Now, Dorian didn't speak "gardener", but he was pretty sure that being invited to someone's house alone to "check out his plants" was gardener code for "I want you to bend me over my fence." Because, really, who used that for an invitation? Plants? Seriously? That was like inviting someone to stare at dry wall.
He didn't know that Finn knew. He supposed it was obvious. Dorian thought he was always incredibly transparent around his crushes, but most people said that he had the tendency to act like a douche. He'd like to disagree with them and say that he was a douche practically all the time, so it made no difference. Finn was probably acting oblivious out of respect, but he decided it was high time he "checked out his plants." They have been spending a lot of time together because of Gardening Club, after all.
Check out his plants. Right. He was going to check out his plants. Finn's plants. He was going to check them out. Today. Today! He sighed in front of the mirror, trying on three different shirts, at first judging them by appearance but then easy to rip-off came into play. In the end, he settled for a dark blue button up with roll up sleeves that made his eyes stand out. He also picked up a light white blazer with inside pockets, which he promptly stuffed with condoms. He looked at his own image again, messing up his hair. Did he look handsome and fuckable? Absolutely! He got this, he got this.
His knees were trembling. Christ.
He sent Finn a text he was going to be there soon. He got in his car and drove to Finn's house, and then turned around and drive around the neighborhood. He parked his car in a parking lot, slapped his cheeks, and psyched himself up again. He was fine! He fucked people in the daily! What the hell was his problem!? He stopped by the nearby bakery, picking up a freshly baked apple pie and some nice potpourri the baker's daughter was selling. Finn would love this. He strengthened his resolve and drove back to Finn's house. Deep breath. He knocked on his door.
"Mr. Leighton? It's me, Dorian."
He didn't know that Finn knew. He supposed it was obvious. Dorian thought he was always incredibly transparent around his crushes, but most people said that he had the tendency to act like a douche. He'd like to disagree with them and say that he was a douche practically all the time, so it made no difference. Finn was probably acting oblivious out of respect, but he decided it was high time he "checked out his plants." They have been spending a lot of time together because of Gardening Club, after all.
Check out his plants. Right. He was going to check out his plants. Finn's plants. He was going to check them out. Today. Today! He sighed in front of the mirror, trying on three different shirts, at first judging them by appearance but then easy to rip-off came into play. In the end, he settled for a dark blue button up with roll up sleeves that made his eyes stand out. He also picked up a light white blazer with inside pockets, which he promptly stuffed with condoms. He looked at his own image again, messing up his hair. Did he look handsome and fuckable? Absolutely! He got this, he got this.
His knees were trembling. Christ.
He sent Finn a text he was going to be there soon. He got in his car and drove to Finn's house, and then turned around and drive around the neighborhood. He parked his car in a parking lot, slapped his cheeks, and psyched himself up again. He was fine! He fucked people in the daily! What the hell was his problem!? He stopped by the nearby bakery, picking up a freshly baked apple pie and some nice potpourri the baker's daughter was selling. Finn would love this. He strengthened his resolve and drove back to Finn's house. Deep breath. He knocked on his door.
"Mr. Leighton? It's me, Dorian."