That cake tasted delicious
Like sin and sex
But seriously, cous, it's been waaay too long. Did you miss me? Did you plan on having a party for my return? There is only one correct answer for both questions
We have to meet up real soon. Did I mention you are my FAVORITE cousin?
We have to meet up real soon. Did I mention you are my FAVORITE cousin?
hey firecracker. you're welcome for the cake, it was the boyfriend's idea. he should totally win a dad award, right? whether i mean an award for being good at it or a menace is up to interpretation, shhh.
gonna say again. be nice to chloe, doll, even if i wasn't sleeping with her dad and all, he's an important guy, don't want to get on his bad side. watch out for yourself
lmao ok thats all the lecture-y stuff i have in my system, ew right? CONGRATS ON THE SEX AYYYYY, CONGRATS ON BEING BACK IN THE GREAT AND FLASHY MC, SHOULDVE CALLED FIRST NERD, BUT I UNDERSTAND SEX IS A TOP PRIORITY
fav cousin, huh? hm. do you think flattery gets you everywhere? because it absolutely does, especially with your sentimental sucker of a bro klaus.
yeah babe, call me and we'll set something up, k? and i'll indulge you all you want, as usual, u know i have the resources
B))))) we better highfive when we hang out too, congrats on all the sex @ both of us amirite, we have so much gossip to catch up on
B))))) we better highfive when we hang out too, congrats on all the sex @ both of us amirite, we have so much gossip to catch up on
Hey hey hey. I don't plan on hurting Chloe emotionally or otherwise. Tots promise. I'll even be extra careful, all for you.
AND BRO
sex ALWAYS comes before callin' your family. yoou knooow that. besides, if I didn't have all the sex and partying before calling you, what the fuck would I even talk to you about?
and the fav cousin/bro title ain't granted willy nilly. it holds POWER and PRESTIGE, 'kay?
im gonna call you later tonight to set up a time and a place. I met a few of your new house guests, you got like all the cute kids. not that I'm complaining.
Not only will we highfive, i'm gonna sneak jump hug you. Better watch out. I'm comin' for you, luv. ;)
Just a heads up. Ttyl
panaria, huh? can't say i do, actually, nor any gomph. which is a real shame, isn't it? send em. offer the company of more loving family members, a job- whatever you need to, you got that?
don't keep all the cuties to yourself, doll. not for long
just giving me so little details to go off of here is already making me itch, actually >:(
do whatever you need to but don't make me wait forever.
panaria, huh? can't say i do, actually, nor any gomph. which is a real shame, isn't it? send em. offer the company of more loving family members, a job- whatever you need to, you got that?
don't keep all the cuties to yourself, doll. not for long
just giving me so little details to go off of here is already making me itch, actually >:(
do whatever you need to but don't make me wait forever.
@Club Gambit right now, if you wanted to drop in
back booth in the corner
otherwise, I'll bring them over to your place later tonight
