"Hm? ... Oh!" He laughed. "Well, when I threw it into the air, I caught it in a portal..."
He thought back for a minute. "I got the idea a while back... I learned about this thing called 'terminal velocity'. Sounded fun... And it is!" Yes. Yes, she is out with a crazy person.
"So, by chaining portals together, I can get anything to terminal without it going too far. It's not always a useful ability, but clearly it has its moments." He said all of this so casually... Like it was normal. Like everyone contemplates the uses of terminal velocity in daily activities.
He paused for a moment, then added "You like any prizes over there?" He asked, pointing out the game where you knock over bottles.