the jig is up: i like you

Poppy · Sep 2, 2015

Lei pulled his hoodie up and raised his phone to nose level, trying to make himself smaller by standing next to an alcove near the bank. He probably looked like a very suspicious mugger (pickpocket, he corrected with some distaste) right there, but you know what, those people could kiss his big brown ass because he wasn't even doing anything wrong here.

He was just waiting for Sid. His friend. His... broski. Bromigo. Homebro. Two good bros going to hang out, in a platonic fashion, like good bros tend to do.

So maybe the butterflies in his stomach could shut the fuck up right about now. Please.

Lei was well aware where all these raging butterflies where coming from, oh yes. When he thought of Sid, he thought about the fireworks, the Graduation Party, the soft kisses (first! kiss!), the way he treated him like fragile glass but picked him up and hugged him tighter than anybody else dared, and all Lei could think about was: Keysmash. And another was: I will fight.

He wasn't cheating, it was just...

Oh god.

Oh gooooood.

Was it too late to call a rain check? He should call a rain check. His throat was scratchy, now that he thought about it. (It was just him and Sid, no buffer, this shouldn't be allowed and legal at the same time.) Lei slowly stuffed his phone in his pocket and very casually pushed himself forward, and very casually tried to walk away.

@"A M E N O"

Zell · Sep 3, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

Sid leaned back at a table with four other people that he called his pals. They chattered amiably with each other, and Sid threw in his own comments that were usually met with loud laughter that made the lady at the next table scoff angrily. He bought her another tea and gave her a crooked smile. She looked like she wanted to beat him to death with her alligator skin handbag. Honestly the drow probably wouldn't blame her. If he had to meet himself and interact with himself he would probably fight himself in a heartbeat.

He checked the time on his phone and excuse himself, leaving enough money to cover what he'd ordered, plus his part of their tip. He'd told Lei he wanted to hang out today, and Lei agreed, in so many words. There was an expletive in there somewhere. Three different ones. In multiple different places. The guy certainly had a way with words.

As he appeared at their meeting place and saw Lei walking away... there was a feeling of unease.

They were friends, pretty good friends too. But somehow things between them always carried a casual awkwardness that he wasn't sure what to do with. It seemed to ease as time went on, but he couldn't help but wonder why. It was clear that despite their more touchy-feely friendship that they were just friends. Lei was a taken sheep after all.

Sid trotted up to his walking friend. "Wassup?" He asked, jamming his hands into his pockets. "Not in the mood to hang out t'day?"

Poppy · Sep 3, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

"Sid!" Lei very nearly tripped on his own feet somehow when Sid appeared, feeling the heat rise to his face. No, this wasn't the plan at all? The plan was to go back to bed and just give him an update that he was sick, he couldn't make it, and that wouldn't be a total lie because his stomach was raging something fierce inside him.

Sid was here anymore, and somehow Sid the idea was a lot scarier than Sid the real person because now that Sid the real person was here, Lei felt nothing but calm and a little bit of bubbly excitement. Sid the idea existed in his thoughts. That was the real problem here. His brain was shit. It had no right to twist someone that made him happy into a big scary ball of bad ideas.

"I was just..." He placed a hand on top of his stomach. Nothing. Nothing but calm. "...wondering if I had the right alcove, you know? I know this bank has like four. I wonder if you meant, like, the one at the back because, good idea! That — would've been smarter because that car we accidentally blew up was parked really near here."

An old lady across the street gave him a dirty look. Lei looked away, whistling innocently as he walked.

Zell · Sep 4, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

The look on his face could only be described as one of concern. He wondered if maybe Lei didn't want to hang out with him, if maybe Lei would prefer to just go back to his dorm or something. Which would be cool for Sid--well, he'd feel kinda cruddy, but he was used to people flaking on him. Even the nicest person was unable to come to an event every now and again. He was used to it. It was normal. Plus, Lei had the added bonus of being someone that Sid already kinda liked a lot.

He was cute, after all.

