He'd done it.
In the 113 years of his existence, Ripley Pieces had never, ever been on a blind date. He hadn't been on many dates, if he was being honest. He'd just never had the time.
But he was getting bored, because even in a place like Manta Carlos Islands, there is not a lot for an awkward museum curator to do. Sure, he had his collection of dinosaurs to deal with, but after a while feeding them live animals was no less unusual than feeding mice to a pet snake.
So he'd posted a dating advertisement in the local newspaper, saying that he'd be at that diner with the strange name--Boom goes your Appetite-- from 4-5:30 if anyone wanted to join him for coffee and a piece of the diner's amazing pecan pie.
Ripley was on his first cup of coffee, and he was being optimistic.
Surely...someone would show up, right?
In the 113 years of his existence, Ripley Pieces had never, ever been on a blind date. He hadn't been on many dates, if he was being honest. He'd just never had the time.
But he was getting bored, because even in a place like Manta Carlos Islands, there is not a lot for an awkward museum curator to do. Sure, he had his collection of dinosaurs to deal with, but after a while feeding them live animals was no less unusual than feeding mice to a pet snake.
So he'd posted a dating advertisement in the local newspaper, saying that he'd be at that diner with the strange name--Boom goes your Appetite-- from 4-5:30 if anyone wanted to join him for coffee and a piece of the diner's amazing pecan pie.
Ripley was on his first cup of coffee, and he was being optimistic.
Surely...someone would show up, right?