Lochlann and Chloe Text Message history

Chloe, the pipes in my apartment burst and everything is wet. The plumber is not a fat dude with low-hanging pants. The plumber is this hot chick with really perky tits.

This is not a drill Chloe she is wearing a white shirt and bent over in front of my sink.

There is water everywhere and she just asked if I have a bigger wrench..

Please send help.

Maybe we could go out and do something else while she gets her work done.

Also shouldn't she have her own wrenches? She's a plumber gfdi

She said that it was too tight and wet for her wrenches to work, and she needs something bigger. She's never had a job like this before.

Chloe she just pulled something and water just sprayed both of us. She just sighed and said, 'I hate when jobs make me this wet'.

We need to go someplace dry. I hear Arizona is nice this time of year.

Shouldn't she at least turn the water off to your part of the building? I feel like her job would be easier if she did that. Plus it would cost your building less money in water and water damages..

......I feel like maybe I should have called you to come look at this mess first. I don't know the first thing about plumbing.

Chloe this might be the end. I don't think I can stop myself. She just took her shirt off and said she'd need help toweling off when this was over.

Im 1 block from ur apt. Once this bus stops im running the rest of the way pls hold on a little longer

.....Chloe you're like my sponsor, only you stop me from sleeping with busty incompetant plumbers and drowning them in my kitchen sink. You are a true MVP.

You should be getting paid for this.

I'm not wearing pants anymore.

Juvie Island, 0/10, would not recommend.

you know what i would recommend tho? gin. gin is great. happy samhain.