"Oh, really? Duly noted, I'll buy you chocolate first thing when I'm back," Klaus decided, pleased. He thought the scrabble comment was cute, too. "Anyway, I wasn't insulting you, those were compliments! I think you're a delight."
A delight with a wide range of scavenged torture equipment. Truly charming. Klaus snorted quietly, rolling his eyes, but still couldn't help feeling sparks of interest, excitement and heat squirming in his stomach. He narrowed his eyes. His motto for years in regards to these things had been 'if it's a hot person doing it to me, I'm into it', but perhaps the masochist accusations he'd been getting more recently were, uh, more solid than thought.
It was all about the intensity, strong physical and emotional feelings. Towards those he was attracted to and his possessions, he felt only positive, very fond feelings. He didn't really want to hurt them past in a teasing, poking sense. If they hated him, or wanted to put him through fucking horrible things, well. He welcomed all of it. As long as there was something powerful involved, emotionally or physically, and he could keep them tangled up with him, he was going to be greedy.
"No shit, sherlock. Come on, I've been flirting with you since you showed up, love at first stab." Klaus snickered. Then, he tilted his head and fluttered his eyelashes. "I'd take a romantic dinner as much as I would sex, so why not this? I'm flexible in my tastes, and especially helpful, when I fall for someone. I'm sure you have no end of sick fantasies you want to act out, right? How mutually beneficial."
There was no way he wasn't going to get his share of enjoyment here. Not a chance.
Klaus leaned into the second search he received, one hundred percent going to make this as inappropriate as possible. The loss of his stuff gave him an instant pang of outrage, but he swallowed that down and didn't let himself focus on it. He wondered, instead, if this man would hurt him with more of his own weaponry. There was something twisted and hilarious about that, wasn't there?
Klaus didn't really catch on to what specifically was going to hurt, what the plan was, but the hammer and crowbar combo definitely didn't appear pleasant. It wasn't. Klaus cried out and flailed involuntarily, vision getting fuzzy and spotted again, body screaming as his abused nerves went into overdrive.
"Oh f-fuck, oh god, fuck," he stuttered, babbling a bit, eyes squeezed tightly shut. Things were worse like this than getting injured in the middle of a fight, around his usual adrenaline rush. He unclenched his teeth in order to pant, breath hot, chest heaving, heartbeat loud. The room was still spinning when he weakly opened his eyes again. There was a fucking crowbar through him. He trembled and stared and was very unashamedly turned on, pain and heat mixing perfectly. Red pooled below him, striking, standing out on the dull and gross floor.
"You sure you don't want to kiss? Not even a little?" He asked, barely managing to not stumble in his words. "I would've worn heart shaped sunglasses to be cuter if I'd known I was going to meet you today. Next time."
A delight with a wide range of scavenged torture equipment. Truly charming. Klaus snorted quietly, rolling his eyes, but still couldn't help feeling sparks of interest, excitement and heat squirming in his stomach. He narrowed his eyes. His motto for years in regards to these things had been 'if it's a hot person doing it to me, I'm into it', but perhaps the masochist accusations he'd been getting more recently were, uh, more solid than thought.
It was all about the intensity, strong physical and emotional feelings. Towards those he was attracted to and his possessions, he felt only positive, very fond feelings. He didn't really want to hurt them past in a teasing, poking sense. If they hated him, or wanted to put him through fucking horrible things, well. He welcomed all of it. As long as there was something powerful involved, emotionally or physically, and he could keep them tangled up with him, he was going to be greedy.
"No shit, sherlock. Come on, I've been flirting with you since you showed up, love at first stab." Klaus snickered. Then, he tilted his head and fluttered his eyelashes. "I'd take a romantic dinner as much as I would sex, so why not this? I'm flexible in my tastes, and especially helpful, when I fall for someone. I'm sure you have no end of sick fantasies you want to act out, right? How mutually beneficial."
There was no way he wasn't going to get his share of enjoyment here. Not a chance.
Klaus leaned into the second search he received, one hundred percent going to make this as inappropriate as possible. The loss of his stuff gave him an instant pang of outrage, but he swallowed that down and didn't let himself focus on it. He wondered, instead, if this man would hurt him with more of his own weaponry. There was something twisted and hilarious about that, wasn't there?
Klaus didn't really catch on to what specifically was going to hurt, what the plan was, but the hammer and crowbar combo definitely didn't appear pleasant. It wasn't. Klaus cried out and flailed involuntarily, vision getting fuzzy and spotted again, body screaming as his abused nerves went into overdrive.
"Oh f-fuck, oh god, fuck," he stuttered, babbling a bit, eyes squeezed tightly shut. Things were worse like this than getting injured in the middle of a fight, around his usual adrenaline rush. He unclenched his teeth in order to pant, breath hot, chest heaving, heartbeat loud. The room was still spinning when he weakly opened his eyes again. There was a fucking crowbar through him. He trembled and stared and was very unashamedly turned on, pain and heat mixing perfectly. Red pooled below him, striking, standing out on the dull and gross floor.
"You sure you don't want to kiss? Not even a little?" He asked, barely managing to not stumble in his words. "I would've worn heart shaped sunglasses to be cuter if I'd known I was going to meet you today. Next time."