There was a brief look of relief at the his friend's insistence that it was fine, and that he was likely just going to circle around and check the other sides of the bank to make sure he was waiting in the right spot.

"Yeah, now that you mention it that probably would have been smarter than meeting here..." The drow held out an arm to usher them both away from the scene of their crime. Hopefully they weren't still investigating that because come on, seriously, how much did they need to investigate something like that? Cars got blown up all the time. The presence of the remains of the prototype Sheepworks firework meant nothing and wouldn't hold up in court probably.

"So I saw this really cool display across from the alchemy store, as I was buying firesalt. It was a Minions Poster, right? Except someone colored over the Minions so they looked like shit." A derisive chuckle. "I feel like I have such terrible humor for laughing at that--plus, they painted out 'minions' and wrote 'shitions' on it. Wait, I think I took a picture...."

Poppy · Sep 17, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

Lei hid behind Sid out of the old woman's sight, covering his mouth as he snickered uncontrollably as they walked. He was the worst accomplice ever! He could never hold his own in court. But those bastards can't prove anything.

There was a stupidly happy skip in his step as they walk. He couldn't believe he was getting sparkle eyes at Sid while he was talking about shit minions. Disgusting. Sid was so crude. Why did he even like this guy?

He paused.

That actually sounded like a pretty good meme, feeling aside. "I want to see that picture!" He pulled out his phone and started flipping through the folder. "I also saw this picture of... Hold on. I found what we're going as this Halloween. Feast your eyes on..." Lei pulled out a picture of a Sexy Minions costume he got on the internet and laughed. It was hideous. He needed to inflict that piece of hideousness to Sid too.

That aside, he let Sid walk ahead for a bit before jumping on his back because, truth be told, he liked it there. It made him feel tall. "Where do you want to hang out? Have you eaten? Should we watch Pixels or are we still banned at that stupid movie house?"

Zell · Sep 22, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

Sid laughed, flipping through his phone as they kept walking towards who knew where. He didn't have the most solid plan about how they were going to spend this day. All he knew for sure was that he was going to be chilling with his favorite sheep themed princess. A Sheep Princess if you would.

Sheepcess.

"Wait wait wait lemme--" He flipped frantically through his phone and the myriad of nudes he'd received and taken, as well and selfies of him and Lei, and a few scattered ones of him and Clarence. The tall doughnut never cooperated when he wanted a nice selfie unless he was looking perfect. "Found it!"

He showed it to Lei. It was gross, but great. Sid appeared to have scribbled "Nice meme" on the poster in sharpie.

Then it was his turn to be repulsed as Lei showed him sexy minions. "Real talk, if i had a boner right now it would burrow INTO my body that's how much that turned me off."

The drow reached behind his back and hiked up Lei so he was a bit more comfortable and walked. Lei didn't weigh enough for him to be a serious burden. He could still walk and move at a reasonable speed without much issue.

"I'm pretty sure we're still banned. That's kinda what 'banned for life' means."

Poppy · Sep 25, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

Lei grinned when he caught a glimpse of the thumbnails of dicks on Sid's phone, finding it utterly surreal that smashed in between were completely innocent pictures of him and Clary. A half-formed joke with the premise traversing through the forest of the dicks died in his mouth when he saw the "Shitions" picture. Instead, he squealed. "Text that to me, and then take me to a tattoo parlor so I can tattoo it on every inch of my body."

He wrapped his arms around Sid's neck and kissed him a couple of times on the head, happily giggling and rubbing his face on the itchy bald spot of his head as he talked about his boner burrowing itself into his body. "Peak-a-boner! All right, hooking up dare. Pick up someone with the phrase peak-a-boner."

His good cheer got dashed immediately because of the 'banned for life' thing. "Look, what is this, the ballet? If you're gonna make a moviehouse, expect some people are gonna holler in the back. And throwing hotdogs is perfectly legit behavior. Talk shit and get hit by a wiener, is what I always say." He perked up, looking at all the establishments they were passing by. "I dunno where we should go, though. Too early in the day to set off some fireworks. There's nothing to do around here slash we're banned from all the interesting places. I just wish something interesting would happen."

