bad. But seriously if you're offering I'm taking you up on that."

"Yeah man total--ly?" he was thrown for a loop when Cabel dropped to his knees, hands on the hem of his pants like no one's business. Sid had meant when he was sober Jesus Christ. But at this point he was resigned to it.

Almost before he could react, Cabel was back to getting on the table. Sid moved quickly, grabbing him from behind to try to keep him from climbing back onto the lab table.

"Come on dude at least try to control yourself!" He said. He realized that somehow the room smelled much weirder than he remembered. It took his rapidly slowing brain almost a minute to realize that his mask had slid down, and that his nose and mouth were now being assailed by the scent of rainbows and bubblegum. It smelled so sweet that it almost made his head start swimming. Aw no. They couldn't both be high right now.

Aw man they were both high right now.

"Man if I could be an MD in touching butts I would have gone straight to medical school."

ReD · May 14, 2015

"Come on dude at least try to control yourself!"

For some reason, this surprised Cabel, who thought he was controlling himself by not completely replacing the lightbulbs, only taking a few out at a time. Despite that, he relaxed into the drow's grip, leaning into it.

He looked over his shoulder and realized that Sid's mask had slid down, and Cabel gave a long, slow grin. "Aw shit man, now you've got it, too."

"Man if I could be an MD in touching butts I would have gone straight to medical school."

"I know, right? I'd be making appointments left and right, my insurance premiums would skyrocket," Cabel said. He'd somehow turned around, closing the little distance between them, and he was patting Sid's shoulder again. He shook his head slowly, trying to think of what it was that was so important about Sid also being high.

"How are you feeling?" Cabel asked, the small, ever-shrinking objective part of his brain wanted to know. The other part of him was responsible for the hand that had found it's way onto Sid's hip and was touching the thin strip of skin between his shirt and jeans.

Zell · May 14, 2015

"Aw come on dude," He said, slipping into the comfortable buzz of the fireworks. Somehow this shit was even better than he could have possibly imagined. It was like... it was like he was literally inhaling rainbows. It felt like he was actually turning into a balloon animal on the inside and that made him feel great. "If you wanted to see the butt doctor all you had to do was ask."

"Mz'sid So-kijak, ButtTouch MD will see you at any time."

Real talk?

This felt. Great.

Plus he was starting to get what Cabel meant about really, really wanting to suck on something. His mouth felt like he really needed to fill it with something, and the more logical part of his brain very helpfully informed him of the fact that he should probably not be sucking on anything in the lab.

But Cabel...

"I'm feelin' fine." He said softly. His words didn't feel slurred or anything. He felt generally pretty good, if a little bit goofy and the slightest bit hot. He wrapped his arms around Cabel, nuzzling into his neck. "But dude... I get what you were sayin... bout wanting something to suck on."

ReD · May 16, 2015

Aw come on dude," "Mz'sid So-kijak, ButtTouch MD will see you at any time."

"You take walk in appointments?" Cabel asked, and then he broke down into a fit of short, gasping laughs. Was this really how they were flirting? Why was this so funny?

"I'm feelin' fine."

Cabel was getting dizzy and found himself even closer to the drow and when he wrapped his arms around Cabel and nuzzled into his neck, he tugged on Sid's belt loops and closed the distance between them.

"But dude... I get what you were sayin... bout wanting something to suck on."

"Imagine how great this will be during the summer," Cabel said. "We've gotta do this under the stars, when there's ice cream and snow cones and...stuff. It'll be great, lying on the grass, watching them go off, then getting off.

Cabel was paying attention to the sensation of Sid's breath on his neck and not what was happening to the crystals on the table behind the. Actually, Cabel was thinking about what else they could do with the table. His name sort of....rhymed with table. Cabel could put Sid on the table.

He gave another small laugh, and said, "Do you realize how many things your name rhymes with?"

Zell · May 18, 2015

"Aw yeah man," he said, nodding sagely. Sid honestly couldn't tell if the drugs were making him a better or worse flirt. He was inclined to believe that the fireworks were making him a lot worse. Like, a lot worse. His normal brand of flirting was honest flattery and a lot of clever double entendre. Now he was just really weirdly saying that he liked looking at Cabel's butt. "The walkin's the best way to experience a butt, don't you know?

As Cabel hooked his fingers into his belt loops and pulled him closer, Sid took the opportunity to not at all smoothly get his hands on the other guy's ass. Ahaha, he was so terrible at being smooth right now.

Man, he would have to make Cabel promise not to tell anyone else about his totally shoddy seduction tactics while under the influence of his weird drugs.

Actually, on the subject of getting off...

Sid pressed against Cabel a little more insistently, pinning him ever so lightly to the counter of the lab table behind the two of them, his mouth still against his neck. He'd half forgotten why exactly his mouth was there, but it was nice to smell him. And to literally be dick-to-dick with him right now. Hell yeah...

At the mention of how rhyme-able his name was, Sid couldn't help but nod. "Yeah... ya got... lid, bid, kid... slid... giant squid..."

ReD · May 22, 2015

"Aw yeah man...The walkin's the best way to experience a butt, don't you know?

Cabel nodded in agreement. Sid's hands where on his butt and he was being pressed ever so slightly up against the granite counter until he was trapped between--

A rock and a hard place.

Get it? Hah.

Despite the occasional, soft laugh punctuating his suddenly heavy breathing, Cabel found that he was really, really enjoying Sid's near proximity. When he woke up this morning, Cabel did not have accidentally getting high or trying to seduce a drow between giggles in his agenda.

Actually his agenda was over near the fizzing mess of his fireworks. Oops.

"Yeah... ya got... lid, bid, kid... slid... giant squid...

[b"Giant squid might be my favorite"[/b] Cabel said, backing himself up onto the counter so he was sitting on it. He wrapped one leg around Sid, pulling the drow closer to him. One of Cabel's hands reached up to tangle his finger's in Sid's hair.

.....did he really just attempt to seduce him by saying, Giant squid might be my favorite? Ugh he was never doing drugs again.

He leaned down like he was about to kiss him, but Cabel hesitated at the last moment, wrinkling his nose. "Is it just the drugs or is something...burning...again?"

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