@"mariosaur"

MARIE · Sep 25, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

Mei didn't know when she was...all she knew was that she was somewhere near the beach and she had a broken chair and half a steering wheel near her. She didn't see Sk or and Royce anywhere near her and she was starting to hyperventilate. What if they were in a different time? No that wasnt logical, she had to have hope. She knew that her siblings were somewhere on the island...they just had to be. She looked around the emptt lot she was in and dusted off her dress and picked up her sheep plushie. So what if she was thirteen, Hailey was her favorite thing her mom had gave her. She also picked up her backpack with her almost empty spellbook and a money she had managed to save, she had no idea how long a hundred and fifty dollars was gonna last the three of them but she was more worried about finding them and getting home.

As she walked around she started to recognize buildings and sighed in relief. She was down town somewhere now all she had to do was find her dad. She knew from stories that he was more social than her mom. She was postive that she could find them she just had...peak-a-boner??. She froze and hide behind a corner. If only she had a easy spell for seeing through walls. Sadly the only spells she had mastered so far was levitation and repell spell. It was good for hitting people with pebbles. Still she waited and watched and she finally turned the corner. Her eyes went wide and she finally relaxed.

"THANK GOD," She said with a sigh of relief. She knew that they probably didn't know her she couldn't help but let everything. "Mommy Daddy" she said attaching her self to Lei who wasnt that much taller than her. She was not crying, and she'd punched anyone who said the moisture in her eyes were tears. "Imsogladifoundyou"

@"A M E N O"
@"Poptart"

Zell · Sep 26, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

"Lei no," he said with a chuckle as the thought of Lei laying down and getting Shitions tattooed all over his body, into every single corner and crevice. He imagined the care he would have to take, literally wrapping himself in plasitic to prevent infection and bathing himself in rubbing alcohol to keep his wonderful new full body Shit-Minions poster tattoo. Well, He was sure some stupid adult tattooed minions onto their bodies at some point so Shitions was still a step up from that.

But it was like. A small step.

Thinking about the dare proposed, he muttered, "Would you like to play peek-a-boo with my peek-a-boner--Lei no I will literally never have sex again."

Sid bounced Lei up a little to get a better grip on him, chuckling as he nuzzled against his head and left kisses. "Well, I'm sure we'll find something to do. I mean, In my opinion every time I go to a movie theater and don't get slapped in the face by a big juicy meaty wiener is a day that i feel unfulfilled and disappointed."

Before he could say anything else, a child walked out and attached herself to him and Lei. She looked like she was crying, but more importantly, she looked a lot like Lei, he couldn't help but notice. Her eyes were a similar shade of blue, her hair was the same shade of white--even their skin tones weren't THAT much off from each other. She looked like his splitting image more or less, and he really didn't know how to feel about that.

And then he realized that she'd just called them "Mommy and Daddy"

What the actual fuck was even this.

Sid put Lei down and just kind of.... regarded this child. "Are.... do you need an adult kid?"

Poppy · Oct 5, 2015

RE: the jig is up: i like you (anz)(marie)

Lei sort of... vaguely slid down Sid's back before Sid finally put him down. The train of thought about shitions, giant wieners and maybe smooching in the park were balled up and tossed out a window. Lei looked at the girl and — what was she, 10? 13? She looked like him, but her aesthetic was very much like a female Sid. Well, that the thought didn't even cross his mind much if she didn't claim they were her 'mommy and daddy'.

Lei needed to go lie down.

"I... think you're confusing us with someone else, kid." Because this? This couldn't be real. No fucking way it could be real. Lei sort of maybe bought that he could be a mother regarding... some issues he's always had, but that didn't change the fact that he very much had male junk. Nobody was secretly hiding a uterus here. And Deith. And Sid's aro thing. None of that shit lined up at all. "Are you lost? Do you wanna go to the police station?"

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